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Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-10-05 23:59:06

But what if I'm suicide bombing an evil arms manufacturer that has taken over the UN in the future and rules the world and dodge lots of danmaku in style, after being granted my dying wish in secret?

Imipolex G · 2013-10-06 00:00:00

Please don't suicide bomb anyone, Miko-chan

I prefer you alive

Obā-san · 2013-10-06 00:00:37

look at this cool man w/ his awesome hair

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:01:13

Sredni Vashtar said:
That's not a job for conformity, but for personal standards and ethics. You shouldn't be letting other people draw your lines for you.

at the risk of sounding like a pushover with no opinions of my own, i highly doubt i am qualified to make such a judgement

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-10-06 00:01:19

I was joking. ^_^ That is the plot of Ketsui. The player is a pilot on a suicide mission.

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:01:36

oh

Obā-san · 2013-10-06 00:02:05

ugh

Imipolex G · 2013-10-06 00:02:16

Now I am demonic Raymoo

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:09:05

This forum gets incredibly stupid sometimes.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-10-06 00:13:59

no kidding

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:14:17

never mind, forget it

i don't get why everyone is so cranky right now

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:14:55

no not you

you

Imipolex G · 2013-10-06 00:16:52

is it now time for being more intelligent

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:18:35

farts

Fossilmaiden · 2013-10-06 00:20:30

By order of the Esoteric Order Of The Dark Fool Of Danomia, intelligence has been banned until further notice. Any breach of this order will be punished with death.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:21:45

if you're not having Fun the Fun Police will come to your house and yell at you until you start to have Fun.

Obā-san · 2013-10-06 00:22:31

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:23:01

Attempts at intelligent discussion are a sign of taking yourself too seriously and will be met with a chorus of disruptive grunts, image spam, and one-word non sequiturs.

Imipolex G · 2013-10-06 00:24:36

Hexartes · 2013-10-06 00:25:03

Ludmila said:
if you're not having Fun the Fun Police will come to your house and yell at you until you start to have Fun.

Ludmila said:
Attempts at intelligent discussion are a sign of taking yourself too seriously and will be met with a chorus of disruptive grunts, image spam, and one-word non sequiturs.

These statements

They are inaccurate

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:25:47

Cutxerk said:

Ludmila said:
if you're not having Fun the Fun Police will come to your house and yell at you until you start to have Fun.

Ludmila said:
Attempts at intelligent discussion are a sign of taking yourself too seriously and will be met with a chorus of disruptive grunts, image spam, and one-word non sequiturs.
These statements

They are inaccurate

That you're saying this just means they got to you too.

Hexartes · 2013-10-06 00:27:22

Oh okay, you were being facetious.

Carry on.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:27:59

Cutxerk said:
Oh okay, you were being facetious.

Carry on.

I am never facetious or speaking metaphorically.

I am always 100% literal and serious.

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:28:12

disruptive grunts, image spam and one-word non sequiturs are not fun

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:28:50

everyone must be 100% literal and serious all the time

i demand it

Hexartes · 2013-10-06 00:29:18

I might have slight prosopagnosia based on like two tests and some Googling.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:30:06

Jabberwock said:
disruptive grunts, image spam and one-word non sequiturs are not fun

but they help to restore Fun by making not-Fun impossible.

Cutxerk said:
I might have slight prosopagnosia based on like two tests and some Googling.

where's Prosopagnosia? Sounds Greek.

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:30:09

why hasn't the ground swallowed me up yet

i'm waiting

Obā-san · 2013-10-06 00:30:15

Cutxerk said:
I might have slight prosopagnosia based on like two tests and some Googling.

darndest thing, two tests and some googling told me i had cancer.

Fossilmaiden · 2013-10-06 00:31:41

Cancer of the sarcasm is a highly dangerous disease and should not be joked about.

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:31:54

Ludmila said:
but they help to restore Fun by making not-Fun impossible.

not really, generally they just instill a crushing sense of 'i am a really crappy human being and have no business being on this website'

Ludmila said:

where's Prosopagnosia? Sounds Greek.

face blindness

Imipolex G · 2013-10-06 00:32:12

two tests and some googling told me I was a platypus

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:32:36

Jabberwock said:

Ludmila said:
but they help to restore Fun by making not-Fun impossible.
not really, generally they just instill a crushing sense of 'i am a really crappy human being and have no business being on this website'

it is only when you are a faceless grey slate of a human that you can begin to have Fun.

all hail Fun.

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:33:05

also a crushing sense of 'i have no idea what the hell is going on, i do not understand my fellow human beings, i am a social retard and nobody wants me around'

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:33:58

also a crushing sense of Aliroz is right, we are unnecessarily sarcastic towards Kexruct and there is really no call for it

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:34:18

also a crushing sense of i'm in the wrong thread for whining about my own defects

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:34:51

ok i'm done

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:36:18

Jabberwock said:
also a crushing sense of 'i have no idea what the hell is going on, i do not understand my fellow human beings, i am a social retard and nobody wants me around'

this is how everyone here feels 95% of the time I hate to tell you

Hexartes · 2013-10-06 00:37:32

Le Chat Noir said:

Cutxerk said:
I might have slight prosopagnosia based on like two tests and some Googling.
darndest thing, two tests and some googling told me i had cancer.

See, if I didn't acknowledge the margin for error I wouldn't have mentioned the fact that my research was a bit limited. Which is why I'm continuing it past those two tests and why for that matter I didn't just jump the gun and self diagnose.

Princess Alice · 2013-10-06 00:39:52

Will the iOS/Android rivalry be a "lol 2010s" punchline 20 years down the road?

Princess Alice · 2013-10-06 00:40:25

Jabberwock said:
also a crushing sense of 'i have no idea what the hell is going on, i do not understand my fellow human beings, i am a social retard and nobody wants me around'

this is a familiar feeling to me

*offers hugs*

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:43:38

*hugs*

Princess Alice · 2013-10-06 00:44:12

Also:

Jabberwock said:
also a crushing sense of Aliroz is right, we are unnecessarily sarcastic towards Kexruct and there is really no call for it

I've been thinking that lately too

Which is kind of uncomfortable to admit, what with me being one of the primary offenders >_>

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:45:45

I am literally 95% composed of sadness and loathing for myself and everyone around me.

Hexartes · 2013-10-06 00:47:12

Oh hey, people think about me when I'm not talking.

I wouldn't say you're one of the primary offenders, although to be honest I don't exactly keep track. And while I'm totally okay with being something of a butt monkey I'd be lying if I said all the snark directed at me wasn't a bit upsetting.

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:47:33

i noticed a while back that i am more sarcastic towards other people than i am comfortable with other people being towards me, and i remember Pillows saying we were too snarky here and it was an uncomfortable realization

plus i remember one time saying something that made you take offence and i felt bad

Hexartes · 2013-10-06 00:48:43

If it's any consolation I don't remember what you said.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-06 00:49:02

If I'm to be honest I've often thought that we are here more out of a shared dislike for the rest of the internet than anything we actually have in common.

Tachyon · 2013-10-06 00:49:26

^^ yeah it was a while back

Hexartes · 2013-10-06 00:49:49

I don't think that's the why, although that's certainly something of a shared trait. But even then that's only some of us.

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