The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    Screwed up movies have the coolest soundtracks ever. 
  • edited 2013-09-15 22:36:23

    sorry this weird focus on vocalists and especially on lyrics people have is just my absolute unyielding #1 pet peve
  • i mean like you call it a backing track, but that's the song

    there is a lady singing over it

    she could be doing some tibetan throat singing for all i care

    but no everyone just


    arglebargle i am making a fool of myself i will shut up now ._.
  • sorry this weird focus on vocalists and especially on lyrics people have is just my absolute unyielding #1 pet peve

    I'm avoiding going into detail simply because I'm not familiar enough with Lady Gaga's music to really comment on anything beyond the most obvious stuff about it.

    Most of my thought of her is still based off of "Just Dance".

    The better version produced by RedOne, not the very irritating version with Colby o'Donis on it.

    In any case there are still quite a lot of people who view electronic music as an indistinct blob that they either hate or just don't understand, and that is who I was speaking about earlier.
  • I really like the analogies you're coming up with right now, actually.

    I demand more. They will be my sustenance for the next week.
  • I'm prepping myself to feed entirely on things I find funny. Just in case any of you didn't know.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Putting romantic scenes to the Cannibal Holocaust soundtrack
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A story? A story. Also violence. But a story. Or part of a story. I guess. 1/9th of a story?

    Spoiler:
    Where the hell was she? Number 5 walked up the corridor, looking for any signs that she might have left. Suddenly, he stopped dead. His stomach turned. The golden carpet was stained a deep red. Cabin 9. Fearing the worst, he put his hand to the door, and slowly pushed it open, keeping his gaze steadfastly directed at the floor in front of him. After a few seconds, he gathered the courage to look up. A body lay in the center of the room, mutilated beyond recognition. But it wasn't her. The clothes gave that away, clear as day. It was Number 1. Number 5 stumbled into the room, still in shock, and crouched over the body. Where Number 1's hand should have been, there was only a bloody stump. His clothes were torn, deep gouges running across his torso. His face had been reduced to a pulpy mess. Number 5 inhaled deeply, trying to steady his breathing.

    "Oh, hello." A young girl's voice. But before Number 5 could turn around, there was a sickening thud. He cried out in pain. His shoulder felt like it was on fire. Another thud. More pain. Pain greater than any he had ever felt before. He fell to the floor, face down. A crack, as a boot impacted his face, sending him sprawling. Finally, he got a look at his assailant. Although he already knew who it was. The voice had made it obvious. But he still couldn't believe it. He didn't want to believe it. Above him stood Number 4, a smile on her face, a stark contrast to the blood spattering her clothing and face. In her hands she held a heavy fire axe, the blade crimson. She spoke again, softly, her voice sing-song. "And what shall we do, he said, when all of them are dead?" She placed a foot on Number 5's arm. She raised the axe once again, and brought it down upon Number 5's wrist. He screamed out in agony. Number 4 continued to smile at him, serene as ever, and picked up his bloodied hand. Taking the bracelet from it, she then tossed it to one side, like a piece of trash. She prepared herself for the finishing blow, the axe high above Number 5's head. The axe came crashing down. And as Number 5's conciousness winked out, and everything faded to black, he could have sworn he heard her laughing.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Lyrics are very overrated
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Putting death scenes to PSY
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    In fact I think pop music would be approximately 279% more listenable if all vocals were removed

  • I honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be funny or if Ludacris really is that belligerent and dumb, but I'm leaning to the former.
  • Kexruct said:


    I honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be funny or if Ludacris really is that belligerent and dumb, but I'm leaning to the former.
    Ludacris has a very peculiar sense of humor.

    I've never actually seen the video for "Move, Bitch" and can't do so right now, but yeah idk.

    He's gotten awful lately, speaking of.
  • In fact I think pop music would be approximately 279% more listenable if all vocals were removed

    most definitely agreed
    Kexruct said:


    I honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be funny or if Ludacris really is that belligerent and dumb, but I'm leaning to the former.
    It is Ludacris, i am sure this is supposed to be funny.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    satan has won
  • I honestly can't think about that song without cracking up.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    spongebob is the result of pollution

    thats why the fishes can talk
  • I just love the image of a person casually driving down the highway at about noon and he hears this song coming from behind him gradually getting louder.

    And the crash is slow motion and hilarious, because the first guy's car is totaled and the other guy comes out of it unscathed.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    pilates
  • awwwww gurrrrl
  • The sadness will last forever.
    children of the corn
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    corn is no place for a mighty warrior
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    I tire of the phrase dubcon. I shall write the world's first dubstepcon fic.
  • i am 98% sure that is NSFW and belongs in the NSFW thread :/
  • Funny thing about that.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    AW YEAH BOOBIES
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Also, I have a potato.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    chicken salad
  • image

    Do I look eighteen years old to any of you?
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    > Write a couple of paragraphs involving axe murder
    > "I write like L. Frank Baum"
  • That was a rhetorical question, in response to Naney saying the picture should be in the NSFW thread.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    jason
  • The sadness will last forever.
    marty
  • It's so weird when I'm vaguely aware of something's existence through IRL acquaintance's positive opinion on it and then I come here and see it's the subject of virulent hatred.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ooh like what :D
  • Like

    that Deadmau5 guy

    I'd never have guessed that he's actually literally the worst thing in existence but apparently 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko

    in the first Mega Man

    the very first one

    who do you use Elec Man's weapon on
  • Ice Man, I think.
  • edited 2013-09-16 00:14:38
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, I was just watching Super Friends opens on YouTube, and I realized something. 

    First, I have to preface this by saying that, when I was little, I thought the Hall of Justice was real. (It didn't help that I'd seen a "Hall of Justice" on maps of San Francisco, not knowing that that's what they call courthouses in California). 

    Well, it's been a while since I've seen the intros (a few years), and I've been reading a lot of Google Maps since then. I saw the Hall of Justice again and I was like "HEY WAIT THAT BUILDING IS REAL, or it looks a lot like a real building anyway...Cincinnati Union Station!" 

    My paternal grandparents lived in Barboursville, WV. That's close enough to Cincinnati that they play Reds games on TV there I may have seen Union Station on the TV at some point.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ding ding he got it
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ice Man?

    Ice Man.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Also Mega Man 1 is pretty rough in places!!!!! :p But that is not an excuse to use the pause glitch. Miko will be disappoint if you do, and she laughs at whiny ridiculous plebeians who think the Yellow Devil is a hard boss.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I cheat all the time, you know that
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