The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ Pffft.

    ^ Oh dear me.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm, this will my first time going to class stoned. lol
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    feminism is a boys club
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    dodododododododododododododododododoodododododododododododododododododododododododododonpachi
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    so ummm why did I survive so far in Daioujou Black Label when that version is crazy?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol so feminism is wrong because men and women both go in the garbage can but just for different reasons
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    trans women never had male privilege and they have to earn female privilege, its no fun
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    What if like male privilege only happens with males who aren't in the garbage can, and female oppression in the west only happens with females who aren't in the garbage can? If a female doesn't get sex privilege then how can she have all the female abuse instead of rotting at home and how can a boy become an oppressive man if all he does is rot in front of his game console and get yelled at by his single parent?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    gender is like, if I took all the yummy vegetables in a casserole, and then I threw them all in the garbage because they weren't uniform in taste and texture.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *sings Guile's theme with only the word doge*
  • edited 2013-09-23 17:56:26
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Trans male what are those? No one questions his right to be a man until he takes off his pants anyway.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol nvm I'm just spitting back out some dumb thing I heard about passing
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    more like pass me the ketchup these fries have no salt on them
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    still in the garbage can, not allowed out until the trash truck comes
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omnomnomnomnom
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    girls masturbating to straight white cis male power fantasy
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    count chocula
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    if he came to my door he'd be count knockula
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    if he had vegetables with me he'd be count brocula
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    if he sprouted wings and flew south for the winter he'd be count flockula
  • Miko I think you need to lighten up some. I'm not saying that like everything is hunky dory, but if you don't look on the bright side you kinda get lost in the dark and it becomes hard to move forewards
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    if he stole all my socks he'd be count sockula
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hug* :)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Miko I think you need to lighten up some. I'm not saying that like everything is hunky dory, but if you don't look on the bright side you kinda get lost in the dark and it becomes hard to move forewards

    I think that this is very good advice in general.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Finally, a root beer without high fructose corn syrup.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I drank some. :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have two life goals and they are all I really care about doing for now and they are things I feel like most people get for free.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Or not, lol. Common plebeians will screw anything that moves, right? :o That is why they get divorced all the time!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    synagogues
  • The sadness will last forever.
    yhwh
  • The sadness will last forever.
    g-d
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Dalida
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Bagels
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Worst Idea: a D.C. Simpson comic about otherkin
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    You know what?

    Cool computers beep and boop, and make those zappy whirring sounds.  Also, they have loads of lights that turn on and off in patterns so you know the computer is doing something.  Also, they have as many buttons, levers, switches, knobs, dials, and such as possible.  Also, the more wires, the better.  Also, they should take up the whole wall, and quite a bit of the room.

    Also, a spirograph or a green grid will look much more advanced than a picture of, say, a tree.  And touch-sensitive is just crap.  Little logoes and cursors are crap; you should push all the buttons you can and pull the levers and stuff and then a little paper comes out with the answer; and also you can do anything with your cool computer, like, fly spaceships or send a message across continents or anything.

    I mean this:

    image

    is clearly better than this crap:

    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fuck yeah, nixie tube display
  • edited 2013-09-23 20:14:56

    that's just, like, your opinion man

    that said it bugs me how apple products have this TMA minimalist thing going on and then they fuck it up by slapping huge-ass branding right in the middle of the nice large blank area
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My goal tonight is to go to bed

    I haven't done so in days
  • thinking it over, if i could have any phone i'd get the lumina 1020
  • edited 2013-09-23 20:24:29
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    that said it bugs me how apple products have this TMA minimalist thing going on and then they fuck it up by slapping huge-ass branding right in the middle of the nice large blank area
    This is true. They seem to be getting less and less subtle about it, too, which is fairly annoying. Granted, the logo itself is pleasantly minimal in its own right, but still.
  • edited 2013-09-23 21:16:22
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Another thing I don't understand is how baseball is apparently a game of precision, of skill and nuance and attention to detail (with a bunch of numbers) while american football is apparently just stupid brutes smashing into each other; and all football fans are fat balding drunk lazy screaming rednecks incapable of the true sophistication that is a baseball fan.

    I mean, I'm not a fan of either sport; and this just seems weird.

    And also, apparently rowing isn't a sport and it doesn't have any fans.
  • edited 2013-09-23 21:20:35
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Baseball fans who are not football fans can be horribly snobby about football, which given the amount of strategy involved is pretty absurd.

    Rowing has more enthusiasts than it has fans.
  • Rowing isn't a sport. Competitive rowing is a sport.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Wasn't that what we were referring to? That is what I was referring to.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, mustache growing needs to be a sport, and it needs to be the way to resolve conflicts instead of war.

    Or maybe instead of war, we have banana-split making contests.

    Or who can balance the most coins on edge in twenty minutes.

    Or maybe give the world leaders crayons and let them doodle.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Violence is generally a really stupid way to solve one's problems. I think that most people recognise this on both an individual and a collective level, but are persuaded to rationalise it by people with ulterior motives—who, in turn, are rationalising those motives to themselves.
  • 1000 new posts

    also, the reason world leaders behave like children is because adults are just children with more experience and tools at their disposal.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moooooooooo
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *milks your udders* :3
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