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  • i wore a tshirt outside today for the first time in a while

    also a TJ Maxx is opening tomorrow within easy walking distance, i'd go but we have no moneys till monday
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Route 666 said:

    You know, when I was a little kid my mother would lecture me for saying "how come" instead of "why"


    I have no idea why she even cared
    because perhaps it sounded wrong

    I despise "what's the matter"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You do? Why?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'm fine with "what's the matter".

    What bothers me is when Alice says "you're welcome" before Bob has a chance to say "thank you".  It just sounds so snide; and like "here, you're welcome, you ungrateful clod".

    Or when people say "you're welcome" in a sarcastic way.  Like, "I used your toothbrush to brush the dog's teeth so we wouldn't have to put up with doggie-halitosis" "But we have lots of spare toothbrushes!  Why did you use mine!"  "You're welcome."

    I dislike ingratitude.  I also dislike passive-agressively calling the other person an ingrate.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Route 666 said:

    You do? Why?

    it doesn't hit a certain spot in my mind that "what's wrong" does
  • my hair is washeded
  • AS FOR HULK’S FAVORITE MOMENT OF NONSENSE? (HULK ACTUALLY CAN NO REMEMBER IF IT TOOK PLACE DURING NEXT SEGMENT, BUT IT TIE INTO SPIRITUALITY SO IT GOING HERE) WHEN PRESENTED WITH MENTAL EXERCISE/TRUE HONOR OF HAND-COPYING A HOLY TEXT, AND WHEN SHE SPECIFICALLY ASKED NOT TAKE BOOK OUT TO GET IT COPIES… GILBERT FINDS “COMICAL” MOMENT TO STEAL BOOK TO GO GET COPIES MADE… WHICH SHE THEN LATER GIVE AS PRESENT.  THIS CAUSE HULK’S JAW DROP. NOT ONLY SHE NO RESPECT WHAT ASKED TO DO, NOT ONLY SHE FUCKING SHOW INCREDIBLE DISRESPECT TO SACRED TEXT (THE PLACEMENT WITHIN HOLY CONFINES KEY TO INTEGRITY OF TEXTS) SHE JUST SORT OF SMILES THE WHOLE THING OFF.  IT SUCH GREAT EXAMPLE OF BRAZEN AMERICANISM (I’M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE IT’S EASIER AND FUCK RULES!). AND IT EVEN BETTER EXAMPLE OF “NOT GETTING” THAT THE POINT WAS TO LEARN THE DISCIPLINE OF THE COPYING AND NOT THE FINISHED RESULT. AND IT SUCH A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HER SHORT CUT TO SPIRITUALISM! THE WHOLE THING SHOW HER INSULTING PSYCHOLOGY IN A NUTSHELL.
    Reading FILM CRIT HULK's essay on Eat, Pray, Love. Reading about this part is making me very upset.
  • Link. It's a very good read I think.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    shark guns
  • The sadness will last forever.
    20something crisis
  • AND LET NOT PRETEND “THE OTHER AMERICA” NOT PART OF THE AIM OF SELF HELP BOOKS. THE OTHER AMERICA READ/SAW EAT, PRAY, LOVE IN DROVES. HECK, EVEN MOST OF OPRAH’S AUDIENCE “THE OTHER AMERICA.” BUT THE SOLUTIONS PRESENTED IN BOOK NOT FOR FOR THEM. THEY DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE FUCKING CHANEL SUIT. THEY DON’T HAVE TO SPEND ALL THEIR EXTRANEOUS MONEY SO THEIR EX-HUSBAND DOESN’T GET IT. THEY DON’T WORRY ABOUT NOT BEING A SIZE 6.
    (emphasis added)

    ABSOLUTE. TAKEDOWN. 
  • ACTUALLY… IT SO LACK UNDERSTANDING THAT IT LIKELY EVEN HARMFUL TO THE SELF-ABSORBED PEOPLE IT SEEM DESIGNED FOR.

    SO MAKE THAT ZERO AMERICANS.
    image
    THATS NOT COUNTING GILBERT, WHO OBVIOUSLY MADE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY AND CAN BE SEEN COMPLAINING TO THIS VERY DAY.
    ABSOLUTE.

    TAKEDOWN.
  • edited 2013-10-10 21:59:12
    Pizza Dog
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2IqpPSF9-U
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    today has been a misanthropic day
  • Things that bug me: How hard wordplay generally is to translate. Okami. It's a neat little pun, in that it can be read either as Ookami (wolf), or O Kami (Great God), whilst in English it just sounds like a random Japanese word. (For those who haven't played Okami, the main character is the sun goddess Amaterasu in the form of a wolf. Also play Okami.)

    At least Bakemonogatari translates pretty well, if only by luck. (Bakemono means monster, whilst Monogatari means tale/story. AKA Monstory.)

    If I'm not mistaken, the usual translation of bakemono is "ghost," thus: "Ghostory."

    The curious dual nature of the word ookami has always intrigued me.
    Obviously Dogs and Wolves in general are revered.

