The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • just go outside and hunt for rabbits to cook for dinner like they did in your great grandfather's great grandfather's day.

    you best be careful lad, buns have a way of getting back at you

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    wrath of the bunnies
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Stop listening to the Storyteller tell his gosh-darn  Chansons and Gestes.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Watch Uncle Grandpa on Cartoon Network! I play any character with a vagina….(and some with very small penises.)
    Sometimes, I wonder what life would be like if I wasn't following Grey DeLisle on Tumblr.
    From the looks of it, it would be better.
  • You know what I have not thought about for a long time?

    Bizenghast.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Gormenghast.
  • "[Chuck Norris] took ghetto kids and made them very fine citizens. So
    teaching martial arts in that context is a very good thing [...] But if
    you get into that business where those who are involved in martial arts
    before they start are actually inhaling some demon spirits -- some of
    them do that by the way -- that all-enormous strength comes not from a
    human source, but a demonic source."
    Today I learned that Pat Robertson is crazier than I thought he was.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    internet is safe place even thoogh ppl can see what u say
  • The sadness will last forever.
    derrrpp derrp
  • The sadness will last forever.
    lalalalalalaland
  • The sadness will last forever.
    everything is bad mmkay
  • The sadness will last forever.
    mmkay
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    "[Chuck Norris] took ghetto kids and made them very fine citizens. So
    teaching martial arts in that context is a very good thing [...] But if
    you get into that business where those who are involved in martial arts
    before they start are actually inhaling some demon spirits -- some of
    them do that by the way -- that all-enormous strength comes not from a
    human source, but a demonic source."
    Today I learned that Pat Robertson is crazier than I thought he was.
    Wow.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    water
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    stop playing goddamn video games

    stop reading goddam books

    just go outside and hunt for rabbits to cook for dinner like they did in your great grandfather's great grandfather's day.
    uh oh you're tryin' to kill my kin

    sounds like you're hankerin' for a plankerin'
  • The sadness will last forever.
    horror movies
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Deathonabun: Rabbit Revenge

    The third game in the series
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I want a clock that looks like Cogsworth

    Did Disney ever sell those
  • edited 2013-09-02 21:47:35
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    A lot of people don't know that the only reason Darth Vader said "I am
    your father" is because James Earl Jones came down with laryngitis and
    couldn't finish the entire line.



    Vader's original line was: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate".

    I want a clock that looks like Cogsworth


    Did Disney ever sell those
    Nope, they never did.  I know, because my sister S------a  (sister one of two)spent years trying to find one (she, unlike me, absolutely loves Disney movies).
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Vader's original line was: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate".
    Spaceballs!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    meowsy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    Nope, they never did.  I know, because my sister S------a  (sister one of two)spent years trying to find one (she, unlike me, absolutely loves Disney movies).

    Aww... :(
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If Beauty And The Beast takes place in France.

    Why does only one character have a french accent.

    They all should, or none of them should.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol true
  • Odradek said:

    If Beauty And The Beast takes place in France.


    Why does only one character have a french accent.

    They all should, or none of them should.
    maybe it takes place in Normandy.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    Nope, they never did.  I know, because my sister S------a  (sister one of two)spent years trying to find one (she, unlike me, absolutely loves Disney movies).

    Aww... :(
    As far as I know, they only exist as hand-made individual cogsworth clocks made by fans.  Like this one:



    Disney has clamped down HARD on people trying to sell Cogsworth Clocks, it's like making Calvin And Hobbes merchandise for some reason.  Good luck buying one on Ebay.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Odradek said:

    If Beauty And The Beast takes place in France.


    Why does only one character have a french accent.

    They all should, or none of them should.
    maybe it takes place in Normandy.
    Nah, it takes place in Aquitaine.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    hugo takes place in france yet the characters have english accents
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    hugo takes place in france yet the characters have english accents

      ---->
    Implying that Hugo is not a flawless masterpiece of cinema with no blemishes.

  • Aliroz said:

    Odradek said:

    If Beauty And The Beast takes place in France.


    Why does only one character have a french accent.

    They all should, or none of them should.
    maybe it takes place in Normandy.
    Nah, it takes place in Aquitaine.
    *Occitania.

    and then they'd have Occitan accents, so that doesn't make sense either.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    eggs
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    No, they called it Aquitaine back in history, so we should call the old place Aquitaine and the modern place Occitania instead of the other way around.

    I'm saying it the way that Eleanor Of Aquitaine herself would have said it.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dead ppl rights
  • The sadness will last forever.
    makin a big deal over a dumb song
  • The sadness will last forever.
    woozle
  • The sadness will last forever.
    wibble
  • The sadness will last forever.
    wooble
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    8:28 Black Candles rocket
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    8:28 Black Candles rocket
    oooh neat :D

    *should be doing homework now, maybe, instead of chatting on irc and watching youtube vids*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh I almost forgot, there are boobs at 13:57
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason I keep thinking about Thanksgiving and Christmas lately.

    Feels weird...
  • Aliroz said:

    No, they called it Aquitaine back in history, so we should call the old place Aquitaine and the modern place Occitania instead of the other way around.

    I'm saying it the way that Eleanor Of Aquitaine herself would have said it.

    Names for geographic regions do not have historical dependency unless they are also political regions. It was called "Aquitaine" back then only because that's what the French called it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    oh I almost forgot, there are boobs at 13:57

    thanks
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :3
  • edited 2013-09-02 23:26:01
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    How much is there to Homestar Runner? I kind of want to start on it.

    Huh, there's a lot to this it seems like.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The biggest part of H*R is the 205 Strong Bad Emails. Those run anywhere from under a minute to 5-6 minutes long; I know it takes me a day or two to get through them. Beyond that, there's maybe a few dozen toons, shorts and extras, as well as several Flash games (a few of which are Strong Bad Email spinoffs).
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