The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It has some interesting things and some bad things.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Fun comorbidities: Alcoholism and depression. Not that I'm an alcoholic, far from it, but it's a perfect example of a vicious cycle.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    How are you guys going so fast

    We kidnapped Sonic the Hedgehog and stole his speed.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Micheal Whelan makes amazing covers, some with good examples of Elves.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    i quite like the idea of mixing post-Tolkienian elves with more traditional conceptions of the Fair Folk, so that their apparent perfection takes on a highly sinister quality

    This is an interesting concept, but I haven't seen it done much.
    i can't recall seeing it done at all; if you can remember any specific example i'd be most interested

    it's something i've thought about doing in my own writing, but haven't done yet
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Accelerationism


    (destroys capitalism while pretending founder didn't become an internet fascist.)
  • You know a setting where I think Tolkenesquise elves would work out pretty good is in a DND setting that takes place during the Stone Age.

    Like, you have this high and fancy elves, and maybe toss in some Victorian standards into their living, and then you have neanderthal humans.

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Bonus points if the hive-mind mass-produced undead robotic cockroaches are compared to an infection.  Icky germs, spreading all over and if you leave one for a minute soon there will be, like, a million.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE!
  • edited 2013-10-05 19:33:33

    The Dresden Files are good urban fantasy, although the first couple of books are only decent rather than great, and also mandatory to read regardless.

    I liked the first few more than the others, they had this kid of hokey pulpiness and more of an emphasis on the whole noir detective thing as opposed to his being a wizard thing.

    not to say that they didn't have their problems, the later ones are more well written on the whole, but they seem more generic due to the heavier orientation towards fantasy.

    at least in my opinion
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I'm kinda waiting for you guys to post an image so I can mirror it
  • I'm kinda waiting for you guys to post an image so I can mirror it

    too bad nobody here will be posting images ever again deal w/ it nerd
  • i quite like the idea of mixing post-Tolkienian elves with more traditional conceptions of the Fair Folk, so that their apparent perfection takes on a highly sinister quality

    This is an interesting concept, but I haven't seen it done much.
    I just like desert elves and don't know why they're so rare.
  • edited 2013-10-05 19:38:38
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Extra bonus points for

    wait a minute

    why has there been no changes to the names of Yarrun and I?

    Anyways, extra bonus points for the Hive-Mind mass-produced undead robotic cockroaches smelling bad, secreting mucus, leaving a trail of slime that is yucky and super bad for the environment, or making yucky black smoke because they are robots and that smoke is super bad for the environment.

    Extra super amazing points if the hive-mind mass-produced undead robotic cockroaches cannot see and like the dark; or are subterranean.  Extra scary for humans, who like light and generally don't like being underground.  Points removed if light is harmful to them; though.

    But yeah, making the hive-mind mass-produced undead robotic cockroaches have, like, puss-filled boils is good; as is making them desert-liking or swamp-liking.

    Angelic wings are a no-no.
  • just went full time cube
  • it's no longer even 2012 yet you still listen to shit music


    why is this
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh, we will secrete mucus AND belch smoke

    it isn't bad for OUR environment, it is perfect for us

    humans and elves ruining our environment with their stupid tree hugging ways

    we cannot see but we can hear you

    and we can smell you
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    This is why I want Micheal Whelan to draw the covers of my books:

    image
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    we have no eyes

    but we have vast, powerful jaws, continuously oozing slime

    and rows and rows of deceptively sharp, but weirdly human-looking teeth
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    art serves no purpose

    all things beautiful must be crushed beneath our many insectoid heels
  • All must die for art
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Aw, no, that looks like crap.

    You have to see a picture of it on paper or a physical medium, a screen doesn't work.

    THe joy of those two images is that you can bring them close to your eye and look at the tiny little details.

