The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 01:57:32

[fictional character] started working at the place I am currently working. I know [him/her] from my highschool, and [he/she] used to be friends with [number] of the [girls/boys] I dated back then (which is strange but funny at the same time since [he/she] had to keep it a secret for them).

Currently [he/she] is the one who talks to me the most out of all the other workers there. [He/She] likes to talk to me about [tv show] and [game], which is nice, and seeks advice and help from me about [problem]. [He/She] trusts me kind of a lot since [he/she] spends the majority of the time coming over to my work area to help me with customers, which is very nice. I'm not entirely sure if [he/she] likes me, but I have a feeling that [he/she] does have some emotional motive I'm unaware of behind most of [his/her] approaches.

Unlike a ton of other [guys/girls], [he's/she's] actually really good at being ambiguous with [his/her] feelings so I can't detect [his/her] motive immediately. I don't know...I think I might take advantage of this new break, and buy [him/her] something on Valentine's to push forward. While I don't drink, I'm sure that [he/she] probably won't be dragging me to parties or anything.

In other words I think I might dust away my old "I can never truly love again, I'm so conflicted and confused, what if my heart is broken again" attitude, or as my [relative] likes to call it "Lifetime Movie Girl Syndrome", and actually go for her. If she does like me, then hell yeah. If not, there's always [vibrator name] to replace [him/her].

Now you, too, can have a pseudo-intimate connection with a fictional character! :D

Misery · 2012-02-11 01:57:58

Subway is okay.

Viani · 2012-02-11 01:58:22

I wasn't even talking about THAT Clara GOD

Fine then I'll call her Toot.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 01:58:49

Wait really? Who were you talking about then, hmm?

Also EWWWW

Viani · 2012-02-11 01:59:47

Toot's not that bad looking, she's just exaggeratedly fat and

-remembers season 2 where she raped Xandir at the Fat Camp-

Oh fuck no nevermind I meant to say Bleh.

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:02:03

Wait really? Who were you talking about then, hmm?

This girl at work that I didn't want to use the real name of so I just replace her name with some girl's name that a RNG gives to me, and Clara happens to be short for Clarissa so REPLACING REAL NAMES, LIKE A BAWSS.

So yeah her name's Clarissa, but youll never know which one anyway so FUCK YOU FOXXY LOVE

Anonus · 2012-02-11 02:02:38

I used to watch Drawn Together when I was 11.

I wonder if I would enjoy it now.

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:04:07

I like South Park better.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:04:38

But Foxxy Love is Black and a parody of a Hanna Barbara character and a musician and fictional and I'm not any of those.

Also if you don't end up fucking that girl by the end of this year I will hunt you down and murder you in cold blood.

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:04:46

If you aren't desensitized...and migrated directly into it from shows like Hey Arnold and Cat Dog then suddenly cartoons turn into this extremely sick and wrong thing, and you remember this actually aired on Comedy Central (avenue), and then yeah it's hilarious and utterly wrong and suddenly you enjoy cartoons more knowing that things can be pushed way beyond what they intended to be.

there's also a NC-17 (now Unrated to allow it to be sold at WalMart and such places) movie.

Anonus · 2012-02-11 02:06:59

You know I used to want Cree Summer to do my voice in a cartoon I would have been in, but the voice she would have used (the Susie Carmichael/Numbuh 5/Foxxy Love voice) wouldn't have sounded anything like me.

CA is still Tara Strong though.

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:09:50

Also if you don't end up fucking that girl by the end of this year I will hunt you down and murder you in cold blood.

Don't doubt my abilities to get her in bed, just doubt my abilities to be sincere and trust-worthy and tender and accepting of her flaws and a ton of other things that factor into keeping somebody in love with you and not dragging them along because they never want to lose you and relying on that sole trait to drag their asses through a ton of drama and pain before you go "bye" and they cry over you for like, 2 months and then decide they want to kill you which then makes you have to contact the police and put a restraining order on them until they calm down, and call you 5 months later wanting to be together with you again, and stupidly enough, you let them because you went through a horrible breakup and need a rebound so then you jump into the cycle again but meet the most wonderful high school girl and find yourself paying more attention to her than your current love interest and then you just forget the other girl completely and devote your heart and soul to this little 16 year old and then BOOM the story gets more complicated and is to be saved later.

Sorry I turned that joke into a mini-diary. I'll come up with a joke when I don't feel like talking about myself more.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:10:14

^^And I'm Jennifer Hale as SC4 Tira, A.K.A. the voice that made everyone want to commit suicide.

That or Keith David.

not dragging them along because they never want to lose you and relying on that sole trait to drag their asses through a ton of drama and pain before you go "bye" and they cry over you for like, 2 months and then decide they want to kill you which then makes you have to contact the police and put a restraining order on them until they calm down, and call you 5 months later wanting to be together with you again, and stupidly enough, you let them because you went through a horrible breakup and need a rebound so then you jump into the cycle again but meet the most wonderful high school girl and find yourself paying more attention to her than your current love interest and then you just forget the other girl completely and devote your heart and soul to this little 16 year old and then BOOM the story gets more complicated and is to be saved later.

