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  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
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  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    My avatar theme song
  • edited 2013-10-04 21:12:22
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mildly amusing thing: Posts from the first three months or so of IJBM's existence all say "IP: Unknown" because the free Vanilla forums plan didn't log IP addresses.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Posts here from before June lack IP addresses; June is when the free Vanilla forums started logging them.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I think when IJBM first started showing IP addresses, it wasn't yet a built-in Vanilla feature and they had to use a plugin

    But I'm not sure of that, since I wasn't a mod at the time. You could ask GMH, I guess
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    I need to watch Spirited Away again sometime soon.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    windshield = windscreen
    trunk = boot
    turn signal = indicator
    license plate = number plate
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    median = central reservation
    freeway = motorway
    inside lane = outside lane (i don't know either)
    curb = kerb
    yellow light = amber light
    grade crossing = level crossing
  • I want to make a story about a band of adventurers with names like "Leaf" or "Feather" or "Berry" or "Ember" or "Frost" or stuff like that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    future events such as these will affect you in the future
  • edited 2013-10-04 22:05:30
    The sadness will last forever.
    george carlin was one of the narrators for thomas and friends

    my mind has been blown
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    so was Ringo Starr
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yeah
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nicolas Cage, however, was not
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What about Chad Kroeger :P
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    -20 Imipoints
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

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    Pffft.
  • I drove a huge spider to and fro.

    Thank Vriska for this blessing of Spiders.
  • Anonus said:

    What about Chad Kroeger :P

    Was he really, or is this a joke?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bazinga lizards
  • edited 2013-10-04 22:35:12
    The sadness will last forever.
    Serious question: If you love your own culture is it insertwhatevercountryyou'reinoryourheritageis-philia or narcissism and/or nationalism?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Kexruct said:

    Anonus said:

    What about Chad Kroeger :P

    Was he really, or is this a joke?

    it's because he looks like Nicolas Cage
  • He also kinda looks like Kurt Cobain.

    Sounds like a mystery. Has anyone ever seen them in the same place?

  • Is it me or does this picture of Aesop Rock look a lot like Charlie Day?

    ANOTHER MYSTERY
  • That. 

    Is not the picture on the actual video. Hrm.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Now I'm thinking of some bizarre conspiracy site I stumbled onto ages ago that tried to claim that Kurt Cobain faked his death and instead became Rivers Cuomo

    It was weird
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CHILD AND KURT COBAIN IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?!

    HAS ANYONE SEEN ME AND KURT COBAIN IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME?!

    ...

    *physically assaults the Foo Fighters*
  • Now I'm thinking of some bizarre conspiracy site I stumbled onto ages ago that tried to claim that Kurt Cobain faked his death and instead became Rivers Cuomo

    It was weird
    Clearly he became Chad Kroeger. I mean, think about it. The large gap in quality and the fact that they kindasorta did the same genre means it's the perfect disguise.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    *mentally assaults the Foo Fighters* 
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hrmmm
  • You know, I don't think I like reincarnation.

    The idea that a person is "important" enough that they get to live twice.

    Also, you know, some people believe in the soul, and that's ok for them, but I still think you're not gonna be "You" if you don't have your memories, which people often say goes out with Reincarnation.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    *is emotionally assaulted by the Foo Fighters*

    Everlong acoustic is soooo goood, guys. ;_;
  • edited 2013-10-04 22:48:42
    Kurt Cobain disguised himself as a crappy post-grunge rock singer. Whodathunkit.

    *awaits obligatory "hurr hurr kurt cobain suckstoo" comment*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    living in hell sounds shitty
  • hurr hurr kurt cobain suck stoo
  • I'm honestly not a huge fan of Nirvana but those kinds of comments seem to be made all the time. Like the post going around Tumblr a week or so ago with the recycling bin where the one guy was like "Look, I found the TARDIS" and the other guy was like "Yeah, it's full of recycled trash just like Doctor Who" and everyone thought it was hilarious regardless of the fact that it was not, to my knowledge, accurate.
  • kurt cobain is the new doctor
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    kurt cobain is the new doctor

    that would explain a lot
  • automatic for the people
  • The sadness will last forever.
    anita mui
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This happened and it was beautiful:

    (10:54:16 PM) Anonus joined #trashheap
    (10:54:19 PM) Anonus: Hello
    (10:54:25 PM) CentralAve: Hi Au
    (10:54:25 PM) Anonus: @seen CentralAve
    (10:54:25 PM) Omnipresence: Anonus: CentralAve was last seen just now saying Hi Au to #trashheap.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    living in hell sounds shitty

    I think that's sorta the point
  • Skyrim: You see that mountain? You can climb it.
    Oblivion: You see that mountain? If you run on the side and hop a bit you can climb it, eventually, maybe.
    Morrowind: You see that mountain? You might be able to climb it if you're lucky, but everything along the way wants you dead.
    Zelda: You see that mountain? You can climb it, but not in any way you'd expect to.
    Pokemon: You see that mountain? Go through a freaking cave instead.
    Fable: You don't see a mountain, just forests that are really just incredibly narrow corridors.
    I made this Tumblr post a few hours ago and I'm quite proud of it tbh.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Mario: You see that mountain? It's made of chocolate.
    Contra: You see that mountain? Kill absolutely everybody on it!
    Castlevania: What is a mountain but a miserable pile of rock?
    Sonic: You see that mountain? You can run up it thanks to BLAST PROCESSING
  • Dark Souls: You see that mountain? A boss lives there. You will die to it thousands and thousands of times.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What's a mountain?

    /Ohio
  • for srs tho am I the only person bothered by the fact that you never actually climb mountains on Pokemon games?

    Do the people at GameFreak think that Pokemon players just can't get enough of caves? 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *tows the next poster's car*
  • Kexruct said:

    for srs tho am I the only person bothered by the fact that you never actually climb mountains on Pokemon games?

    Do the people at GameFreak think that Pokemon players just can't get enough of caves? 
    Gen 3.
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