The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    delete books?

    Aliroz will kill you
  • the difficulty isn't really the problem, things like that aren't difficulty, they're just dumb.

    ah, so fake difficulty, then?

    truly, the bane of the platfomer fan's existence, though naturally it shows up differently that it would in the context of Dark Souls.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    being a librarian requires a master's degree



    the median pay is 26.20 an hour


    i like can't even imagine making that much money
    I say go for it, honestly. It sounds like it's worth it.
  • Pillows said:

    delete books?

    Aliroz will kill you

    do not worry the books are not harmed

    you stamp the inside cover and cross out the barcodes and then they sell them on this lil shelf
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, that's called "weeding", and a good public library will do that regularly. It's especially for books with information that goes stale quickly, like medical, financial or job-seeking books (not to mention about 90% of reference books, which is why most of them don't circulate).
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • lee4hmz said:

    Yeah, that's called "weeding", and a good public library will do that regularly. It's especially for books with information that goes stale quickly, like medical, financial or job-seeking books (not to mention about 90% of reference books, which is why most of them don't circulate).

    mostly it's been large print books and dubious mystery novels
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Yeah, supply tends to outweigh demand with large-print editions and rightfully obscure pulp paperbacks.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Wait a sec... did you see any Cornell Woolrich or William Irish books there?
  • not as far as i recall
  • I suppose I'll just soldier on as Ilianda the Flunkee Pyromancer. No idea what I'm going to actually do though.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am enlightened
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    not as far as i recall

    Awww. If you did, I would make you get them for me. I've really wanted to read Woolrich for awhile. He's supposed to be an amazing writer.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Pillows said:

    I am enlightened

    What happened?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I learned what "deleting" books means
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I thought so. I spaced.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    silent hill 2 is the only game i remember having a dream of even though i never really beat it which is too bad
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    goblin magician
  • I am replacing pyromancy with axes

    all types of axes. Many axes. Two axes at once. Axes? Axes. Got a question to axe? The answer is axes.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    How do you lose 7 hours of gameplay anyway?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Is there like a severe lack of save points or something?
  • edited 2013-09-26 01:40:08
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Interestingly, in the Coverdale Bible, "ask" is written as "axe" throughout. It varies based on the dialect in Old, Middle and Early Modern English; only relatively recently did "ask" become the set standard.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    AND MY AXE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    BY THIS AXE I RULE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    axe body spray
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pillows said:

    AND MY AXE

    Gimli! :o
  • edited 2013-09-26 01:47:04
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl goes to the park

    oh look. shes still alone. time to go home now.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Ask Body Spray: The One and Only Official Whywolf-Endorsed Deodorant.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl gets a job

    oh wait no she doesnt. skip this episode.
  • Ask Body Spray: The One and Only Official Whywolf-Endorsed Deodorant.

    i would use it
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    all the lonely people

    where do they all come from
  • edited 2013-09-26 01:47:29
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ Me, too. I would love to smell of bloodlust and inquiry.

    ^ Schenectady.
  • Miko said:

    Is there like a severe lack of save points or something?

    Dark Souls is effectively a roguelike without permadeath. You can't have more than one savefile for the same character and it autosaves really, really often.

    I did not actually lose my save file, but I did completely invalidate all the character building I'd been doing. So the already difficult game is now much harder, and pointlessly so.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    So a barrel made you lose your save?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Yeah. Uh-huh. You know what it is. Black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko quest

    get out of bed. what are you going to do today?

    > go the fuck back to sleep
    > go downstairs and... wait nvm go the fuck back to sleep
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Miko said:

    So a barrel made you lose your save?

    The barrel in question contained my class's trainer. So technically not, but given that I was planning on playing as a Pyromancer (both because it is the recommended class for new players and because I like lighting things on fire), I'm sure my anger isn't hard to understand.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl goes on an adventure.

    miko leaves her house. oh no! miko has run out of money. time to go home, miko.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    tiny horse
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    Miko said:

    So a barrel made you lose your save?

    The barrel in question contained my class's trainer. So technically not, but given that I was planning on playing as a Pyromancer (both because it is the recommended class for new players and because I like lighting things on fire), I'm sure my anger isn't hard to understand.
    Ah, so you permanently lost your pyromancy abilities.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl plays a video game

    good job! you got a high score! what do you do now?

    > go the fuck back to sleep
    > post your run on the inter... nvm go the fuck back to sleep
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    ^ Schenectady.

    Well, I was born there, at least...
  • Miko said:

    Miko said:

    So a barrel made you lose your save?

    The barrel in question contained my class's trainer. So technically not, but given that I was planning on playing as a Pyromancer (both because it is the recommended class for new players and because I like lighting things on fire), I'm sure my anger isn't hard to understand.
    Ah, so you permanently lost your pyromancy abilities.
    It's more that I never got them in the first place.

    Technically I still have the fireball, but that's one pyromancy of about two dozen.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the sad girl falls in love

    baller. miko has fallen in love forever with the person she knows she was meant to be with. but she cant touch the person she loves.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    It is sad to not be able to touch the person you love.
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