...Wait, not all relationships work out like that?

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-11 02:11:11

...funny how just mentioning SC4 Tira makes my ears bleed.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-11 02:11:38

(the Susie Carmichael/Numbuh 5/Foxxy Love voice)

and almost every other character she's voiced

Also Tara Strong doesn't sound much like me, but still, I'll take it.

Anonus · 2012-02-11 02:12:24

I can't help but think of Goliath when Keith David comes to mind. Even though he did Dr. Facilier as well.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:12:25

^^^<SC4Tira>Oh perfect! HAHAHAHAHAHA!</SC4Tira>

^Ditto. Goliath or Mufasa.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-11 02:15:51

Hey

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:15:57

And thus, Tnophelia ventures off to Youtube and writes "SC4 Tira" into the idol. She begins to listen to the first video, and at first, it doesn't hit her. She is accustomed to this voice.

Slowly, she is driven into madness.

Deeper and deeper, to the point where she can now...memorize everything...

and...

Naughty Children must be punished! hahahaha.

Hooray! I FOUND A NEW ONE!

I'm BORED of YOU!

That's it! Show me you mean business!

hohohoho! I just can't WAIT to DESTROY YOU!

I can't WAIT to SEE YOU IN PIECES! he he he he!

PULLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSE?

I want to see you destroyed!

Wow...weird guy in an even WEIRDER PLACE!

Come on! This is our FINAL JOB!

Anonus · 2012-02-11 02:16:59

...now I'm thinking about the Homestuck cartoon voices I had imagined:

John, Tavros: Billy West
Rose, Vriska, Kanaya: Grey DeLisle
Jade, Nepeta: Kath Soucie
Karkat, Terezi: Charlie Adler

I haven't thought of anyone else yet.

^^Hey.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-11 02:18:26

...The idea of John being voiced by a man never occurred to me.

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:19:39

Hey, Whale.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:19:51

^^^^^Oh goody! I've found a new toy to play with!

^^^^(BITCH THOSE ARE MY LINES)

^^Ditto.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-11 02:27:11

.....What?

Princess Alice · 2012-02-11 02:28:30

Dammit. I want to build myself a website.

Why must web hosting cost money? (Don't answer that)

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:28:49

4CHAN

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:30:05

Ooops, did I steal your part? Awwwwwwwww but I just got started?

Does it hurt? Tell me it hurts.

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:31:07

TL;DR!

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:37:33

I'll cut your heart out! You deserve the most painful death imaginable.

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:38:10

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-11 02:40:22

vM

I'm pretty sure my girlfriend would object to me being your new toy

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:43:08

We can still play, can't we?! Come on, come on!

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:44:26

...Wait, not all relationships work out like that?

No, normally when you figure out that they fully trust you and are willing to give you chances, you don't have sex with their friends or threaten to break up with them if they don't do what you want, or challenge them to break up with you if they don't like the way you treat them, knowing that they don't have the heart to ever break up with you and want to stay by your side "through the bad times".

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:45:25

Sex?

-shrug-

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:46:16

Sure.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:46:22

^^^I call bullshit, those are all perfectly fine dating tactics!

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:47:55

Valentine's day? It's vapid consumer bullshit.

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:48:07

^ ...For butthurt loners. For non-butthurt loners it's a nice excuse to be more nicer to others than you should have been.

^^ That's not something Tira would say, Tira.

Either way giving mutual respect to your partner is key to making sure you don't begin to develop crazy-distorted views on relationships and pass them on to your children, or have your mate pass them on to children they have. Regardless if they are capable of having children, taking advantage of the emotions and trust one has in somebody is wrong and very terrible, and is not the American or Christian way.

GI Joe.

Obā-san · 2012-02-11 02:49:52

^^Eh, it's a nice time to do nice things with your SO.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:51:49

^^But I'm not Tira, I'm

TIRA! HAHAHAHAHAHA, LET'S PLAY!

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-11 02:52:11

We can still play, can't we?! Come on, come on!

I think you would be happier playing with Draco :p

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:55:08

Fall to parts!

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:56:46

Forever Alone.

Awesome. :D

Viani · 2012-02-11 02:57:31

^ ^ Don't make me rent Soul Caliber 4 and quit talking to you to play it! I'll do it!

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:57:58

Don't abandon me! Don't leave me all alone!

Misery · 2012-02-11 02:58:49

-crawls into a hole and smiles-

Yay.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-11 02:59:06

-ships vM with Draco-

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-11 02:59:47

This is fun!

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-11 03:01:09

You two should totes meet up and film the results

Viani · 2012-02-11 03:01:17

Ship Request Successful! <3

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