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Tanya · 2013-10-03 23:06:59

Ludmila said:
everything hurts

Are you sick? ~hug~

Hugs are not actually medicine, nor are they prescribed at clinics.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-03 23:08:45

I guess that's one way to put it.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-03 23:16:13

whyy

Tanya · 2013-10-03 23:18:10

All I can say to try and comfort you is "It'll pass" unless it doesn't, but then that would mean you might need a hospital in which case "It'll pass"

So either way it'll pass.

Hexartes · 2013-10-03 23:31:31

Yarrun XIX · 2013-10-03 23:33:05

Adventure Time did their own version of the Akira motorcycle scene

Twas good.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-03 23:33:34

Ludmila said:
uugh I can't take this.

my chest feels weird, I'm cold even though I'm under a blanket with a heater on, I feel like the bed I'm laying on is rocking back and forth, and I feel like my arms are covered in wax wrap.

I don't understand what's wrong with me. Why do I feel like this?

Have you checked your temperature? You sound like you have a high fever given the description...

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-03 23:42:38

Sredni Vashtar said:

Ludmila said:
uugh I can't take this.

my chest feels weird, I'm cold even though I'm under a blanket with a heater on, I feel like the bed I'm laying on is rocking back and forth, and I feel like my arms are covered in wax wrap.

I don't understand what's wrong with me. Why do I feel like this?
Have you checked your temperature? You sound like you have a high fever given the description...

I have not.

ignatius' friend is helping me out and said the same thing. If all it is is a fever, then I'll be OK. I took a very hot shower and feel a fair bit better. Also, I am eating grapes.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-10-03 23:44:07

Grapes are not a standard solution to fever, but it should be sufficient.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-10-03 23:45:25

I have water as well.

My asthma seems to be flaring up too (I'm very short of breath) which is a rarity.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-10-03 23:50:27

Water is a more standard solution.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-10-03 23:50:57

Yarrun XIX · 2013-10-03 23:51:10

Why is it so hot

It's Octobor, it's supposed to be kuhl.

That's kuhl with an umlaut, btw.

Imipolex G · 2013-10-03 23:53:12

nonstandard game over

Princess Alice · 2013-10-03 23:59:31

Mr. E's Mysteries

Yarrun XIX · 2013-10-04 00:01:51

Why did my fan have to stop working?

Why?

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 00:01:59

I need to go to bed earlier than I have been

Tanya · 2013-10-04 00:04:45

Melusina said:
I need to go to bed earlier than I have been

and then you post from there right? :D

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 00:05:31

I do not, as I have no reasonable way of doing so.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-04 00:12:49

Yarrun XIX said:
Why is it so hot

It's Octobor, it's supposed to be kuhl.

That's kuhl with an umlaut, btw.

Kühl? That would sound kinda like "kill."

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-10-04 00:18:05

"Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's
skull right out of his head, and beat him to death with it."

"Wait a second.. how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible."

"That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming."

*flashback*

"This doesn't seem physically possible!"

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 00:20:08

wat

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-04 00:29:31

thenamelesssamurai said:
"Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's
skull right out of his head, and beat him to death with it."

"Wait a second.. how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible."

"That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming."

*flashback*

"This doesn't seem physically possible!"

I've heard this before, but I can't remember where...

Yarrun XIX · 2013-10-04 00:54:42

Sredni Vashtar said:

Yarrun XIX said:
Why is it so hot

It's Octobor, it's supposed to be kuhl.

That's kuhl with an umlaut, btw.
Kühl? That would sound kinda like "kill."

It might be without an umlaut. Regardless, it's pretty close to what we call cool

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-10-04 01:11:44

Sredni Vashtar said:

thenamelesssamurai said:
"Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's
skull right out of his head, and beat him to death with it."

"Wait a second.. how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible."

"That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming."

*flashback*

"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
I've heard this before, but I can't remember where...

It's from RedvsBlue, way back in the first season.

Obā-san · 2013-10-04 01:13:00

Ugly, ugly furniture

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:32:29

life is bad enough even without ugly furniture

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-04 01:38:25

thenamelesssamurai said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

thenamelesssamurai said:
"Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's
skull right out of his head, and beat him to death with it."

"Wait a second.. how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible."

"That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming."

*flashback*

"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
I've heard this before, but I can't remember where...
It's from RedvsBlue, way back in the first season.

I have never seen it, bt the exchange still amuses me.

Le Chat Noir said:

Ugly, ugly furniture

This is even more amusing, if only because it is not wrong.

Misery · 2013-10-04 01:40:53

*dumps water on self and melts to death*

X_X

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:40:55

furniture is kind of a weird thing

everybody seems to want to have some

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:41:21

goodbye Dr. S

was nice knowing you

Obā-san · 2013-10-04 01:43:19

furniture can be comfy

but do you know what would be more comfy

taking the 2000 you would have spent on a couch and getting a huge-ass pile of pillows instead

a positively preposterous pillow pile

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:46:09

oh yes

many pillows

many many pillows

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:46:24

lost in pillow heaven

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:46:37

so many lovely pillows

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:46:48

the fuck is wrong with me

Anonus · 2013-10-04 01:50:07

that time when it rained LSD

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-10-04 01:50:55

I want a lot of pillows. But the support of a sofa is nice, too.

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:51:37

Anonus said:
that time when it rained LSD

supposedly at Woodstock some people had squirt guns full of the stuff

You'd be walking around and suddenly whooooooooaaaaaaaah

Misery · 2013-10-04 01:51:59

furniture stores are like a weed

cut them and theres more of them somewhere else

Anonus · 2013-10-04 01:53:28

Melusina said:

Anonus said:
that time when it rained LSD
supposedly at Woodstock some people had squirt guns full of the stuff

You'd be walking around and suddenly whooooooooaaaaaaaah

Which Woodstock?

Doctor Satan said:
furniture stores are like a weed

cut them and theres more of them somewhere else

you hate them, huh?

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 01:53:52

The only real Woodstock, that is to say, the one in 1969.

Tanya · 2013-10-04 01:58:50

The only true Scotsman fallacy.

Only one scotsman ever existed, William Wallace.

Imipolex G · 2013-10-04 02:00:40

they may take our lives, but they will never take our pillows

Misery · 2013-10-04 02:11:01

yes i hate them so much

Crystal · 2013-10-04 02:18:11

I have added 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors, to my wishlist. In time I shall buy and play it. Whenever you read this, Kexruct, do know I will give you updates.

Misery · 2013-10-04 02:19:59

if only i was right handed

then i can be a good artist

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-10-04 02:41:10

Melusina said:
furniture is kind of a weird thing

everybody seems to want to have some

Well, what would you do without furniture? :p

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-10-04 02:43:21

Sredni Vashtar said:

I have never seen it, bt the exchange still amuses me.

It's a good one. It's one of my favorite gags from RvB, along with the "worst throw of all time" gags.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-10-04 05:20:34

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