    On a screen, you get no feel for the texture of those dresses, or the coldness of the Snow Queen or the heat of the Summer Queen.  You can't tell if the grass on the Summer Queen's headdress is simply painted on if you look at it on a screen; but in the actual image, you can tell that it isn't.
  • edited 2013-10-05 19:46:15
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ do you declare war on the Hive???
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Murder is the purest art.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Thanks Louisa you are my greatest ally
    image
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Don't be ridiculous. The purest art is clearly Garfunkel.
  • edited 2013-10-05 19:48:32

    Murder is the purest art.

    see, this man gets me

    he's a keeper
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the Hive does not recognize the concept of murder

    there is only death that serves our purposes and death that does not
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    image

    You know, at high resolution, that human skin actually looks like human skin.

    Sorry, humanity, but your skin doesn't look very pretty like this.
  • I just found a dog named Meeko on Skyrim and it fought a dragon face to face.
     
    I love this game.
  • image

     27 still born lambs, 3 regular lambs, military deadstock lining. And it was said, during a conversation in the cold, cavernous walls of the tannery, chromium sulphate hanging low in the air, and not a piece of natural light leaking in, “what is that heap over there?” Looking vaguely at the iridescent white pile to his left, said he “That...? They were not meant to be.” And so it was agreed, I would take those lost souls, and from him to me they came.
  • edited 2013-10-05 19:49:53

    Aliroz said:

    image

    You know, at high resolution, that human skin actually looks like human skin.

    Sorry, humanity, but your skin doesn't look very pretty like this.
    It is 100% genuine human skin.
  • In 2012 Recht documented a one-off surgery/performance during which a plastic surgeon removed a 110mm x 10mm strip of skin from his abdomen while he was awake. The piece of skin with the hair still attached was tanned and mounted to a 24kt gold ring
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I love the Genie's Italian voice
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    pointless frivolity

    worthless
  • image

     “Icarus, post-crash”: 21 Svartfugl [blackbirds] on a hunted wild reindeer base.


    After meeting a group of hunters, hunting birds and beasts, we struck up a deal: all the birds they could bring me, in exchange for a pound of breath. And birds they brought, bags and bags of them. Hands soaked in feathers and flesh, they were sorted through, sent on ice to my tanner (a craftsman so brilliant I heard he once tanned air). What returned to our studio was not a pile of feathers and feet but rather the full-bodied, beaked husks of those once soft flying blackbirds. And out of their box they were pulled, put onto the stand, and the garment quite literally designed itself. All we had to do was sew it together... by hand and heart, on a reindeer base, body to body to back to wing, to have our Icarus, post crash, sombre and in between. 
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    subs&trans
  • edited 2013-10-05 19:56:44
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    we have no eyes

    but we have vast, powerful jaws, continuously oozing slime

    and rows and rows of deceptively sharp, but weirdly human-looking teeth

    Yes, you have teeth; but you have more leech-like jaws, you know, the kind that look nightmarish when they suck on a glass sheet.  You know, like the Mynocks from Star Wars.

    Somebody should really draw these hive-mind mass-produced undead robotic cockroaches.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    we have those too

    we have 4 leechlike openings

    and one set of powerful fractal jaws

    it's a robot/insect thing
  • The sadness will last forever.
    thomas

    what have they done to you

    what have they done
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fucking cgi
  • The sadness will last forever.
    new song that sucks
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I'm kinda waiting for you guys to post an image so I can mirror it

    Can you mirror the one I posted of the Snow Queen and Summer Queen?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    It showed as a broken image for me
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    me too, so i opened it in another tab
  • edited 2013-10-05 20:07:03
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    new song that sucks
    THAIR TOO THEIR FOUR THERE SIX THER EIGHT

    SHUNTING TRUCKS AND POOLING FREIGHT

    RAD AND GREEEEN AND BLOWN AND BRUE

    THEIR THE REAWWY USEFUL CREW

    All with diffwent woes to pay

    roung didmuth cheds or faw away

    Down the heals and wound za bends

    thomas and his friends!

    Thomas!  He's the sheeky one!

    James!  Is Vain but wots of fun!

    Toby!  Brings the male on time

    and Gordon saunters down the line!

    THEER TEW THAIR FO THEYRE SIX THERE EIGHT

    TRUNTING SHUCKS AND POOING FREIGHT

    WED AND GWEEN AND BWOWN AND BWUE

    THEIR THE REALLY USEFULL CREW
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