The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Neighbours ate my zombies. I tried to sue them, but apparently there's no law on the books preventing killing other people's zombies.

    I once saw a movie starring zombies, I think it was called Cheaper by the Dozen, must've been talking about Brains, but this comment also makes me believe the zambinos were bought and paid for on a beggar's payroll.

    Beggar's can't be choosers but they sure can have payrolls.

  • You know what, something about World War Z (the movie version) I actually like, and you don't see too often.

    Is they actually use the term "Zombie"

    They're like "Oh yeah, those are zombies"



    Yes quote.
    Partial yesquote, but also it's important to remember that it might be difficult to actually refer to people you used to know as zombies, just like it's hard to say a close friend has died right after you've seen them get their face run over by a truck.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I suppose this is true, but the main cast don't seem to run into their friends and most everyone else is military. 
  • Haven't seen the actual movie, that was just something I thought of in regards to the whole "Don't say the Z word."

    In other news, until I saw Shaun of the Dead a year and a half-ish ago I had no idea people across the pond pronounce "z" differently.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I know, right? All those weirdoes pronouncing it Zee.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moonlight
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I was just watching tonight's Colbert Report, and he pulled out a "1995 shutdown time capsule". It seems oddly appropriate that I'm playing with OS/2 Warp 3 (what I had on my machine back then).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    now they will know why they fear the darkness
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    beans
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm tempted to put on Throwing Copper or Cracked Rear View to really set the mood. :P
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    not Hootie and the Blowfish

    nooooooooooooooooooo
  • a most miraculous cat
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    cats are pretty great

    i'd like one when anonus and i live together
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm allergic

    I've said this before
  • some sunny day
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder what Walpurgis is up to
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Melusina said:

    I wonder what Walpurgis is up to

    Oh, about six thousand!

    *laugh track*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I did not laugh.
  • Melusina said:

    I did not laugh.

    That was... strangely creepy.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i did, because i'm sleepy as fuck and the smallest things are hilarious
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

  • May 25, 1994
    Is this the right date? I thought Imi was one of the older members here.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    stoning with beef
  • The sadness will last forever.
    mars in the alternate universe
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Only my existential crisis was born that day.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i think every race is funny
  • The sadness will last forever.
    that includes my own
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    someone very special to me was born in 1994...
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it blacks out
  • someone very special to me was born in 1994...

    aww, it's nice to know that people think i am special ^w^
  • HULK JUST SAW AN AD FOR ROMEO & JULIET THAT ADVERTISED THE HASHTAG ... THIS IS LIFE NOW.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    oh fine, two people very special to me were born in 1994
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    but that's forbidden love
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (01:17:49 AM) CentralAve: bobbby g's original hh name was "gnik yriaf"
    (01:18:34 AM) Ludmila: what
    (01:18:56 AM) ponicalica: fairy king it seems
    (01:24:58 AM) CentralAve: gallop: it verbs the original panty of northernlion, next right
    (01:27:54 AM) Ludmila: again
    (01:27:55 AM) Ludmila: what
    (01:30:26 AM) Anonus: I don't feel that into My Little Pony lately

    why does this series of messages exchanged over irc make me laugh like an idiot

    oh right, sleepiness
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    more like BOOBpolex g

    it's funny because he's imi
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and then I was reincarnated as a giant breast
  • Watch out for the Children.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Boy Bands & Therapists: The First Thanksgiving
  • Joe Biden Love.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    grandiose
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Boy Bands & Therapists: The First Thanksgiving

    one of those cheaply-animated 1980s television specials meant to brainwash children into wanting toys and greeting cards
  • Hey Central, I know Anonous is younger than you, have you thought about what it might be like when he'll be as old as when you met him?

    What a weird thing I'm curious about.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh man, that's timey stuff there
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Hey Central, I know Anonous is younger than you, have you thought about what it might be like when he'll be as old as when you met him?

    What a weird thing I'm curious about.

    Well, I was 19 when I first met him, and he's 19 now...it's interesting
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Kexruct said:
    that was pretty funny
  • For those who don't feel like clicking the link:
    SCP-597 is a blob of flesh approximately 5.8m (19ft) high, and 10.67m (35ft) wide, although this measurement changes slightly when it moves, or the substances expand and ripple. All over its body, mostly located on its rolls, are hundreds and hundreds of teats, of various colors and sizes. Whenever a mammal is released into its cell, it will be drawn to the corresponding teat for its species and then proceed to suckle as long as they are unimpeded. The milk released will be identical in every way to the makeup of the subject's mother's, although able to sustain the subject's nutritional needs indefinitely. While the fluid is the same as normal milk chemically, for some reason, whether it be an effect of the SCP or an unknown quality of the substances it excretes, any full-grown mammal that would normally require more can survive to the end of their normal lifespan give or take a few years, simply by suckling at the nipple, although their teeth will fall out, their muscle will atrophy due to lack of use (the subjects will curl up as close as possible on the side, lay under the SCP [there have been reports of suffocation], or immerse themselves and dive into the flesh itself) and stomach problems are presented because of the all-liquid diet.
  • DO NOT LINK TO THAT WEBSITE WITHOUT CLEARLY LABELING IT PLS THANK YOU
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