You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Back in the days between “Empire” and “Jedi,” there was a magazine (Starlog or Fantastic Films, I think)article that speculated something close to #3 wherein it turns out that Luke is a clone of Darth Vader created to defeat him. But it got weirder: Vader himself was either a clone or the son of the original Luke Skywalker. When Yoda told Ben “there is one other,” he wasn’t referring to Leia, he was referring to Skywalker Prime, long thought dead by Ben and the rest of the galaxy. And what was Skywalker Prime doing during all this time? Protecting and hiding the Jedi Knights — and now Han Solo — disguised as the notorious bounty hunter Boba Fett.
I was reading about neuroplasticity and neurons in general, and I found this picture of one of Ramón y Cajal's famous neural diagrams. It kind of looks like a street map.
I love the Wilhelm scream so much. Its every occurrence delights me; it is like the filmmakers are personally tonguing my ear. You just know they all high-five each other after they add the Wilhelm scream, it is the crown jewel of action movies.
In fact I think they don’t go far enough. After each Wilhelm scream, somebody else should be heard to shout, “Oh my god not Wilhelm!” Even if the movie is set in prehistoric times or Imperial China, it should be made obvious that there is a character named “Wilhelm” and he just fell off something.
In fact doesn’t Wilhelm really deserve to be a more developed character by now? He should appear in every movie, like when the family dog is trapped the volcanic lava, suddenly Wilhelm swings out of nowhere and rescues him. Kind of an all-purpose deux ex machina, except noisier, because Wilhelm can only communicate with that one scream, due to brain damage from all the falling he’s done over the years.
“Wilhelm! Thank god you’re here!”
“AaaaAAAUGH!”
“Ha Ha! That’s our Wilhelm!”
I think the ideal action movie, or indeed ideal movie of any kind, would be nothing but explosions and Wilhelm screaming for two and a half hours. In 3-D. This seems so obvious that it cannot be argued against, except by a very wrong person who doesn’t know how to sit back and have fun.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why would you apply an alkali detergent to your scalp?
You don't want to make your scalp all slippery and runny, and easy to wash particles and folicles and germs off. That would make your scalp all watery and slippery and runny, and it would wash off, leaving your skull exposed.
Anyways, Resurgam.
My parents say it is shower time right now. See you guys tomorrow.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
if you believe you must be big in order to to be tough
then you should get to know me, i'll teach you other stuff
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So, due to a surprisingly profitable stint at the local survey station (which pays at least 10 dollars for each hour you spend there), I've managed to net $26 today, which is almost enough to buy Dark Souls.
However, seeing that I've already bought more than my fair share of games in the last few weeks (counting my stake in Mighty 09's kickstarter), I believe I'm going to save this. Also, I don't have an XBox 360 controller yet, which will help greatly with both Dark Souls and SFIV.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
English: They told me enough! They told me you killed him!
Old French: No, English. I am your father.
English: No! That's impossible!
Old French: Search your lexicon, you know it to be true.
English: Nooooooo-jumps off cliff-
Oh yeah, and also, in this version; Esperanto is Jar Jar.
For those of you who don't get it: English is arguably more french than it is anglo-saxon; at least going by vocabulary.
Back in the days between “Empire” and “Jedi,” there was a magazine
(Starlog or Fantastic Films, I think)article that speculated something
close to #3 wherein it turns out that Luke is a clone of Darth Vader
created to defeat him. But it got weirder: Vader himself was either a
clone or the son of the original Luke Skywalker. When Yoda told Ben
“there is one other,” he wasn’t referring to Leia, he was referring to
Skywalker Prime, long thought dead by Ben and the rest of the galaxy.
And what was Skywalker Prime doing during all this time? Protecting and
hiding the Jedi Knights — and now Han Solo — disguised as the notorious
bounty hunter Boba Fett.
I so wanted to see that movie.
Linky to source (scroll down, it's in a comment).
-Jerk!Darth Vader
I love the Wilhelm scream so much. Its every
occurrence delights me; it is like the filmmakers are personally
tonguing my ear. You just know they all high-five each other after they
add the Wilhelm scream, it is the crown jewel of action movies.
In fact I think they don’t go far enough. After each Wilhelm scream,
somebody else should be heard to shout, “Oh my god not Wilhelm!” Even
if the movie is set in prehistoric times or Imperial China, it should be
made obvious that there is a character named “Wilhelm” and he just fell
off something.
In fact doesn’t Wilhelm really deserve to be a more developed
character by now? He should appear in every movie, like when the family
dog is trapped the volcanic lava, suddenly Wilhelm swings out of
nowhere and rescues him. Kind of an all-purpose deux ex machina, except
noisier, because Wilhelm can only communicate with that one scream, due
to brain damage from all the falling he’s done over the years.
“Wilhelm! Thank god you’re here!”
“AaaaAAAUGH!”
“Ha Ha! That’s our Wilhelm!”
I think the ideal action movie, or indeed ideal movie of any kind,
would be nothing but explosions and Wilhelm screaming for two and a half
hours. In 3-D. This seems so obvious that it cannot be argued
against, except by a very wrong person who doesn’t know how to sit back
and have fun.
alternately, he could enter a clothing store with a ski mask and a weapon of some sort, but that seems excessive.
After covering your body in solvent (water) and applying rather alkaline soaps to your skin; you feel better?
You don't want to make your scalp all slippery and runny, and easy to wash particles and folicles and germs off. That would make your scalp all watery and slippery and runny, and it would wash off, leaving your skull exposed.
Anyways, Resurgam.
My parents say it is shower time right now. See you guys tomorrow.
gotta ask him things about things
get rid of it
also I cleared the Catacombs and somehow missed Vamos, but that's not a question, more a statement.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I invaded some guy (who was clearly not new), and he just straight up cartwheeled off a cliff. I'm pretty sure it was intentional too.
I can't complain because I got a piece of green titanite out of it but it was still like, really strange.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
If you did, there's a miniscule chance I packed it for you! :P
I had a single pair of dark red jeans once, but that was a long time ago.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead