You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i want to roleplay my narcissistic princess-self some more
I prefer pictures of crowns uncluttered by humans.
Like this:
Heck yeah, and that's not even the King's crown, just the Prince's crown; because Norway is just that awesome when it comes to crowns (better than Sweden by far).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I always wondered whether wearing an elaborate crown would hurt
I always wondered whether wearing an elaborate crown would hurt
Seems like that thing's gotta be heavy
We need to have better humans, able to carry pounds of gold on their head at all times. Or maybe, we could let the Humans not always wear the crowns and instead wear lighter crowns at most times and then only wear the heavy crowns when needed.
Besides, that Norweigan Prince crown isn't that elaborate compared to many others (just look at Suleiman The Magnificent's crown).
And then Aliroz and Imipolex waged dire war by sticking their tongues out, planting their thumbs on the tips of their noses and wiggling their fingers.
E) IT IS NOT YOUR OVER-RESEARCHED HISTORICAL DETAILS
YOU.
YES, YOU SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW READING THIS ARTICLE. GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE PROBABLY AN EXPERT IN SOMETHING. MAYBE YOU ARE A MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST. MAYBE YOU ARE AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER. MAYBE YOU LIKE MUSCLE CARS. MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN EVERY BERGMAN FILM. MAYBE YOU KNOW EVERY WORD TO THE REPLACEMENTS' OEUVRE. MAYBE YOU KNOW THE INS AND OUTS OF EVERY EPISODE OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER. WHATEVER IT IS, YOU PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT SOMETHING THAN MOST OTHER PEOPLE. AND WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT THAT SUBJECT OR DRAMATIZING IT IN SOME WAY, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE PERSON MAY NOT BE AN EXPERT IN THE SAME WAY YOU ARE. AND THAT INHERENTLY MEANS YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO GIVE A LITTLE.
BECAUSE WRITING AND MAKING MOVIES WELL IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY FUCKING HARD. LIKE HARDER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. AND CHANCES ARE THAT WRITER OR DIRECTOR HAS THROWN THEMSELVES INTO WHOLE WORLDS AND DONE COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF RESEARCH. AGAIN, CINEMA IS THE LENS OF EXPLORING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE. AND BEYOND THE INDIVIDUAL EFFORT, WE HAVE THE ENTIRE AFOREMENTIONED DEPARTMENTS DEVOTED TO GETTING THINGS RIGHT. BUT IN THE COMMUNITY PROCESS OF FILMMAKING THINGS CAN GET MISSED. OR THINGS CAN BE IGNORED IN THE FACE OF SOME OTHER ARTISTIC CHOICE. SO WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH SOMEONE WHO IS NOT AN EXPERT LIKE YOU, THERE HAS TO BE A SENSE OF UNDERSTANDING WITH ALL OF IT. THIS DOES NOT MEAN ACCEPTING IF THEY SPIT IN THE ENTIRE FACE OF WHAT THE SUBJECT MEANS, BUT IT DOES MEAN SOMETIMES ACCEPTING IT IF THEY FUDGE THINGS IN THE NAME OF MORE EFFECTIVE DRAMA. REMEMBER, WHY ARE YOU IN THE THEATER? CHANCES ARE IT'S NOT TO WATCH SEAMLESS HISTORICAL INTEGRATION.
Well, shut up Film Critic Hulk. I don't want to be entertained; I want seamless historical integration.
Seamless historical integration is nice- and is almost something that can improve a work- but not being seamless isn't necessarily a flaw.
I'm sorry, but Chinatown was a crappy movie because I saw an elevator in the background that had lights but elevators in L.A. didn't have lights back in the thirties.
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Oh, Wikipedia, I hate you so much.
I mean, would any real encyclopedia have an image like this?
I mean, seriously, I want to punch Wladyslaw IV Waza in the face right now.
that said, I don't see what's wrong with the picture.
Like this:
Heck yeah, and that's not even the King's crown, just the Prince's crown; because Norway is just that awesome when it comes to crowns (better than Sweden by far).
you should look up crowns
We need to have better humans, able to carry pounds of gold on their head at all times. Or maybe, we could let the Humans not always wear the crowns and instead wear lighter crowns at most times and then only wear the heavy crowns when needed.
Besides, that Norweigan Prince crown isn't that elaborate compared to many others (just look at Suleiman The Magnificent's crown).
Not all crowns are particularly elaborate either, many petty kings of the viking age had only simple metal circlets.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
fat deposits
pictured: Imi fights Aliroz
E) IT IS NOT YOUR OVER-RESEARCHED HISTORICAL DETAILS
YOU.
YES, YOU SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW READING THIS ARTICLE. GUESS
WHAT? YOU ARE PROBABLY AN EXPERT IN SOMETHING. MAYBE YOU ARE A
MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST. MAYBE YOU ARE AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER. MAYBE YOU
LIKE MUSCLE CARS. MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN EVERY BERGMAN FILM. MAYBE YOU KNOW
EVERY WORD TO THE REPLACEMENTS' OEUVRE. MAYBE YOU KNOW THE INS AND OUTS
OF EVERY EPISODE OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER.
WHATEVER IT IS, YOU PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT SOMETHING THAN MOST OTHER
PEOPLE. AND WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT THAT SUBJECT OR
DRAMATIZING IT IN SOME WAY, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE PERSON MAY NOT BE AN EXPERT IN THE SAME WAY YOU ARE. AND THAT INHERENTLY MEANS YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO GIVE A LITTLE.
BECAUSE WRITING AND MAKING MOVIES WELL IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
FUCKING HARD. LIKE HARDER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE. AND
CHANCES ARE THAT WRITER OR DIRECTOR HAS THROWN THEMSELVES INTO WHOLE
WORLDS AND DONE COUNTLESS AMOUNTS OF RESEARCH. AGAIN, CINEMA IS THE LENS
OF EXPLORING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE. AND BEYOND
THE INDIVIDUAL EFFORT, WE HAVE THE ENTIRE AFOREMENTIONED DEPARTMENTS
DEVOTED TO GETTING THINGS RIGHT. BUT IN THE COMMUNITY PROCESS OF
FILMMAKING THINGS CAN GET MISSED. OR THINGS CAN BE IGNORED IN THE FACE
OF SOME OTHER ARTISTIC CHOICE. SO WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH SOMEONE WHO
IS NOT AN EXPERT LIKE YOU, THERE HAS TO BE A SENSE OF UNDERSTANDING WITH
ALL OF IT. THIS DOES NOT MEAN ACCEPTING IF THEY SPIT IN THE ENTIRE FACE
OF WHAT THE SUBJECT MEANS, BUT IT DOES MEAN SOMETIMES ACCEPTING IT IF
THEY FUDGE THINGS IN THE NAME OF MORE EFFECTIVE DRAMA. REMEMBER, WHY ARE
YOU IN THE THEATER? CHANCES ARE IT'S NOT TO WATCH SEAMLESS HISTORICAL
INTEGRATION.
Well, shut up Film Critic Hulk. I don't want to be entertained; I want seamless historical integration.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
just go outside and hunt for rabbits to cook for dinner like they did in your great grandfather's great grandfather's day.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead