The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Don't cross the streams
  • The sadness will last forever.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I had a weird dream that involved Sredni Vashtar
    and a railroad crossing gate but I can't remember what actually happened in it

    This has been a weird weekend
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I think I'm still in denial about being human

    how so?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    stay puft marshmallow man
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hallmark releasing corp
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    more human than human
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I think I'm still in denial about being human

    how so?
    Well I keep thinking about how I can't possibly be human because I "deserve better" or something...
  • The sadness will last forever.
    real solution #9
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Being human has a lot of perks that being, say, a dog or a cat or a polecat-ferret would not provide, but there are drawbacks in some ways. It is all a great big series of trade-offs.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    today I thought about how humans have mental problems as well as physical problems, which from what I can tell isn't nearly so much the case with animals.
  • i would like kitty ears and the ability to purr properly
  • jack chick

    HAW HAW
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    jack chick WAS RIGHT
  • edited 2013-09-15 19:10:25
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^^ Parrots can have psychotic breaks, giraffes can suffer from lethal depressive episodes, dogs and cats can have post-traumatic stress, sea otters can become violently insane—humans do not have a monopoly on mental problems. We simply have subtler reasons for our dysfunctions.

    ^^^ You would make a fine cat.
  • ^^^^ Parrots can have psychotic breaks, giraffes can suffer from lethal depressive episodes, dogs and cats can have post-traumatic stress, sea otters can become violently insane—humans do not have a monopoly on mental problems. We simply have subtler reasons for our dysfunctions.


    ^^^ You would make a fine cat.
    How do you figure?

    *splays self on pavement and sleeps*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    u dun kwo meh
  • The sadness will last forever.
    we r all satan

    100% tru fax
  • The sadness will last forever.
    buzzword the board game
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Humans can get mental problems over a zillion causes, though
  • No one signed up for my Nonary Game and that makes me :(
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the fuck is a nonary game
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    every identity is valid mmkay
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    hey you

    stop being the fun police
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    ^^^^ Parrots can have psychotic breaks, giraffes can suffer from lethal depressive episodes, dogs and cats can have post-traumatic stress, sea otters can become violently insane—humans do not have a monopoly on mental problems. We simply have subtler reasons for our dysfunctions.


    ^^^ You would make a fine cat.
    How do you figure?

    *splays self on pavement and sleeps*
    I meant those arrows to be pointed at my boyfriend's post. I guess that you quoted me before I could perform the necessary posting ninjutsu.

    You would be a pretty funny cat, though.
  • the fuck is a nonary game

    Game relating to the number nine, if you want to be literal.

    More specifically, it refers to the games played by the characters of 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors and Virtue's Last Reward. In this particular case, I used VLR's Nonary Game as it was more conducive to a forum game format.
  • Kexruct said:

    ^^^^ Parrots can have psychotic breaks, giraffes can suffer from lethal depressive episodes, dogs and cats can have post-traumatic stress, sea otters can become violently insane—humans do not have a monopoly on mental problems. We simply have subtler reasons for our dysfunctions.


    ^^^ You would make a fine cat.
    How do you figure?

    *splays self on pavement and sleeps*
    I meant those arrows to be pointed at my boyfriend's post. I guess that you quoted me before I could perform the necessary posting ninjutsu.

    You would be a pretty funny cat, though.
    Being a cat with human intelligence would be pretty neat.

    Provided I had human hands because I can't live without human media.

  • Imi, I think you've heard this.

    It is one of the most stress-inducing songs I've ever heard. I got it stuck in my head while I was taking an exam once and I'm pretty sure my grade suffered as a result.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    watching stuff in your brain should exist by now
  • watching stuff in your brain should exist by now

    ikr
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Ah yes, that music was in world 5 of A Super Mario Bros. X Thing: Prelude to the Stupid.

    But I only play games from pre-1997 or so
  • I think you might like 999. It's all dark and mysterious and tense.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ok
  • Kexruct said:

    image


    And just like that

    that meme's existence has been entirely justified.
    shhhhhhhhhh

    it was already justified because Gucci Mane

  • edited 2013-09-15 19:32:54
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:


    Being a cat with human intelligence would be pretty neat.


