The spellbook thing is actually what Wizards do (well, research individual spells for a cost), and they're still Tier 1. That's just how powerful prepared casting is. And choosing which to allow has its own problems, since, well, 100s of spells. (I want to say 1200-1600 or so, but I'm not sure on that.)
I play a Warlock/Fighter because I get a greatsword which does a fair amount of damage, that I can charge up with magical power to make it do a fair more amount of damage, and add my strength score to that, which is very high.
Also I took power attack. So things tend to just kind of melt away in front of me.
Also, our party's rogue/psychic is so physically weak he has to wear armored spandex and carry what amount to healing granola bars instead of potions.
Just remember that the Fresh Prince of Bel Air is canon in Marvel 616. Not the TV show, the characters themselves. So that means there is a non-zero chance that Uncle Phil could be a mutant.
As a commoner class, you could be that one guy at every story who buys generic swords for 100 gold and sells them for 200. And then you tell the heroes to do some stupid quest in return for money which they can only use to buy stuff from you.
There's no way shopkeepers in DnD are commoners. Have you seen some of the stuff they sell? They're clearly epic level adventurers.
Why would an adventurer, clearly aware of how horrible stupid quests are, foist them on the next generation of adventurers instead of ending the cycle?
Excerpts of a horrendously racist song under the cut, please don't read if you don't want to see complete and utter garbage.
(hold on trying to get the capricious spoiler tags to work)
(bah, never mind, not worth it.)
Spoiler:
My brother used to play this song a lot "ironically." Myself, I'm just amazed at how little has changed with racist people since then. Like, seriously, this is the exact same stuff people are saying now.
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or else make it so that spells must be learned from spellbooks and leave it to the DM to choose which spells are available, that could work
i knew that thread was a thing and i didn't imagine it
well, it'd be a lot of work, i guess
Also I took power attack. So things tend to just kind of melt away in front of me.
i got to hit things with a sword a lot and i was happy
atm i don't have anyone to play with tho :(
And the best NPC class is Adept, since they have some surprisingly nifty stuff in there.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Yeah but Fresh Prince is canon with St.Elsewhere so that makes it uncanon with everything else
t.Canon expert
no bookshelf either
i'd lodge a complaint except i don't think i was guaranteed either of those things
they were just always there before
so honestly i'm pretty happy
What is this heresy?
^^ Shopkeepers are clearly required to be True Neutral, like 1E Druids. Alternatively, all of them are Neutral Evil, and thus jerks.
it's cool, i've turned the bedside table into a small bookshelf
and built a kind of book fort on top of a chest of drawers
did i mention this place is awesome?
i've never lived in a room this huge before