"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I fought the law and... well, now look at me. Bloody and bruised in a underground prison cell. We underestimated them. Oh how we underestimated them. You're our only chance now. Find the rosemary machine in the tallest building in Ikebukuro, travel back to 2013, warn us of the dangers. Please, hurry. Without you, all hope is lost. The code phrase is "A Pork Bun In His Hand". Cel Eye Pingu.
Well, it's not alive in the strictest sense, because they remove the thing's brain before they slap it onto the plate. They're not monsters. But by the time it hits your table, it was alive so recently that it still flaps its tentacles around and tries to escape when you pour soy sauce over it. What's happening here, besides your own nightmares being harvested and served to you on a platter, is that the octopus' nerves and muscles are still active and spring to life when they come into contact with salt, like the salt in soy sauce.
So maybe you thought the "live" octopus earlier was a cop-out -- it didn't have its brain, after all, so it was just nerves firing in response to the liquid. No, you want your seafood alive, damn it, and wriggling on the plate. But you don't want it to suffer. Good news! In Japan and China, they have a solution: They make shrimp more pliable to the idea of being eaten alive by getting them shitfaced drunk first .
ok, I like raw seafood, 8ut even then I'd prefer it 8e dead, cut up, and possi8ly rolled in rice and seaweed or laid over rice. (Not always though! Raw tuna is gr8 in a salad too.)
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I fought the law and... well, now look at me. Bloody and bruised in a underground prison cell. We underestimated them. Oh how we underestimated them. You're our only chance now. Find the rosemary machine in the tallest building in Ikebukuro, travel back to 2013, warn us of the dangers. Please, hurry. Without you, all hope is lost. The code phrase is "A Pork Bun In His Hand". Cel Eye Pingu.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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live animals are not food
live animals are not allowed at the table and you wash your hands after handling them before eating
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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