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it was enjoyable in a bad sense. the story could've (and probably would've) been better in a shorter context and if it weren't done in such a way that it felt like parts were repeating themselves, but if it were better it wouldn't be The Room so yeah
also I did legit kind of find it sad when Denny found Johnny's dead body but only really for the fact that it was a kid seeing his kinda-sorta-not-really dad having killed himself, not because of any particular love for the characters
also also what the heck was up with Denny and the drug thing? that never got explained, nor did Claudette's breast cancer thing (though that did make that line rather hilarious in retrospect)
seriously I'm really fucking mad about this. Every response I've gotten has been a condescending "well you should've known that going in" what kind of a fucking answer is that I should not have to read a wiki in its entirety before I can not accidentally invalidate half a day's worth of gameplay.
Aren't you a bit young to be watching a five-minute-long sex scene?
Shhhhh it's okay, it's nothing I haven't seen before. I can handle it. Scout's honour!
Speaking of, yeah, those were very long and took up like half the movie because there were like five. I didn't go in expecting it to have so much but gahdamn.
I guess you could say it was my first experience with softcore, except it wasn't really intended to be such and the movie's too plot-heavy (hehe) to be a porno anyway.
I've heard the wildest things involving that game even without saving issue frakkery. :/
It's not even a decision I made. The character in question is trapped in a barrel, and I hit the barrel, assuming it would free him. It didn't, it killed him. In one hit.
You have to roll into the barrel to free him unharmed.
In the interest of full disclosure Odradek told me this but it's the sort of thing that's easy to gloss over and even easier to forget because it's so fucking arbitrary.
that right there's the exact reasoning I'm scared to even try that one out, how apparently impossible things get at times if you don't know everything about everything related to the game's mechanics
I guess it's a certain type of game for a certain type of person. A couple of my homies on Tumblr love it, but they're hardcore. Much stronger men than I, fo' sho.
of course maybe deleting my save file is even dumber.
I don't know, I feel like I've just had the worst prank ever pulled on me and I know if I complain about it to anyone who is actually familiar with the game they'll just say that's part of the point.
Isn't it basically an extended bird flip to the crowd that finds JRPGs and other games "too easy?" Generally that's the gist I've gotten from how people talk about it.
Of course, I'm the kind of guy who won't even want to bother with a game if it's too hard unless I become obsessive (insert aside glare at any and all entries in That One Series Of French Platformers You All Know I'm Referring To here) or it hooks me to a point where I don't want to leave it unfinished (Mirror's Edge in particular was like that). In that case, I usually keep trying at it, but with stuff like Ninja Gaiden and Demon's/Dark Souls that's difficult from the get-go I don't really have that initiative.
No, Dark Souls has a lot going for it. The combat is interesting (and a fair bit more strategic than most games that have combat in them at all), the worldbuilding is great, the art direction is fantastic etc. etc. etc. but there are just some things thrown in that don't seem to be in there for any good reason other than "the head director is one of those people".
There's a second NPC that can give my Pyromancer her basic class features but she's apparently really hard to find (I'm going to have to use a guide), requires you to give yourself a debuff, and doesn't show up until much later in the game. Keep in mind the Pyromancer is the noob class. Silly me for not picking the Sorcerer I suppose.
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tho to be fair i enjoyed the sequels at the time
i was not terribly discerning
just bad
Don Bluth's films were always so melancholy seeming to me as a kid.
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I did not.
a magic case? for me?
I hate everyone.
game is damn near impossible
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
So I mean I'm left with the decision of whether I want to start over or make the game harder for myself by playing an unoptimized character.
You have to roll into the barrel to free him unharmed.
In the interest of full disclosure Odradek told me this but it's the sort of thing that's easy to gloss over and even easier to forget because it's so fucking arbitrary.
this is so fucking dumb.
I don't know, I feel like I've just had the worst prank ever pulled on me and I know if I complain about it to anyone who is actually familiar with the game they'll just say that's part of the point.
also, I would not play a game that had something that stupid in it
It was the best job I ever had, except for not getting paid
There's a second NPC that can give my Pyromancer her basic class features but she's apparently really hard to find (I'm going to have to use a guide), requires you to give yourself a debuff, and doesn't show up until much later in the game. Keep in mind the Pyromancer is the noob class. Silly me for not picking the Sorcerer I suppose.