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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
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    (2015 self)
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
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    (2015 self)

    murrica land

    No, no, no, I was complaing about Mercia.

    Wales, Wessex, Kent, Sussex and even Northumbria are better than Mercia.
  • edited 2013-10-16 01:31:02
    ...And even when your hope is gone
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    (2015 self)
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  • edited 2013-10-15 22:41:37
    ...And even when your hope is gone
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    (2015 self)
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    (2015 self)
    Well, everybody hates me, so should they kill me?

    Sorry, as a Mormon (a religion based in going door to door and getting the same treatment as our poor misblamed telemarketer brethren) who cannot understand or read Capchas, I have a lot of sympathy for spambots.

    Poor Telemarketers, everybody is so mean to them; it's a soul-hurting job; and most people will just hang up on you and be nasty.  You just want some kindness, just want to talk to people; just want to work well and do your job; just want to be a good worker; and everyone is mean to you.

    Oh, and if you're a missionary, it's a no-holds-barred thing where everyone can do whatever crap they want to you.  You're automatically the jerk; and everyone is frigging nasty and trollish to you.  Or they try to seduce you to make it all hard for you to do your job.  And you can't punch people or respond in any way. 

    So, yeah, I have extreme sympathy for spambots.

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    I watched the Scott Pilgrim one, and I don't think that put a virus on my computer. That was a couple of months ago, so if it did, I've probably cleaned it off by now.
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  • edited 2013-10-16 01:31:48
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    That there was an earlier version of spam.

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  • Telemarketers, buskers, missionaries and people who hand out fliers on college campuses have suffered more than man or gator should have to. 

    Never heard of people trying to seduce missionaries. Kicking them off their property, yes, but seducing them? That barely sounds plausible from a poorly-written porno, much less real life.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Playin' any good shmups now, Miko-chan?
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    It was all redundant-like
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  • edited 2013-10-15 23:29:55
    ...And even when your hope is gone
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    (2015 self)
    Never heard of people trying to seduce missionaries. Kicking them off their property, yes, but seducing them? That barely sounds plausible from a poorly-written porno, much less real life.
    Ah, you've never heard of the stuff in the Philippines.

    Like, so many missionaries were going back to the Philippines after their missions and marrying the Filipino girls that Beningno S. Aquino III himself asked our prophet to stop sending the elders; and asked that we only send the sisters.  Or so mah brother says; and that might be one of his stories; like how he says that the missionaries in Russia kept having their cars stolen so they bribed the KGB to insure their cars; or maybe they bribed the mafia.  I dunno, I don't think anyone really believes these stories, but they're fun.

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Invest in a good gamepad or arcade stick. The importance of accurate controls cannot be understated. If you're playing using a keyboard on PC... good luck.
    teehee I prefer to use a keyboard. :D
    Watch your hitbox. In more traditional shmups, it pays to look ahead at where you're shooting. In danmaku
    titles, you should be more concerned with avoiding bullets, so focus
    your attention on your ship; hitting enemies is a happy bonus.
    ahh, this is *really bad advice.* Danmaku games will try to scare new players into doing this, and that is why they lose. You have to pay attention to the whole screen and know where the bullets will go without looking; if you don't you will get hit by things you can't see, and you won't be able to hit targets. I am saying this as a person who beats these games a lot.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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    I still want this tone
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Melusina said:

    Playin' any good shmups now, Miko-chan?

    hmmm, Pyridrym and I played Jamestown concurrently which was fun (and only challenging to me at higher difficulty levels). I enjoy Dodonpachi Daioujou even though it is above my skill level. I still try to top my old score in Kamui; I will do this, but I am working on my technique first. And of course, I play Touhou sometimes, which is the best series in the history of ever. hmm, I probably watch more shmupping than I actually perform, because I love to see advanced techniques and strategies at work.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So yeah, people probably don't try to seduce the missionaries.  Still, baking them brownies with soap inside is rather mean.  I mean, you went all the way to make brownies and then you put soap in it.  Like, that totally happened, like, I swear, a friend of my friend's cousin's gardener knows the bus driver who always talks to the little sister of the mechanic who repaired the car of the doctor of the cousin of the girlfriend of the drummer in the band lead by the person who had that happened to him.  Trufax.


    Also, this one time, they, like, made caramel apples and caramel onions and gave the missionaries carmel onions as a prank.  That totally happened.

    and, this other time, the people pretended not to be home, BUT THEY WERE HOME!

    Anyways, 

    RESURGAM



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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Now that I think about it logically; in real life; if a missionary had something like that happen to him; with said emotional problems; he would be transferred to another area.  If someone's making your life difficult like that, the mission president would probably let other missionaries take that house.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    I have to admit that EVH's tone was pretty badass too
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Swallowing the Night Vale fandom whole may have been a mistake
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why is the New Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh theme song playing in my head?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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