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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Touhou 12 is an eternal struggle to earn life pieces faster than lives are being eaten up (or missed/glitched off screen due to deaths, as the case may be). It is a fight I cannot win. Enemies explode into bullets *right in my face* because I couldn't see them because they are *buried underneath a layer of danmaku* that I am trapped in the middle of. Trying to catch the tokens while they are the right color is infuriating. Accidentally grabbing a token of the wrong color is infuriating. And then there is the fact that the boss patterns twist my brain into knots. I am playing on hard mode btw, and I don't think I ever once got past Minamitsu in this mode.
  • edited 2013-10-18 11:41:44
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This nonsense is giving me trouble. It should be embarrassing, but this is the hardest game in the series probably.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know how every pair of cheap earbuds comes with two pairs of those little rubber things, one big and one small?

    My sister only likes the small ones and I only like the big ones

    So we decided that from now on whenever either of us gets a pair, she'll give me her big ones and I'll giver her my small ones. That way we'll have spares for when we invariably lose them!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fucking incredible
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    earbuds are the electronic device of the devil
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    says Louisa Ferre
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm w/e at least I can handle hard mode enough to beat most of the Touhou games on hard, which is okay-ish... gawd I hate lunatic and I don't understand how anyone can stand it, let alone beat it.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    enough Touhou gaming for now :| I will fall asleep soon anyway ^_^ maybe
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Like half of this thread is just Miko talking to herself when she is really bored, typically followed by a sleep.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Sleep is for the weak, and weakness is for the sleepy!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If not for Saltybets, I would not know Darkstalkers had characters other than Morrigan.

    And the fish guy.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    B.B. Hood, professional psychopath.
  • some of my fave pokemon music
  • i took a wee nap there


    in my dream there was this woman with psychic powers who was fighting this other woman, and the other woman put a scorpion in her eye and she feel down and then she grabbed a hose and drenched the other woman while she was crying and then this balding man came in and apologised for everything
  • edited 2013-10-18 12:20:23

    it was a very small scorpion and it dissolved instantly.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :o
  • Melusina said:

    A matter of fact, it's a good representation of the Bioshock series as a whole.


    Stories and themes that conflict with the gameplay. An exploration of railroaded violence culminating in being railroaded into a boss fight. 
    What is your view on the Touhou series? :D
    A universe filled with creativity, much of which is poorly implemented in the actual games. However, the fanbase's love of derivative projects results in material that compensates for the games' lackings.
  • Suffice to say, your childhood was not full of encouragement, your adolescence was not full of employment, and your adulthood has not been full of success. Each one sort of led into the next, which is to say “nowhere”. It’s one of the things you’re hoping to fix in your new life. Someday, you’ll be good at something. Or even just adequate at it. It would make you so happy.
  • I continued to play highly reviewed games that not only underwhelmed but often stunned me with their failures.  There were more 3’s (Skyward SwordHalo 4New Super Mario Bros 2) and 4’s (SkyrimDear EstherTomb Raider) but not so many 5’s (Arkham City, Bastion), since my feelings didn’t often fall in the middle.  Even 6’s that I mostly enjoyed (Red Dead RedemptionFire Emblem: Awakening, Journey) were nothing to get that excited about.  Only 7’s (Gone Home, The Last of Us, Wii Sports Resort) and 8’s (The Walking DeadKirby’s Epic Yarn, Far Cry 2) really started to get interesting, and there were a handful of amazing 9’s (The Binding of Isaac,Kentucky Route ZeroSpelunky).  While I did play two 2’s (the other was Limbo), I also played two 10’s (Minecraft and Demon’s Souls).
    5 is actually a pretty good score for Arkham City, IMO
  • It's an inherent flaw in attempting an anti-violence message in video games. You have two options: Make the game fun, going against the message, or make the game unfun, which naturally comes with an array of issues of its own. Of course, you could put it in a game without violence in the first place, but then it'll just fall flat.

    there are definitely ways to give a game a good anti-violence message (Middens is a good, if obscurish example) but when the sole purpose of the game is for you to shoot lightning at people it does ring a bit hollow.
  • Tre said:

    i've never seen a bovine in the flesh

    seriously?

    Glad you're feeling better, Yarrun.
    kidding, I've seen cows

    I'm just spoofing that one Lorde lyric and the "people have gone their entire lives without seeing a cow" thing from the PSAT a couple of days ago
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    People have gone their entire lives without eating a cow.


  • dubstep sax man released a new album
  • Tevis Thompson (the guy who writes the review) seems to believe that the 3D Legend of Zelda games would be better and more truthful to the original if they were more like Dark Souls.

    I understand where he's coming from. One of my biggest complaints against Kingdom Hearts 2 is that they listed the locations of hidden items in the journal (which erases the fun of poking around and trying to get them yourself) and that they overly streamlined the combat to the point that randomly pressing Triangle and X can get you through most battles. But I think he's being a bit harsh.
  • I never did finish Middens, if it's even possible to finish it.

    The whole world seemed a bit too fragile. Like if I touched the wrong thing or killed the wrong person, I'd ruin the rest of the game.
  • if i was a cow i'd think that lorde hated me

    i mean have you seen the youtube comments lately
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    boys who only appear onscreen to fawn over the main girl and show off their sexy bods and ultimately need the girl to take care of them
  • Given his views on LoZ and his top 9s and 10s, I think Thompson is a man who likes open exploration.

    Just a guess.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i got back from a seminar

    apparently the narrator of my writing sounded 'strangely cold and detatched, like a serial killer'

    the writing was autobiographical
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    when people who don't know how actual human beings work try and explain depression

    no character no heart no depth

    as cold and soulless as Deboss' eventual robot wife
  • i got back from a seminar

    apparently the narrator of my writing sounded 'strangely cold and detatched, like a serial killer'

    the writing was autobiographical

    good voicing is hard
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ...yeah

    it really is
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    just idk

    how do you respond to an appraisal like that?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i went with 'you wanna know how i got these scars?'

    but like, that's dodging the criticism
  • it kinda has this uncanny valley type thing, you gotta really nail it or it throws everything off.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I have the house to myself for a while

    Not sure what to do with this time
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    when people who don't know how actual human beings work try and explain depression

    no character no heart no depth

    as cold and soulless as Deboss' eventual robot wife

    Now I'm imagining Deboss as a more mechanical Frankenstein's Monster.

    Of course Adam was more sympathetic because he loved Plutarch and Milton.

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Why do people's minds go to "serial killer" so quickly?
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    it kinda has this uncanny valley type thing, you gotta really nail it or it throws everything off.

    i guess so

    it's frustrating because this is the third year of the course and nobody else seems to be having this problem

    Now I'm imagining Deboss as a more mechanical Frankenstein's Monster.

    Of course Adam was more sympathetic because he loved Plutarch and Milton.


    heh

    poor Deboss

    i don't think he's a bad guy but he had a way of riling me up

    and he evidently rubbed the Triumphant the wrong way as well
  • Tevis Thompson (the guy who writes the review) seems to believe that the 3D Legend of Zelda games would be better and more truthful to the original if they were more like Dark Souls.

     to be fair to him (her? Tevis could go either way) the amount of games that couldn't be improved by being more like Dark Souls is very small.
  • Route 666 said:

    So I have the house to myself for a while


    Not sure what to do with this time
    Do that thing where you dance in your underwear while wearing Ray Bans
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    really i guess he irritated everyone who was interested in academic subjects outside the exact and natural sciences
  • it kinda has this uncanny valley type thing, you gotta really nail it or it throws everything off.

    i guess so

    it's frustrating because this is the third year of the course and nobody else seems to be having this problem

    Now I'm imagining Deboss as a more mechanical Frankenstein's Monster.

    Of course Adam was more sympathetic because he loved Plutarch and Milton.


    heh

    poor Deboss

    i don't think he's a bad guy but he had a way of riling me up

    and he evidently rubbed the Triumphant the wrong way as well
    if you literally think that art is worthless then you are a bad guy.

    that is how I feel any way.
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    or maybe just people who were too irritable
  • Ludmila said:


    Tevis Thompson (the guy who writes the review) seems to believe that the 3D Legend of Zelda games would be better and more truthful to the original if they were more like Dark Souls.

     to be fair to him (her? Tevis could go either way) the amount of games that couldn't be improved by being more like Dark Souls is very small.
    Agreed. More free-form exploration is a plus for any game. Just wish he was a bit less caustic about it. Just a bit.

    I assumed that Tevis was male, but I actually have no idea. And there's no photo or gender info, so...
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    Ludmila said:

    if you literally think that art is worthless then you are a bad guy.

    that is how I feel any way.


    "The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.  All art is quite useless."
  • Ludmila said:


    Tevis Thompson (the guy who writes the review) seems to believe that the 3D Legend of Zelda games would be better and more truthful to the original if they were more like Dark Souls.

     to be fair to him (her? Tevis could go either way) the amount of games that couldn't be improved by being more like Dark Souls is very small.
    Agreed. More free-form exploration is a plus for any game. Just wish he was a bit less caustic about it. Just a bit.

    I assumed that Tevis was male, but I actually have no idea. And there's no photo or gender info, so...
    the combat in Dark Souls is more what I meant but that is also true

    the only thing that no game needs to take from Dark Souls are its sometimes odd level construction (the Anor Londo archers) and its camera.
  • Ludmila said:

    if you literally think that art is worthless then you are a bad guy.

    that is how I feel any way.


    "The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.  All art is quite useless."
    if you are defining "useful" as "has a strict, practical, constructive function" you're already being semantic for no good reason. Taking something off of someone's mind for a while (which pretty much any kind of art, good or bad, can do) is useful.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    fair point

    that was Oscar Wilde's opinion, i don't necessarily agree

    you just reminded me of it
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