The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *hugs*

    an e-hug, made of pixels
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl tells a lie

    miko feels bad. but if she tells the truth she will be hurt badly. too bad for poor miko.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl cuddles with her doggy

    you know what this is kind of perfect when family members aren't hitting him and when other dogs aren't ripping his ear in half.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hueing
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl toils and makes some money

    oops, she wasted more of mommy's resources. now she has less than she started with. pay it up, miko!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    pppp ppppp ppp
  • My internet has decided to start moving at the speed of glass.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My solution to not sleeping all night: Setting three alarms at 10-minute intervals to make it inconvenient, albeit not impossible, to ignore them and go back to sleep
  • The sadness will last forever.
    food should be the new currency

    at least it'll be worth using
  • no internet, you don't understand, I really need to listen to Kitty's "Dead Island" right the fuck now.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl goes to school

    oh no! little miko has screwed it up again. but how can she not? what a mess everything is! go find a mop and clean it, miko! oh, too bad. its already seeped into the floor.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    My solution to not sleeping all night: Setting three alarms at 10-minute intervals to make it inconvenient, albeit not impossible, to ignore them and go back to sleep

    One time I did an experiment where I set my alarm for a half hour later and when that woke me up I set it for another half hour and so on throughout the night.

    In the end, I felt physically rested but mentally fucked up, moreso than usual
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    YNTKT
  • The sadness will last forever.
    eating pizza 4 teh rest of ur life
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    fact: most people are bazingas
  • The sadness will last forever.
    im a bird
  • The sadness will last forever.
    trees
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl talks to someone

    silly miko! there is no one around who gives a shit! better go whine on the internet, or wait for another therapist appointment that is like an ant-sized dollop of butter on a grand piano of toast.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl goes on the internet

    there are some nice people here to talk to, even if they are only pixels on a screen.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    why cant witches be real
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    miko the sad girl is a depressing story :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pillows said:

    miko the sad girl is a depressing story :(


  • The sadness will last forever.
    You know what is also depressing? One day there will be no one posting here because everybody is dead.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that is why we must train the next generation of Heapers

    to carry on our legacy
  • You know what is also depressing? One day there will be no one posting here because everybody is dead.

    (*shrug*)

    death happens. even to the best of us.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Justice and Friday have a daughter, maybe someday she'll post here
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    Justice and Friday have a daughter, maybe someday she'll post here

    Man, discovering your parents' old Heap posts would be a weird experience
  • I can't name any forums that have lasted long enough to conceivably host two generations of posters.

    In any case, I'm not sure how worth contemplating the whole ordeal is.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl is a depressing story :(
    I can come up with a better one. ^_^

    Once there was a psychic girl called Miko. Her father had a strong interest in psychic brains, and had begun experiments that harvested the brains of those so endowed and transplanted them into weaponized vehicles, which proved very effective. However, little Miko was one day taken away and turned into a weapon as well. But in her experiment, she retained consciousness. Enraged, her father built a doomsday machine and had his own brain transplanted into it so he could wipe out the cruel humans. Miko suffered the agony of being a spaceship, but felt obliged to save the world by killing her father. This happened. The end.
  • back when i was reeeeaalllllyyy little when we lived in the house on Marshall, before my sister was born, we all woke up at 4 in the morning and drove my dad to work. then me and mom would go for the Tremendous 12 at Perkins.

    I remember how big the pancakes looked back then.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    miko the sad girl is a depressing story :(
    I can come up with a better one. ^_^

    Once there was a psychic girl called Miko. Her father had a strong interest in psychic brains, and had begun experiments that harvested the brains of those so endowed and transplanted them into weaponized vehicles, which proved very effective. However, little Miko was one day taken away and turned into a weapon as well. But in her experiment, she retained consciousness. Enraged, her father built a doomsday machine and had his own brain transplanted into it so he could wipe out the cruel humans. Miko suffered the agony of being a spaceship, but felt obliged to save the world by killing her father. This happened. The end.
    well, all right, that's kinda sad too
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    back when i was reeeeaalllllyyy little when we lived in the house on Marshall, before my sister was born, we all woke up at 4 in the morning and drove my dad to work. then me and mom would go for the Tremendous 12 at Perkins.


    I remember how big the pancakes looked back then.
    :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I haven't been to Perkins in AGES

    Like, I was still a license plate-obsessed 8-year-old, I think

    I wonder if there are any around here
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs Pillows* ^_^
  • edited 2013-09-26 02:37:04

    i remember all the colors of syrup


    i remember holding a bottle of nesquik in the back seat of the car
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Hugging pillows is nice, because pillows are soft.

    *hugs a Miko*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm not good at putting my hair in a ponytail -_-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    i have black girl haaaaair

    it's all curly and puffy and kind of a pain
  • 12 o clock posting.
  • I'm not good at putting my hair in a ponytail -_-

    You should put your hair into a ponytail, then we can call your head "Plot"

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I see what you did there
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    I'm not good at putting my hair in a ponytail -_-

    Gather it all up with both hands, pull it all to a single point with one fist, then put it through a hair tie that is in your other hand. You will probably have to twist the hair tie after that and put the hair through it again, so it stays. In time it will become a fluid movement. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    practice makes perfect
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    This is not supposed to be possible since the game will get more impossible the better you do, but this is TAS which proves (interestingly) that it is possible in theory to do a perfect Garegga run.


  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Pillows said:

    ^ Schenectady.

    Well, I was born there, at least...
    Huh. I was referencing a Harlan Ellison joke there, but it ended up being apropos in a vaguely depressing yet also funny manner. Not sure whether or not that's lucky.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks for the ponytail advice Miko
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