Today I found my lost cat, but my new dog chased her up a tree and my mother got mad at me for shouting out why I was there instead of walking to her (my cat started whining every time I even turned around; I was worried she'd jump and get injured if I left) so she came up to where I was, grabbed a decaying rubber tube, and smacked me across the stomach for embarrassing her in front of the neighbors. She left me alone after about a minute, so I managed to get the cat down, but the cat ran away when I went in the house to get her food. Then my mother screamed at me again and told me that the neighbors came over and complained about me being on their property (I call BS. They would have come to me first and I was in a wooded area behind their house.).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Jimmy will not have to go through the horrors of college.
After graduating from high-school, he shall be consumed by the Nine Hells and given a minor executive position.
He'll make more than any of us will when we graduate. And if he wanted to, he could have any succubus in the realm in his bedroom. But he just sits in his big office and stares out the window, waiting.
Sometimes I wish Politicians were self-serving, cause then they would serve their greater self and create programs and institutions that can actually bolster the workforce / economy / everything in a country, raise it up a bit to be better.
But instead they're not self-serving, they just want to feel rich and powerful, even if our economy sinks and the government shuts down and millions of other people suffer for it, just so long as they can have a singular feeling, then It's all worth it?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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They're ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
hahahahahahahahaha
OTP.
(*muffled Homestuck snickering playing in the distance*)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
But instead they're not self-serving, they just want to feel rich and powerful, even if our economy sinks and the government shuts down and millions of other people suffer for it, just so long as they can have a singular feeling, then It's all worth it?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Guess I should try writing something
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
but really, I just like eccentricity in general
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Unfortunately, The Black Cat is kinda right, it's difficult to pull that off when one is obliged to be working for sustenance.
Hi everypony