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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    As a person who is half Apache

    I don't give a shit
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That is because you are not a self-righteous Kankri-style social justice blogger
  • I was doing so good at being motivated the last few days. What happened.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    holy CRAP i was just thinking "I haven't talked to Haven yet today" and then I refresh the page and there you are
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *pun*
  • i have two hours to find a scholarly article and a good website

    can i do it

    hell yeah
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I realized the other day that my sister, by way of being the youngest, has never had to live with a pregnant woman or a baby

    Lucky her
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Apparently, when my younger sister was born, I got annoyed with her and said to my mom, "can you take her back?"

    as in, like, returning something to a store
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Cute.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    When my next-younger brother was born, I called him "Kitty" because I apparently thought he was a kitten.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Wonka
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is the style of bus I tend to picture the Time Bus as:

    image

    For those who aren't up-to-date on Trash Heap continuity: It's the same bus I took the Motherheap on a field trip on in July 2011, then converted to a time machine when it came to HH that November. Yay nonsense!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    We have a Time Bus? Excellent and awesome.
  • My copy of Pacific Rim got here two days early! But I was getting groceries so they dropped it off at the post office instead and I can't pick it up til Monday.

    The moral of the story is never leave your house, even to eat.

    So I realized the other day that my sister, by way of being the youngest, has never had to live with a pregnant woman or a baby

    Lucky her
    What if you said this to her and she said "Well at least you never had to be a baby"
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    My head feels better! I guess the Advil kicked in.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It always did please me somewhat to see Pfizer buy Wyeth

    Their lack of over-the-counter products made them a bit less approachable to me...
  • edited 2013-10-19 21:08:43
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    The logical conclusion is that Senator Cruz believes the plan behind Obamacare is to deport the rich to the moon.
    I don't know if I'm right

    But the majority of Americans would consider this to be a bad thing why

    (ABC Inc-self says: oh shit)
    Because people can't breathe on the moon; and simply killing off those who are rich will not actually most likely deal with the underlying system that maintains the huge wealth discrepancies; any more than killing off all of the poor will deal with the problem of poverty; or killing the hungry will solve world hunger.

    Also, oh, keep bashing republicans while leaving Democrats alone; all right; that's completely reasonable and not unfair at all when they are both awful; no double standard there.

    You know, most of my family are politically conservative, and maybe that's where I get this feeling of hostility towards me from much of the internet when it comes to political matters.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    PLOT TWiST: Imipolex G is actually Walt Disney
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cryogenically frozen

    thanks for thawing me out
  • edited 2013-10-19 21:14:28
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^I was mostly joking about the "sending the rich people to the moon is a good thing" thing...I just assume that a lot of people tend to resent the wealthy because they benefit the most from a skewed system

    ^What are your thoughts on Michael Eisner? Bob Iger?
  • edited 2013-10-19 21:18:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Route 666 said:

    I can't even find it in me to get mad at Senator Cruz


    Like, by all means, continue digging your party deeper, Ted
    Yeah, keep giving the democrats an excuse to rub all this junk in the faces of the nice, reasonable, considerate republicans (minority or no, people should not be held responsible for the stupid members of their groups) who are just as ticked at Ted Cruz as anybody.

    Keep making people think that this is all that republicans can be; and keep contributing to that which is keeping political system of the U.S. hugely bipartisan; and keep making democrats feel good about themselves; and keep it so that the Democrats don't have to be decent to be better than republicans, so they can be as scumbaggy as they want and still be the lesser of two evils; and keep lowering the level of politics.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    You know, I think that the liberals want the Rush Limbaughs, Glen Becks, and Ted Cruzzes to stay in power in the Republican party.  It makes them look good; and provides them an easy opponent; and then they come off as the better party without actually doing anything decent except Not Be Republicans.

    And, well, they don't have to be good.  They just have to be better than the Republicans (or the lesser of two evils); and keeping the jerks and bucketheads in power in the Republican party makes that extremely easy.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    In short, I hate everyone involved in politics.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Sie sind das spurdo und wir sie die sparde
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Attack On Burger
  • Needs more explosions.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    In short, we should make politics illegal.
  • Naya's Quest is such a simple concept but it's sooooooo difficult.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    ^What are your thoughts on Michael Eisner? Bob Iger?
    Y'know when Eisner was at Paramount, his boss (Barry Diller) threatened to fire him if Raiders of the Lost Ark was a flop. Which it wasn't, of course. This is a piece of trivia I'm relating for no reason

    Who is the other guy? I don't even know
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm 24 and in college... oh wait no I'm not. ^_^
  • edited 2013-10-19 21:30:06
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ah, Barry Diller

    another mogul extraordinaire

    Bob Iger is the current CEO of Disney, Eisner's successor

    He came to Disney from Capital Cities/ABC; ironically, Disney presently finds it hard to give a shit about ABC
  • edited 2013-10-19 21:31:10
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    the way to solve politics is obviously for me to bite anyone's wiener who does things that do not make the world a better place
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the government wiener-biter; she wears a gimp suit and we wash her and hang her up when we're done using her
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    wash your hands before taking the miko and be sure to change the gimp suit once a week
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    penises are like hot dogs omg i could eat them with ketchup and mustard and relish and sauerkraut and barbecue sauce and ranch dressing and chili and cheese :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    miko, please do not bite my wiener
  • really.

    explosions.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    explosions can be fun
  • edited 2013-10-19 21:35:12
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    the way to solve politics is obviously for me to bite anyone's wiener who does things that do not make the world a better place

    Don't put your mouth on those, you don't know where they've been.

    Eat their ears, instead.  Especially because Women have ears, too.

    RESURGAM.
  • yes explosions.
  • image

    this is more funny than it should be >_>
  • I should 8e petrifying and not exploding.

    8ut

    EXPLOSIONS.
  • *desplodes Vriska*
  • Oh no what have you done?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    your head desplode
  • I've just taken a lode off your mind.

  • ::::o
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The fucking incredible World of DiC
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