The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    image

    5.45 for admission...*sighs*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    PLOT TWiST: The next poster was French all along and has been hiding it from us the entire time. Yeah.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's true
  • The next poster is actually a sentient thunderstorm.
  • edited 2013-10-19 22:31:18
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Imi just wracking up the plot twists tonight

    ^ whaaaat
  • HAVENSTORM
  • beau still ain’t around

    might turn in early?

    well, at least i’ve finished my very first college course ever, so that’s nice.
  • edited 2013-10-19 23:08:24
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm gorging on Extra Credits, and...


    :(

    Seriously, it was hard not to cry at the end. And on top of that, the game mentioned was one of my favorites when I was younger (and was able to get to someone's house that had an Atari).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hanna-Barbera
  • The sadness will last forever.
    extra credits...meh.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I never heard of a male witch before.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    What about a female wizard?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    warlock
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't recall hearing of a female wizard, no
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    normal super mario bros.

    is the best mario fangame
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sorceress

    enchantress
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    evil dances
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what is the funniest object you can think of
  • a sentient thunderstorm
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    She's a decent enchantress

    And she does OK dances

    And if you look deep in her eyes

    She will call Dr. Francis

    Then what will she do?

    She'll mix up a coffee brew

    And she'll offer you some with a creamer or two

    So...watch out!
  • ONE DAY YOU WILL GET A WEIRD BIG LETTER THAT SAYS IT IS FROM YOU! 
    IT WILL BE A LITTLE WET AND HAVE A STAMP OF THE BLACKEST MOST 
    GROSSEST HEADLESS EVIL DOG YOU EVER SAW. IF YOU OPEN THE 
    LETTER YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN MAILED SPIKES AND 
    YOU WILL DIE ON THE SPIKES. HOWEVER IF YOU POST THIS IN FOUR 
    MESSAGE BOARDS THE LETTER WILL NOT HAVE SPIKES IN IT BUT IT WILL 
    HAVE SOME ALRIGHT FUDGE AND A BROWN RIBBON YOU CAN PUT ON 
    SOMETHING.
  • I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS 
    WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I 
    AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW 
    YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. 
    MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU.

    THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?

    I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!
  • game pitch;

    Procedurally generated Metroidvania in which you play a magical girl. Your mentor (a catlike creature of some sort probably, they always are) dies to the invading Shadow Creatures just after explaining how to use your transformation artifact--the Melody Heart. Gameplay involves fighting the Shadow Creatures while picking up various upgrades (drawn from a loot table depending on specifics) that are either active or passive (self-explanatory) and light or dark, taking the light items will eventually transform your Melody Heart into a Justice Heart, giving you increased defensive abilities and the ability to get the "Light" ending if you complete the game in this fashion, taking dark items will transform your Melody Heart into a Vengeance Heart and will grant you increased offensive capabilities, finishing the game in this state will net you the "Dark" ending.
  • Ludmila said:

    game pitch;

    Procedurally generated Metroidvania in which you play a magical girl. Your mentor (a catlike creature of some sort probably, they always are) dies to the invading Shadow Creatures

    Literally the introduction to "Bunny Must Die"

    Points have been docked and they set sail.
  • Kali said:

    Ludmila said:

    game pitch;

    Procedurally generated Metroidvania in which you play a magical girl. Your mentor (a catlike creature of some sort probably, they always are) dies to the invading Shadow Creatures

    Literally the introduction to "Bunny Must Die"

    Points have been docked and they set sail.
    hey

    do you know how long it's been since I played Bunny Must Die

    it's been like

    a year

    at least.

    also the only cat I remember in Bunny Must Die was the big one you fought
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I played Metroid and Castlevania

    I guess that means I played Metroidvania
  • Melusina said:

    I played Metroid and Castlevania

    I guess that means I played Metroidvania

    Metroidvania = Platformer with sprawling, singular worlds rather than neatly divided levels. Often with many enemies, multiple bosses, and a number of upgrades.

    The genre name comes from both Metroid and Castlevania, so, yeah, you are correct, in a way.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I know what it means, dammit
  • You know, we really should come up with better terms some of these days.

    "Metroidvania"

    "Rogue-like"

    What's next, someone makes an alien movie about an advanced race of aliens that hunt humans and it's Predatorvania?

    Or a book comes out about a super cool detective and it's a "Sherlock Holmes-Like"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sherlock Holmes: Everybody's Favorite Cocaine Addict (I Assume)
  • The above photo, named The Kiss, was created by Witkin by literally sawing a severed head in half, and turning it back on itself to give the appearance of two men kissing. Arguably Witkin’s most controversial photo, this image highlights the intensity of how thought-provoking and disturbing his work can be.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    O_o
  • Watching The Breakfast Club, because baby Wobbuffet.
  • This movie takes place on my birthday :D

    What are the chances of that?

    (4/1461, actually)
  • Kali said:

    You know, we really should come up with better terms some of these days.

    "Metroidvania"

    "Rogue-like"

    What's next, someone makes an alien movie about an advanced race of aliens that hunt humans and it's Predatorvania?

    Or a book comes out about a super cool detective and it's a "Sherlock Holmes-Like"

    both of those are very old terms tho.
    Melusina said:

    I know what it means, dammit

    I have a compulsive need to overexplain everything. Forgive, pls.
  • Or a book comes out about a super cool detective and it's a "Sherlock Holmes-Like"
    This is how I'm going to explain House from now on.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    A bean, a bean, and further beans.

    Those were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect can of beans.

    But Professor Beanhampton accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: even more beans.

    Thus, Beans were born!

    Using their ultra-bean powers, Bean, Bean, and Again Bean have dedicated their lives to being beans and fighting the forces of lack of beans!
  • I can already tell I'm going to like walky coat sunglasses guy.
  • Nerdy mean mother and little brother guy is me, literally.
  • Eight hours in an empty school? Sounds... pretty freaking sweet, actually.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    empty schools are scary
  • Again Bean
    Bean there, done that.
  • Ludmila said:

    Kali said:

    You know, we really should come up with better terms some of these days.

    "Metroidvania"

    "Rogue-like"

    both of those are very old terms tho.
    How old are these terms? because these couldn't have existed for what I consider "old" 60 years is just when you're getting into "Now I can consider you old" category, so unless they're 60+ years, they aren't "Old"
  • Cutxerk said:

    Nerdy mean mother and little brother guy is me, literally.

    image
    image

    Either, as usual, my facial recognition is off, or there's a bit of a resemblance there too.

  • Gah I look like an idiot in that picture.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nice ceiling fan.
  • Looks can be deceiving.

    Which is to say cultures and societies like to present images(and many other kinds of things I'm sure) a certain way, and then inevitably it shocks people to learn otherwise.



  • Wow, another FPS! When will people learn that all FPS games are frickin' garbage? The game is too dark, the game is like Minecraft, the game is uncontrollable, and the urban setting is for frickin' fricks and has Goth punks. Deus Ex just gets a negative 30,000 out of 10, okay?
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