You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
6) While awaiting your background check, advertise your name change in 2 local papers. Retain copies of both advertisements for your court date. If you have petitioned the court not to advertise the change, then you will most likely have to meet with the judge and explain why before your actual name change court date. Explaining that there is evidence of numerous hate crimes conducted against Trans-people is a viable reason.
I believe this guide was not exactly written for my specific situation.
Attempts at getting a work-study position have failed so far. My ill-advised attempts to participate in three different performance groups have been a large factor in that failure.
Why didn't I do this when I was a wealthy freshman
Do you want to change "Micheal" to "Michael" while you're at it, too?
No. Micheal with the inverted "a" and "e" has recurred in my family's naming a number of times. In fact the primary reason I want to get my first and middle name combined is that that is usually how it's presented (my father was born Keith-Micheal Hugo before dropping the Hugo and making his name Keith Micheal).
I actually genuinely think that "Patchouli" is a fine name for a child as long as one is aware of its origins (it's a plaint oil, I believe) and is ok with them.
Given my family's stuffiness I'm somewhat limited in what I can, in practical terms, name any children I might have.
I actually genuinely think that "Patchouli" is a fine name for a child as long as one is aware of its origins (it's a plaint oil, I believe) and is ok with them.
Given my family's stuffiness I'm somewhat limited in what I can, in practical terms, name any children I might have.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Given that many got pissed over my mother naming her second-born "Christopher" instead of something with a family history, yes.
Keep in mind that Chris (and my other two younger brothers that I live with) do not have the same father as I do, and are thus not related to that side of the family by blood at all.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
If I were you I'd probably give my offspring some really offbeat name or one without a family history.
I've lined up a bunch in the event CA and I ever adopt and the kids don't have names: for boys, there's Thaddeus, for girls, there's Mabel and Diane...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If I were you I'd probably give my offspring some really offbeat name or one without a family history.
I've lined up a bunch in the event CA and I ever adopt and the kids don't have names: for boys, there's Thaddeus, for girls, there's Mabel and Diane...
Personally if I am to operate within the confines of names with a strong family history, I'd probably go with William, or the more overly Dutch Willem.
There are a lot of great Williams in history, and it's just a nice name in general.
i have not had a really defined hairstyle ever, aside from having a mullet through like 10th grade because i liked it and i was too young to give a shit about it being ridiculous
fortunately i just have naturally thick and amazing hair that i can do anything with
it's one of my few physical attributes that i really, really like, even if i never do anything with it >_>
i have not had a really defined hairstyle ever, aside from having a mullet through like 10th grade because i liked it and i was too young to give a shit about it being ridiculous
fortunately i just have naturally thick and amazing hair that i can do anything with
it's one of my few physical attributes that i really, really like, even if i never do anything with it >_>
yes you have the fluff hair.
My hair just kind of grows like, outward and gets all scraggly.
it must be kinda cool to have like a whole bunch of cool ancestors and shit
Honestly? Other than our very, very distant matrilineal (that matters) ancestor Reginald the Black and his immediate descendants, no one in our family is super interesting.
Some of our closer ancestors are known for being particularly good at baking or banking, but that's about it.
Mostly we're just really fucking pretentious and some of us (not me) are rich.
Our very well-kept family tree is a point of pride, again more for the pretentious people than myself.
I own a copy, it's somewhere around here.
There are some holes (a lot of early first names are replaced by question marks. I assume this marks illegibility or just a missing individual in the family records, but am not sure.)
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Yikes.
you wouldn't think this would be that hard.
I believe this guide was not exactly written for my specific situation.
it's good that resources like this exist though.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Given my family's stuffiness I'm somewhat limited in what I can, in practical terms, name any children I might have.
Given my family's stuffiness I'm somewhat limited in what I can, in practical terms, name any children I might have.
Anyway, I don't think I'd change my name. But if I published a book I'd want to use a pen name.
Also, I would like to change my legal name at some point, for obvious reasons
Not quite ready for that step yet, though
Keep in mind that Chris (and my other two younger brothers that I live with) do not have the same father as I do, and are thus not related to that side of the family by blood at all.
You don't have to answer if you're not comfortable doing so.
The only living member of my family who still has it is quite old (in his 70s I think?), and I don't know him all that well.
Hair styles are lost on me. Mine are "bald ogre" and "mistaken for sasquatch". I have no others.
There are a lot of great Williams in history, and it's just a nice name in general. Georg is a terrific name, imo.
Something about chopping off that extra E makes it seem less stuffy and more "I'll slap you if you insult my brooch once more good sir!"
My hair just kind of grows like, outward and gets all scraggly.
I knew an Alice in fourth grade. She was weird, I think all Alices are a little weird.
Some of our closer ancestors are known for being particularly good at baking or banking, but that's about it.
Mostly we're just really fucking pretentious and some of us (not me) are rich.
I own a copy, it's somewhere around here.
There are some holes (a lot of early first names are replaced by question marks. I assume this marks illegibility or just a missing individual in the family records, but am not sure.)
I think you're most likely to find that sort of thing in big Italian or Greek families in modern America.