The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    hipsters posting b&w trash
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    teen punks in a graveyard inevitably makes me think of Return of the Living Dead
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image

    like so
  • The sadness will last forever.
    jenny tseng
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    image
  • edited 2013-09-21 16:40:13
    My dreams exceed my real life

    Cake-Making Sequence

    Using a suitable DEVICE such as a yolk-seperator or the Yolkine Seperatus
    Technique mentioned in the Avine Reproduction Sequence. That is to say you
    separate the two parts of the egg, you may argue that the shell is part of the
    egg, but here we are strictly talking about the EDIBLE parts of the egg. You
    may ask why we define the egg-shell as inedible, but that is for another
    sequence.

     

    Wham-a-bam the yolks till they appear creamish, at which point apply to the
    mixture two teacupfuls of extra-fine monosaccharide crystals to create a
    Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture. Here it may be worthwhile noticing that at
    this point the whites will be in a separate container and that you are not to
    mix them and the yolks at this stage! See the Mixture Assumption Error
    sequence.

     

    Wham-a-bam the resulting Vitellian Monosaccharide mixture for five to ten
    minutes while maintaining steady supervision of the mixture to ensure that you
    reach optimal results. Then add two tablespoonfuls of milk or water, a measure
    of salt sufficient for this cake. It is worth noticing that despite this being
    a sweet sponge cake the salt is necessary as a flavour enhancer, much in the
    same way as MSG may be added to say Chinese take-out foods. The salt is not
    meant to provide flavour in itself, but, as I said, to enhance the flavour of
    other ingredients. This is a well known technique, but given how
    counter-intuitive it is it is a technique that is often either ignored by
    inexperienced Pastry Creationists or else done entirely by rote without fully
    understanding the underlying principles. This is why you will also add some
    flavouring at this stage.

     

    Now add a fraction of the albumen, which you should have wham-a-bammed as
    well. Then add two cups of flour into which you have sifted two teaspoonfuls of
    baking powder; It is important to understand that the gas-development of the
    baking-powder is what helps turn this cake into a sponge. As the baking-powder
    is heated it releases vapours which creates many hollows in the body of the
    cake. Take the resulting mixture and slowly mix it into the Enhanced Vitellian
    Monosaccharide mixture, ensure that the mixture speed is the minimum necessary to
    combine the two ingredients.

     

    To conclude mix in the remainder of the albumen. Line the baking containers
    with buttered paper. That is to say paper onto which butter has been applied to
    ensure that it will come loose easily when the baking process if over. Then
    fill the containers two-thirds full.

    image

  • The sadness will last forever.
    ebert
  • The sadness will last forever.
    going to asia soon

    yay
  • The sadness will last forever.
    eyeballing the box
  • The sadness will last forever.
    the jimmies are inside of you
  • The sadness will last forever.
    time to sue people who said mean comments about me on the internet
  • The sadness will last forever.
    youtube comments are gospel
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    super contra
  • The sadness will last forever.
    lawyer school
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    clown college
  • edited 2013-09-21 17:21:40
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    DreamWorks Animation
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    CamelCaseIsUgly
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Archie Comics
  • edited 2013-09-21 17:35:48
    My dreams exceed my real life
    I'm wondering if I should buy an old Wii to play Gamecube and some Wii Games.

    Used off of Amazon of course.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    TVTropesWiki

    IAmNotMakingThisUp

    SincerityMode
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    GameCube

    what games are you interested in, Odradek?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Xenoblade, Pandora's Tower, Eternal Darkness, the REmake of Resident Evil, Chibi-Robo, Lost Kingdoms, Viewtiful Joe, Deadly Creatures. The Last Story, Kirby's Epic Yarn, the Super Mario Galaxy games, Wario Land: Shake It!, some of the Trauma Center and Team games, and, of course, without a doubt, Vexx
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Oh, cool.

    i have not played many of those and do not even know some of them.

    Mario Galaxy was fun tho
  • kittens with mittens
  • snug as a bug in a rug
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kirby is great
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Nintendo was fucking crazy during the Gamecube days. They published there Doshin the Giant, Giftpia, Cubivore, Chibi Robo, Odama, and Eternal Darkness. All weird as hell games
  • choo choo train of thought in my logic loop
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Odama is my favourite though. A blend of pinball and RTS where you direct your troops using a mic
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you cannot stop me with a paramecium
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    HAY PILLOWS

    what's the most recent version of Black Candles?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the one that is here

    http://www.sendspace.com/file/v19ka8

    which is, like, version 3.232174 or something
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    excellent & awesome

    thanks!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    have funs
  • edited 2013-09-21 18:34:00
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i intend to! :)

    ...when i tried to run it Avast analyzed it and is telling me that i should use extreme caution when accessing it :v

    You wouldn't send me malware, would you, Pillows? :p
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    aaaaaaa what did you do to the big boo?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    PM:TTYD victory music.  Nice touch.
  • I can't tell if this Path of Exile passive has me deal 30% of my damage as cold damage or increases the amount of cold damage I do by 30%. The former is sweet, the latter borderline useless.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bingos
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    legos
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON

    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    juggalo champion wrestling
  • The sadness will last forever.
    the abyss is endless
  • The sadness will last forever.
    you know what would be cool

    a heaper meet up

    wait there's not a lot of us and we all live pretty far away
  • edited 2013-09-21 19:26:49
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    STOP LOOKING AT IT

    IT CAN SEE YOU
  • edited 2013-09-21 19:27:01
    The sadness will last forever.
    oh no
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ohai contextless pagetopper
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Bleh, I slept too late

    I'm defective
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