The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Does Gradius have cheats for infinite lives and super weapons that basically make you become destroyer of worlds?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    a bit sad right now

    i'll go to bed soon

    :/
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pillows said:

    Does Gradius have cheats for infinite lives and super weapons that basically make you become destroyer of worlds?

    The Konami code probably works. *shrug* Also isn't maxing the score a little pointless if you're cheating...? ^_^;
    a bit sad right now

    i'll go to bed soon

    :/
    *hugs* Feel free to talk about it.
  • i feel very silly for starting that LP thread and then immediately running into technical difficulties
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "isn't maxing the score a little pointless if you're cheating...?"

    Not if you're doing it just for the sake of doing it because why the hell not
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It would be virtually impossible otherwise.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    But... you must be bored then. D: I wanna hug you. Also you should totally watch geeky retro gaming vids with me and Pyrid sometime.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nah, I'm not bored. I just have a weird idea of novelty value.

    I will accept a hug, though.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D *hugs* I care about you, you know. ^_^
  • I keep dying for no reason to this fucking spearman.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    :D *hugs* I care about you, you know. ^_^

    ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    latepillows, stayin up super late with latemiko :3
  • I seriously don't understand how counterattacking works in this game.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I'm over 4 million now

    But I forget what the maximum is
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    6,553,500.

    I am scoring for Kamui again and trying to beat my old score of 22 million. It's addicting.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Gannett buying Belo is depressing to me
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, I'm approaching 6 million so...not much longer
  • Finally killed that fucking knight.

    I really should've remembered that that fight's not mandatory but at least I got the Knight Shield.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It appears I have done it. 6,553,500. And it took less than 3 hours

    woohoo
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    image

    THERE IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and with that I am off to bed

    good night
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :o
  • edited 2013-09-27 04:07:19
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The main reason I can't top my old score yet is that I get killed before I reach the end.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh my god what the actual fuck computer god damn you i hate you why would you ever fuck you microsoft fuck you windows 8 fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

    i had a good score going ;_;
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    no I deserve it. It's happened before. I should know better than to play in bed. Windows 8 can't handle even the slightest movement or it flips its shit.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I really miss Windows 7. It was nicer overall.
  • edited 2013-09-27 04:35:29
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Plus like always-on Skype and forced attaching email accounts to computer accounts. Why, Microsoft.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    also holy shit microsoft can I stop resetting my wi-fi 10 times a day and can you like actually connect to the internet and stay there
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    no I am not getting out of bed to continue my crack addiction playing Kamui for score
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    i would get drunk but i have doctors to see in the morning afternoon
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Miko said:

    I really miss Windows 7. It was nicer overall.

    Miko said:

    also holy shit microsoft can I stop resetting my wi-fi 10 times a day and can you like actually connect to the internet and stay there


    both sentiments i can get behind
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    These are stages 1 & 2.

    Important parts:
    Stage 1:
    8-12x 8'000 is easy to get from the blue crafts after they fall down.
    16x 10'000 from the big craft before the carriers.
    16x 50'000 from boss. Also you should wait out 3 waves of missiles before killing the boss to get extra powerups and shields.
    Mistakes:
    -Didn't kill the 2 inner wing parts from the boss.
    -1:17, that was stupid.

    Stage 2:
    6-16x 5'000 from the yellow big planes when they fall down.
    6-16x 7'000 from the tank parts
    10-16x
    10'000 from tank main body. NOTE: If you kill the tank fast enough
    extra 5 big yellow crafts will spawn each worth X5'000 when falling
    down.
    16x 60'000 from boss.
    Mistakes:
    -Got hit like an idiot early stage 2.
    -Low multipliers from the yellow planes. Missed one after the tank.
    -Didn't kill the tank fast enough and I lost 2 planes.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm, I think I know most of this stuff already except I'm really bad at that sink-and-then-explode-it-before-it-hits-the-ground technique.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The score in that vid is about a million ahead of my own scores.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Important parts:
    Stage 3:
    8-12x 4'000 from each red ship when it drops.
    16x 15'000 from the midboss. DO NOT wait for it to time out like an idiot like I did.
    16x 3'000 for each gun turret. Worth a lot more than the flying turrets
    Be sure to kill off as many parts from the boss as possible.
    16x 70'000 from boss

    Mistakes:
    -Totally missed killing the midboss.
    -Missed one red ship and few turrets.
    -Missed side parts of the boss during first phase.
    -Missed 2 arms worth 16x 10'000 from the boss

    Stage 4:
    Kill the big red ship as fast as possible to get extra spawn.
    10-16x 100 from each small craft below and 10-16x 2'000 each bigger ship.
    16x2 x10'000 from the 2 bigger blue ships below.
    16x 10'000 per each lightning fighter during the boss fight.
    16x2 x8'000 from each side of the boss during the first phase.
    16x 80'000 from first phase boss.
    16x4 x3'000 from the body armor that the boss drops.
    10-16x8
    x2'500 each leg from the second phase. NOTE: Killing them will make the
    boss angry so don't destroy them unless you go for score.

    Mistakes:
    -Letting the boss own me like an idiot
    -Missing one x8'000 blue ship
    -Getting 'only' 15x10'000 from one of the lightning ships :)
    -Missing 2 of the shields that the boss drops.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Important parts:

    Stage 5:
    16x 12'000 both side parts from the tank
    16x 10'000 all the mobile turrets (They die from one full shot
    16x2 x8'000 falling parts from first boss
    16x2 x10'000 from the side parts of second boss
    16x 20'000 from the second boss
    10'000 from each block during third boss
    16x 90'000 from third boss

    Mistakes:
    -I should've milked points a little longer during the third boss before it times out but that's always risky.
    -Missed the falling parts from the red ships both times which are worth X3'000 each.

    Stage 6:
    -Wait 3 waves of missiles before moving to the next phase
    15x&16x 25'600 from the tanks during second phase. I'm extremely luck at 6:48 when I fire the 15x25'600 thunder wave before even killing the part.
    10-16x 10'000 all the lower parts of the third phase.
    16x 100'000 from the boss.

    Mistakes:
    -Bad scoring during first phase.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why are you building a Lego house on the sidewalk
  • edited 2013-09-27 10:30:00
    The sadness will last forever.
    9 years and radiata stories still has no sequel

    dang some video games never really get to continue
  • The sadness will last forever.
    while overrated ones do
  • The sadness will last forever.
    the world is wrong

    wrong i tell ya
  • The sadness will last forever.
    D:<
  • The sadness will last forever.
    zzzzzzzz
  • The sadness will last forever.
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So we're going to have my car towed to the garage today, but they won't be able to fix it until early next week

    Sigh
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sounds like a pain.

    What will you do in the mean time?
  • i woke up this morning, still not a cute kitty


    perhaps if i get a degree in transmogrification i can turn myself into one
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