    Provided I had human hands because I can't live without human media.
    Agreed, although I would personally prefer some alternate means to hands in terms of manipulating things. Plus, being a cat, I'm sure that I could find other ways to occupy myself.

    On a related note...


    <a href="http://carseatheadrest.bandcamp.com/album/nervous-young-man">Nervous Young Man by Car Seat Headrest</a>

    WHAT IF FOR JUST ONE NIGHT YOU TURNED INTO AN ANIMAL...

    *bass riff*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ke$ha is god

  • GRAH

    THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HORROR GAME

    WHY IS IT MAKING ME SO SAD ;_;
  • ke$ha is god

    trufax
  • edited 2013-09-15 19:34:57
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    (I prefer the original version of that track ["Crows"], but finding it on YouTube or Bandcamp or whatever is a royal pain. Maybe I'll upload it onto my Tumblr...)
  • i need someone to cry with

    fossil

    i need you
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cannibal ferox
  • *clenches fists, cranes neck, squints eyes, and does the anime crying thing*
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    cannibal ferox

    Isn't that a musical group?
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-09-15 19:38:38
    image
    Kexruct said:

    *clenches fists, cranes neck, squints eyes, and does the anime crying thing*

    baka
  • edited 2013-09-15 19:40:27

    ^ ^

    Primarily a showcase for the gory special-effects artistry of Gianetto de Rossi, this revolting horror film stars Giovanni Lombardo Radice (also known as "John Morghen") as a drug-dealer who comes to the Amazon jungle from New York looking for a cache of stolen emeralds. He joins some American college students and soon introduces them to his special lifestyle, raping a native girl, then beating a young Indio senseless before gouging out his eyeball with a knife. Naturally, the local cannibals don't take too well to this treatment, so they cut off Radice's penis with a machete, gouge out his eye, then scalp him and eat his brain. Deciding that his companions are also to blame, the natives hang a young woman by impaling her breasts on meat hooks while her sorrowful companion sings "Red River Valley." Eventually, one woman gets back to New York, where she reads a dissertation on cannibalism to earn her PhD. Cult filmmaker Umberto Lenzi really outdid himself with this bloody spectacle, which maintains a consistent air of cruelty with a non-stop procession of beatings, rapes, real-life animal slaughter, larva-chewing, genital-chopping, cannibalism and the infamous meathook scene. Definitely for acquired tastes only, this nauseatingly effective shocker features a brief appearance by adult-film star Richard Bolla as a New York policeman. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi
  • The sadness will last forever.
    lords of salem
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    cannibal ferox

    Isn't that a musical group?
    a notorious horror film

  • Stressful but also pretty cool.
  • Really, if there's any one word to describe 99.9% of 999's soundtrack, it's "stressful."
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    ^ ^

    Primarily a showcase for the gory special-effects artistry of Gianetto de Rossi, this revolting horror film stars Giovanni Lombardo Radice (also known as "John Morghen") as a drug-dealer who comes to the Amazon jungle from New York looking for a cache of stolen emeralds. He joins some American college students and soon introduces them to his special lifestyle, raping a native girl, then beating a young Indio senseless before gouging out his eyeball with a knife. Naturally, the local cannibals don't take too well to this treatment, so they cut off Radice's penis with a machete, gouge out his eye, then scalp him and eat his brain. Deciding that his companions are also to blame, the natives hang a young woman by impaling her breasts on meat hooks while her sorrowful companion sings "Red River Valley." Eventually, one woman gets back to New York, where she reads a dissertation on cannibalism to earn her PhD. Cult filmmaker Umberto Lenzi really outdid himself with this bloody spectacle, which maintains a consistent air of cruelty with a non-stop procession of beatings, rapes, real-life animal slaughter, larva-chewing, genital-chopping, cannibalism and the infamous meathook scene. Definitely for acquired tastes only, this nauseatingly effective shocker features a brief appearance by adult-film star Richard Bolla as a New York policeman. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi
    I forgot that that existed. One friend of mine who is into exploitation films either saw it or was planning to watch it, I think.
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