"I've done a course on philosophy of physics which is basically telling physicists that they're not rational. I am therefore more rational than physicists by some finite amount. But physicists are more rational than Muslims, therefore I am also more rational than Muslims. Mohamed was a Muslim. The only Muslim more rational than Mohamed was Allah, who was infinitely rational because he's Allah.
Now, as I am more rational than Allah my rationality = Allah's rationality + some finite number. But Allah's rationality is infinite meaning that Allah's rationality + some finite number = Allah's rationality = my rationality.
Now as anyone from lesswrong can tell you rationality is pretty much the only important character trait. Thus if my rationality = Allah's rationality then me = Allah.
I have therefore mathematically proved that I am Allah, from a few basic premises as supplied by lesswrong (which are therefore correct). Salaam."
^^ The Chinese government is terribly corrupt and treats their people and land like crap. This is pretty much common knowledge at this point, in and out of China. They probably won't last another fifty years.
Regarding that djbroadcast article: I remember when people were complaining about sampling entire hooks way the hell back in 1990-1991, after the whole "Ice Ice Baby" thing. I clearly remember one short parody of "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss" that aired on an oldies station (like they knew what they were talking about) and complained about PM Dawn sampling "True". Even then, people were saying it was the end of music as we knew it.
Also, despite the fact that there are less than a thousand chinese alligators left in the wild; the Chinese still converted a pond of 100 to 200 or so Chinese Alligators into a rice farm.
Also, as for North America, Swamp People still exists and has fans and, you know, it's legal to kill alligators.
brb gonna flood Hong Kong and turn it into a swamp.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Waking up at 6 p.m. because I couldn't fall asleep until after noon no matter how hard I tried
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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"I've done a course on philosophy of physics which is basically telling physicists that they're not rational. I am therefore more rational than physicists by some finite amount. But physicists are more rational than Muslims, therefore I am also more rational than Muslims. Mohamed was a Muslim. The only Muslim more rational than Mohamed was Allah, who was infinitely rational because he's Allah.
Now, as I am more rational than Allah my rationality = Allah's rationality + some finite number. But Allah's rationality is infinite meaning that Allah's rationality + some finite number = Allah's rationality = my rationality.
Now as anyone from lesswrong can tell you rationality is pretty much the only important character trait. Thus if my rationality = Allah's rationality then me = Allah.
I have therefore mathematically proved that I am Allah, from a few basic premises as supplied by lesswrong (which are therefore correct). Salaam."
Ehehehehe.
And, yes, in Chinese Restaurants, live alligators with their mouths taped shut wander around the floor until they're chosen to be cooked.
This is perfectly legal despite the fact that chinese alligators are critically endangered
Also, as for North America, Swamp People still exists and has fans and, you know, it's legal to kill alligators.
brb gonna flood Hong Kong and turn it into a swamp.
This has been a weird weekend