    Dog is God backwards afterall.
  • Cutxerk said:

    ACTUALLY… IT SO LACK UNDERSTANDING THAT IT LIKELY EVEN HARMFUL TO THE SELF-ABSORBED PEOPLE IT SEEM DESIGNED FOR.

    SO MAKE THAT ZERO AMERICANS.
    image
    THATS NOT COUNTING GILBERT, WHO OBVIOUSLY MADE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY AND CAN BE SEEN COMPLAINING TO THIS VERY DAY.
    ABSOLUTE.

    TAKEDOWN.


    true film critic The Incredible Hulk

    (also what movie is this about and what even is really being said here because I don't follow)
  • It's a well deserved beatdown of Eat, Pray, Love for being whiny classist garbage.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I exclusively read film reviews by Armond White.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Wile E. Coyote
  • I just find it incredible that someone as obviously intelligent and articulate as he is could so massively misunderstand what makes a good movie.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ABBA
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I exclusively read film reviews by Armond White.


    Remember what is one letter away from Armond. Remember who Armond is closely related to.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Cutxerk said:

    I just find it incredible that someone as obviously intelligent and articulate as he is could so massively misunderstand what makes a good movie.


    Intelligent people tend to offhandly dismiss the observations of fools. The articulate often develop a tendency to dismiss the observations of those who are, simple of speech, poor when it comes to expressing through words, and unconvincing.

    But every dog has his day; even fools are sometimes perceptive and wise, and the poorly spoken may speak deepest truth, albeit in an un-eloquent way.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Remember, people read stories for historical accuracy, not for entertainment.

    At least, groovy people do.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Remember, people read stories for historical accuracy, not for entertainment.

    At least, groovy people do.

    you don't know people very well

    but perhaps that's because you're a reptile, I dunno
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Melusina said:

    moo




    Dang it, mammal! You interrupted my triplepost!

    I guess you need to be milked, though.

    But I already told you, my arms are too short to milk you.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    cruella's smoking is bad but roger can smoke all he wants

    pipes are classy
  • edited 2013-10-10 23:12:00
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Melusina said:

    Remember, people read stories for historical accuracy, not for entertainment.

    At least, groovy people do.

    you don't know people very well

    but perhaps that's because you're a reptile, I dunno

    people have soapy taste. They made Fifty Shades a success and failed to realize the genius of H. Beam Piper until it was too late for him.

    Also, I really like this Film Critic Hulk review that Kexruct posted. More on that tomorrow.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    cruella's smoking is bad but roger can smoke all he wants


    pipes are classy

    Pipes are such a waste of a good bubble blower toy.

    Why do you stupid mammals turn this lemonade into sulphuric acid!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Now, before anyone interrupts this triplepost.



    RESURGAM!
  • pipes are classy yes

    cigars can be provided you don't chain smoke them a la ahnuld
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Fifty Shades sounds kinda hilarious from what I've read about it
  • edited 2013-10-10 23:28:26
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Lions Gate does not have the film rights to Fifty Shades, Universal and Focus Features do

    We haven't done a good job finding the next Twilight
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Why not make something that's actually, y'know, good?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Cutxerk said:

    I just find it incredible that someone as obviously intelligent and articulate as he is could so massively misunderstand what makes a good movie.

    Armond White, you mean? I've heard he's kind of a jackass...
  • the author of fifty shades has two euphemisms for vagina and one of them is "down there"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what's the other
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Melusina said:

    Why not make something that's actually, y'know, good?

    Because when the proles latch onto shit

    us rich folk LOVE IT
  • I’m willing to bet that no Seattlite has a”Red Room of Pain.” It’s the Northwest. We’re cold and tired and prone to silly dreams. We have “Dingy Basements Where We Grow Pot” and “Garages Where One Day We’re Going to Rehearse With Our Band” and, if we’re lucky, “Kitchens That Smell Like Pie.”
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    if there is hope

    it does NOT lie in the proles
  • Melusina said:

    what's the other

    "my sex"
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    We haven't done a good job finding the next Twilight
    You know, it is precisely goals like that which lead to the saturation of teen-aimed literature with the worst kind of pandering tripe and the degradation of cinema to nothing but a chain of execrable high-budget "high-concept" cash grabs. I know that being angry at stupid things is generally not worth it, but the whole corporate mechanism that peddles this stuff and the mindset that drives it legitimately infuriates me. It is a blight upon modern media.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Melusina said:

    what's the other

    "my sex"
    a classic.
  • His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something.
  • He gives me a wicked grin, the effects of which travel all the way down there.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    written porn, when it is bad (and it usually is), is a special and funny kind of badness
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    Melusina said:

    Why not make something that's actually, y'know, good?

    Because when the proles latch onto shit

    us rich folk LOVE IT

    Did you assassinate h.b. Piper, too, and make it look like a suicide?

    I swear, my one-reptile bookbinding stand will tear your corporate empire down brick by brick.
  • My subconscious has woken. She’s staring at me with pursed lips, tapping her foot. So you’ve just slept with him given him your virginity, a man who doesn’t love you. In fact, he has very odd ideas about you, wants to make you some sort of kinky sex slave.
    ARE YOU CRAZY? She’s shouting at me.
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