The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Misery

  2012-02-14 13:11:30

  The sadness will last forever.

  Whoohoo lesbians!
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 13:13:56

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
  The fact that I can't consider myself a "lesbian" used to (and sometimes still does) depress me.
  
  

  Why?
  
• Idler

  2012-02-14 13:15:07

  CA: Weirdly, I kind of get that. Lesbians are just one of the nice and beautiful things about the world.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-14 13:15:07

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I don't know. I guess because it means I'm a male who likes women and I can't really identify with that
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-14 13:16:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  What about Anonus?
  
• Idler

  2012-02-14 13:16:37

  Can't you be a bi woman?
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 13:17:31

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
  I don't know. I guess because it means I'm a male who likes women and I can't really identify with that
  
  

  Eh? Where did you get conclusion from?
  
• Tre

  2012-02-14 13:24:36

  
  

  Walmart makes me get progressively less and less sane every time I go in.
• Misery

  2012-02-14 13:24:53

  The sadness will last forever.

  Walmart sucks.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-02-14 13:26:10

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  The prices are nice, the selection is decent.

  
  

  If only there was a Wal-Mart I could go to that other people weren't allowed in. :P
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-14 13:26:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  As I said yesterday, I can't go into Walmart without questioning my sanity.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 13:27:03

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Whats a Walmart?
  
• Tre

  2012-02-14 13:27:19

  
  

  Try the ones in Wyoming. 

  
  

  Nobody's there to go to them anyway.
• Idler

  2012-02-14 13:28:25

  I feel very meditative today.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 13:30:22

  
  

  A Walmart is everything that is wrong with capitalism in one Big Box store.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  And I'm SKIPPING CLASS.
• Tre

  2012-02-14 13:31:13

  
  

  ooooooooh, truancy
• Misery

  2012-02-14 13:35:03

  The sadness will last forever.

  You know, if I died the next day...no one would notice.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 13:35:57

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
  You know, if I died the next day...no one would notice.
  
  

  Yes we would
  
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 13:36:19 edited 2012-02-14 13:36:35

  
  

  ^^^Inorite?

  
  

  
  

  ^^Lolnope.
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 13:37:53

  
  

  Oh god I'm skipping class and doing homework, I'M A NERD.
• Irene

  2012-02-14 13:41:46

  I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.

  I'd notice.
• Idler

  2012-02-14 13:43:50

  Love and loss haunt my thoughts today.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-14 13:45:06

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I remember when I would get offended when people would mention lesbianism in the context that I thought was incorrect, but eventually I got over it.
  
  Shit, lets be lesbians
  
• Idler

  2012-02-14 13:46:56

  I wish I could be, Vorps.
  
• Bunny

  2012-02-14 13:47:59

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  I cannot imagine Lesbian Bunny.
• Misery

  2012-02-14 13:51:32

  The sadness will last forever.

  Lesbians.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-02-14 13:51:51

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Lesbians on a bus.
• Viani

  2012-02-14 13:52:05

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  You could always be bisexual....half lesbian, half contemporary....and have all their strengths, none of their weaknesses....except for the need to feed.
  
• Idler

  2012-02-14 13:55:13

  Lesbianism is sorely underrated.
  
• Vriska

  2012-02-14 13:56:27

  8luh 8luh.

  *decides to 8e a ghost again*

  
  

  *haunts the next poster*
• Misery

  2012-02-14 13:57:24

  The sadness will last forever.

  -shrugs-
• Viani

  2012-02-14 13:58:22

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Lesbianism is sorely underrated.
  
  I don't know, since society enables "Instant/Stage/Pseudo/Party Lesbianism" I think it's more rampant than ever, but finding a meaningful relationship with a person who is only Les because everyone's okay with it and it gives her attention, kind of sucks, because she doesn't actually like you, she likes the attention she gets from it.
  
• Misery

  2012-02-14 14:00:07 edited 2012-02-14 14:00:49

  The sadness will last forever.

  ^ :(
• Unknown

  2012-02-14 14:02:49

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• Princess Alice

  2012-02-14 14:19:01

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Can't you be a bi woman?
  

  Do I really count as a woman, though?
  
  I mean, I feel like I'm a woman, and I feel like I'm meant to be a woman, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm not a woman.
  
• Haven

  2012-02-14 14:20:47

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Gird your loins!
  

  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 14:20:49

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Do I really count as a woman, though?
  
  

  Yes yes you do
  
• Idler

  2012-02-14 14:23:12

  Gender's just something that exists within the mind.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-14 14:23:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
  
  I guess
  
• Vriska

  2012-02-14 14:25:40

  8luh 8luh.

  *girdglitches Haven*

  
  

  I lol'd.
• Haven

  2012-02-14 14:31:01

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *sickfiresglitches Ozzy*
• Vriska

  2012-02-14 14:31:45

  8luh 8luh.

  *madrigogsglitches Haven*
• Misery

  2012-02-14 14:32:29

  The sadness will last forever.

  FEELS BAD MAN
  
  FEELS BAD MAN
  
  FEELS BAD MAN
  
  FEELS BAD MAN
  
  FEELS BAD MAN
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-14 14:33:35

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  What does?
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-14 14:33:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *feels Batman*
  
  heh heh
  
• Haven

  2012-02-14 14:34:22

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *STEAMAYREALTITIESglitches Ozzy*
• Misery

  2012-02-14 14:34:27

  The sadness will last forever.

  EVERYTHING
  
  FEELS BAD MAN
  
• Idler

  2012-02-14 14:35:41

  Stop molesting Batman, Imi; he has enough problems.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-14 14:38:09

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  the cycle of insanity continues as people log into Facebook...
  
  "my world is an abyss, how I've fallen from grace so fast on the entry of one day. He DOESN'T LOVE ME, HE LOVES THAT STUPID SLUT INSTEAD FUCK I WISH SHE WAS DEAD"
  
  "Valentine's day is such shit. All it does is pander to sluts and guys who think they're better than you for fucking sluts. You know what? I don't need sex to prove I am a worthwhile human being, and you sluts can go get raped at a valentine's day party, I'm perfect as I am and don't need anything from this crappy holiday"
  
  "yeah, I think I should become a unic so I never have to put up with being alone for valentines day and people can't tease me, we will see who has the last laugh"
  
• Obā-san

  2012-02-14 14:39:21

  
  

  BUTTHURT