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Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 03:46:43

hmm I got to stage 5 but then I died because idk how the actual fudge to kill these big rocks with arms??

Anonus · 2013-09-24 03:48:11

Tre said:
wweh

AU, why u no liek my local CW affiliate owner???? ;_;

because they're evil

WLFL and WRDC are the kind of stations they're best suited to, cheap shit might-as-well-be independent stations (indeed, WRDC is one, because MNTV isn't a network)

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 03:50:37

I got to stage 6 but wow there are literally no power ups in stage 5 so I did the whole thing at minimum speed with a pea shooter and then obvs. not getting potshotted to death in stage 6 was impossible. again, I will shoot whoever made this the norm.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:03:45

This is soul crushing.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:04:09

Like jesus at least in Touhou or Dodonpachi you can get hit.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:07:11

Also I swear to god the hitboxes are bigger than the sprites.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:09:29

The literal hardest part is the beginning because you have to power up and then if you get hit you can't win.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-09-24 04:10:42

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:17:15

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:17:48

^^ world peace

Obā-san · 2013-09-24 04:18:19

water is nice

very calm

unless it is sloshy

water man

dig it

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-09-24 04:18:33

Mojave Music said:

China has been considering allowing red pandas to be domesticated to keep them from going extinct. Given that they are very affable and goofy to begin with, this should not be too difficult. Which means that some day soon, you may be able to have your very own red panda.

If you have ever seen a YouTube video of one of them, this should not qualify as bad news.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:24:29

It is ~4:30 am and I have school in a while. I will not go to bed until I beat this stupid game and never have to play it again.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:36:40

oh my god

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:36:57

fuck you Konami I will eat your children

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:38:33

Long story short: I got hit and (needless to say) did not recover.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:46:20

if I crash into one more Moai nose

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 04:49:15

the most painful things that people say to me are often the most candid

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:01:59

I can't stop being furious right now

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:02:21

I hope I sleep through that class and fail so I can start my life over or kill myself or something

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:04:43

Really though Gradius is a metaphor for life. In life, you will reach things you never saw coming, and they will rip through your shield and kill you. You will go back to a checkpoint but with nothing. And you will die. And then again. And again. Until your lives are all gone.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:05:25

If only I could try again, you will say. But you will never get to try again.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:07:39

Getting past the first stage is called privilege. But you only survive if you touch nothing.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:18:09

OH MY JESUS FUCK I am so sick of crashing into things I should not crash into I just want to see the end and then go to sleep and then never wake up until like a month from now

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:21:46

hungry hungry mikos

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:23:36

This is even shorter than a Touhou game. :x

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 05:47:43

tired :x

I will eat a delicious muffin before I sleep.

Princess Alice · 2013-09-24 05:56:19

Miko said:
tired :x

I will eat a delicious muffin before I sleep.

Derpy Hooves would approve

Nighty night Miko

Misery · 2013-09-24 10:06:43

some urls are so awkward

Misery · 2013-09-24 10:07:05

like why would you put that

Misery · 2013-09-24 10:19:39

nonheterosexualgal45

Misery · 2013-09-24 10:20:14

tttttttttttt

Imipolex G · 2013-09-24 11:24:31

Miko said:
fuck you Konami I will eat your children

nuuuuuuuuuuuu, they made Rocket Knight Adventures which is excellent and awesome

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 11:33:58

okee ^_^

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 11:34:33

:o

Imipolex G · 2013-09-24 11:35:15

weather's getting colder

I don't necessarily like this

lee4hmz · 2013-09-24 11:53:22

I actually kind of miss the cold weather, even if it means I have to start wearing long pants again eventually.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 11:59:54

I like autumn. :)

Princess Alice · 2013-09-24 12:03:47

Last winter was actually quite fun for me, so I'm hoping this winter will be good too.

Obā-san · 2013-09-24 12:18:44

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 12:21:21

Frisky Boots, the racial profiling police sheriff

Obā-san · 2013-09-24 12:21:52

frisky boots the dancing cat

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 12:22:27

they became enemies when she stop and frisked Shantae for being Arab

Imipolex G · 2013-09-24 12:32:29

eyebrows

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 12:44:06

My eyebrows are thinner because someone ripped hair out of them with wax. :3

Obā-san · 2013-09-24 12:44:45

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/shinola-detroit-watches-0913

this is p cool

Imipolex G · 2013-09-24 12:46:28

Miko said:
My eyebrows are thinner because someone ripped hair out of them with wax. :3

who hath done this to you

I shall SMITE them for thee

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-09-24 12:48:56

They were paid to do it, silly. :p

Imipolex G · 2013-09-24 12:50:36

oh.

Imipolex G · 2013-09-24 12:51:07

sometimes I think my eyebrows are too thick

alas

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