The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I follow a person on tumblr who just gets all these awards for poetry contests.

    We wrote half a poem together, and I'm really proud that such a thing happened.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    candy beer
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ludmila said:

    Anonus said:

    Route 666 said:

    You know, U.S. Route 666 used to be a real highway. It was a spur of the famous US 66, running through Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, and Utah.


    US 666 was renumbered twice: in 1991, the Arizona portion became an extension of US 191, and in 2003, the rest of the highway became US 491. The changes were made in response to high rates of sign theft and—I shit you not—the belief that the highway was cursed (as the NM portion had an unusually high fatality rate).
    You act like belief in curses is some weird thing

    Sometimes I worry that believing in them gives them strength :/
    My grandma taught me how to curse people once.

    I love my grandma.

    How about lifting curses?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what a horrible night to have
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i fucking hate facebook
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I stay away from it
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I have a Facebook account but I never use it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i kind of needed to make one for uni

    it's optional, but i don't want to make difficulties, so i signed up

    and rediscovered what an abomination it is
  • image


    fuckin neackbeard
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it's like

    please tell us everything about yourself, which we will assume is something you want the whole internet to know unless you go through a bunch of menu screens unticking different boxes to hide this information

    and you can't hide your name or gender and lying about your name is a breach of the tos
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ oh for fuck's sake
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh wait, I do have a second account that I made because Spotify required a Facebook account to register at the time

    As far as that account knows, my name is "Central Jane Avenue"
  • Man, I knew from the start that them going entirely to the cloud was a terrible idea.

    Now I can't help but be nervous if anyone's attempted to get into my services. :/
  • Creative Cloud Changes Everything
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i'm like, it's awkward, because i haven't signed into my old facebook in 4 years?

    and it's associated with a time of my life that i really rather regret and i lost my password for it a long time ago and haven't been back there since and i really want nothing to do with it anymore

    relatedly i hate how the hotmail account i originally signed up with just assumes that whenever i send an email i want to attach a shitty photo of myself that was taken 4 years ago just because that's my facebook profile pic
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Route 666 said:

    I have a Facebook account but I never use it

    Same. I only really use it to keep in contact with people who I find it hard to reach by phone; otherwise, I prefer to call people.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I remember the old Heroes Of Might and Magic III game.

    They did a good job of balancing seven of the eight different towns and making it possible to win using any seven of said eight.  Stronghold is best early in the game, and is mostly attack-based in strategy; Tower is best later in the game, and is mostly defense-based in strategy; castle is the Mario, the jack of all stats, pretty good at all points in the game.

    Fortress, however, is un-balanced.  I mean, it's like playing Pokemon and using only Unown.  The computer laughs at you for being so stupid as to pick the swamp. 

    The only advantage to playing the swampy Fortress is that in multiplayer, everybody underestimates you and nobody bothers to pay attention to your heroes and what they're doing.    They won't bother attacking your town,  it's not worth the effort.

    Which makes it all the more sweet when you manage to get the Holy Grail, and everybody's so busy fighting each other they don't realize that you've been biding your time and building up your resources and army.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-10-04 19:31:23
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    okay

    who told Avicii he was allowed to transcend genres

    because whoever did so is a GENIUS
  • Beat Ocarina of Time for the first time today, finally.

    Even though Zelda games tend to have pretty sparse plots most of them have very powerful endings.
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've never understood what the appeal of "cloud" services is supposed to be

    all it does is creep me out
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    ?
  • i like google docs

    very convenient

    also google play

    because i don't have to sync everything all the darn time and it has a nice interface, much better than foobar or iTunes
  • edited 2013-10-04 19:37:35

    Tre said:

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    ?
    gomen dude that song just grosses me out
  • Google knows its cloud services pretty well, yeah

    Adobe's also competent at it but apparently they need to beef that security up
  • also google docs is faster than microsoft word

    like i can just open the document bam and i don't have to worry about forgetting to save
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    Man, I knew from the start that them going entirely to the cloud was a terrible idea.


    Now I can't help but be nervous if anyone's attempted to get into my services. :/



    I admit it! I hacked your stuff last Tuesday to try and find the upcoming Omnivius rebrand so I could leak it to Brand New!

    I just wanted to bask in the glory of sharing my love of branding with Armin Vit. IS THAT SO WRONG??? CAN'T A GIRL DREAM???

    Nice collection of Rule 63 Rayman porn, btw
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-10-04 19:43:06
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    also sorry

    Avicii's definitely a divisive artist, but I am enjoying the album so far.

    I'm sure that's kind of a terrible indicator of my taste, but still. It does annoy me that he seems to always use the same bass for every song but still, I do like how he's not afraid to change things up
  • Route 666 said:

    Tre said:

    Nice collection of Rule 63 Rayman porn, btw

    dammit, I knew I was opening a can of worms by keeping that there

    ah well
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Google Docs is indeed quite nice

    It's especially good as a way of sharing a Word document or PowerPoint presentation, because whoever you're showing it to doesn't have to download it to view it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i haven't used Google Docs in a while
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Vinyl Scratch WOULD go back in time and create some stupid stable time loop, wouldn't she?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Justice said, responding to a video posted four pages ago without bothering to repost it.

  • It's not often that you hear a remix that just completely walks all over the original

    but damn

    that break is the sexiest thing
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hewing hewing
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moo
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I have opened a checking account
    SON.
    IF YOU ARE READING THIS, IT MEANS YOU HAVE OPENED A CHECKING ACCOUNT. YOU HAVE TRULY BECOME AN ADULT MAN.
    WITHDRAW AND DEPOSIT FROM IT WITH RESPONSIBILITY AND INTEGRITY.

    I AM SO, SO PROUD OF YOU.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    spew
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    "Unhireable"? =/

    Context, please.

    I fall into several statistic categories that are undesirable among American employers, if not entirely anathema.
  • edited 2013-10-04 20:17:26

    do you bathe

    can you dress in a competent manner

    can you be personable in small stretches
  • if so you too can get a job


    not that i have one


    i will be applying at Target again this weekend, i should schedule that before i forget
  • The sadness will last forever.
    coke baths
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • edited 2013-10-04 20:19:01
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Are beanies still in?

    What if I added a propeller top to a fedora?

    What if the propeller was blue to match the Sonic on my shirt?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    beanies are my second hated hat
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