You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I would end up laughing at my own jokes and laughing at the audience laughing at me laughing at the audience laughing at me in an infinite positive feedback loop.
Like, seriously, "knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Yoda lady"
"Yoda lady who?"
"Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!" Made me laugh for a full minute, and
"Why did the bicycle stop? Because it was two tired." Makes me lose control.
I am easily amused; and I don't have that thing where a joke isn't as funny the second time.
On the other hand, I don't find physical humor to be funny. Like, no Warner bros Bugs Bunny or Tom and Jerry or Daffy Duck is funny to me.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Waiterman! Come look at what I Did!
Ok chef!
oh wow thais is a really nice magazine you made
thanks
i did ti all by myselrf ^_^
just one question though
why is it called "Waiterman's Ass"
well i had to write all the articles myself, you see
so i had to write about something i know whell
"While waiterman's cheeks are somewhat plump, they'are beautifully raound and the left one has a birthmark that's kissably cute."
Chef tis is kinda creepy
Nonsense, wiatemran
There's not such thing as creepy
Ther'es not?
Nope
I took the convept of creepiness to the parking lot and shot it last weekend ,remember?
Oh yeah!
JIn that case, I'm totally ok with this.
But it's dinnertime, Chef.
So?
So you should probably be premparing food for the customers.
Oh, right!
Wanna help? Tonight's specail is Android 4.4 salad
I have to go be a waiter
But maybe i'll help you if we hire someoine else to be awaiter for once
no ,i told you
if i did that i wouldn't have money for all those sexy pony calendars i keep having printed
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh.
I never had an iPod Touch myself, just a Mini and later a Nano. Which is around here somewhere, but for a couple years now I've just listened to music on my phone instead.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ah, I can sympathize. I had one of those for a long time.
you should go into audacity and replace his lines w/ merzbow
As much as I really dislike Chris Brown, I like Merzbow's actual music even less.
You have to understand that Merzbow's music is physically painful for me to listen to--which I suppose is sort of the point--but it's not something I enjoy, even if I'm sure Merzbow himself is an ok dude.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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he recently released an audiobook.
Like, seriously, "knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Yoda lady"
"Yoda lady who?"
"Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!"
Made me laugh for a full minute, and
"Why did the bicycle stop? Because it was two tired." Makes me lose control.
I am easily amused; and I don't have that thing where a joke isn't as funny the second time.
On the other hand, I don't find physical humor to be funny. Like, no Warner bros Bugs Bunny or Tom and Jerry or Daffy Duck is funny to me.
the beat to this song is so, so fucking bad.
fedora fedora fedora
freezyclones
I wonder if I'm depressed.
this is really cool.
I don't know where it is, it's been missing for months.
Well, I mean, I could've gotten a way nicer phone but I wouldn't have been able to pay for the plan for it.
I mean he has like a total of nine lines but still.
also the rest of this song is really good.
You have to understand that Merzbow's music is physically painful for me to listen to--which I suppose is sort of the point--but it's not something I enjoy, even if I'm sure Merzbow himself is an ok dude.
my life is a depressing blob of sitcom cliches.
well his verse on "Cypher" was good too I s'pose.