You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Is the scantily clad lady juggling a microganthazoa while riding a comet through Skara Brae as Girolamo Savonarola chases her from his trusty giant flying Pliciloricus enigmaticus, throwing water balloons filled with Aniline Green at her with his mechanical wooden arm?
FATAL rules include "the dice don't lie" and require honest rolls for your character for almost every trait except gender, including race, background, hair thickness, and anal circumference. It also heavily normalises the rolls, making anything significantly different from average nigh-impossible to get. And on the other hand, it is theoretically possible, if very improbable, to get physically impossible parameters. Such as the aforementioned circumference being negative.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The anakim may fart as loud as thunder. All creatures within a 10-feet radius of this anakim, except the anakim, automatically take 1d4 sonic damage and are stunned for 1 round, which can be avoided by passing a Drive check at TH 17. This can be utilized only once per week.
okay seriously why is Castille recommended for new players, the Iberian peninsula is a hotbed of political nonsense and Aragon can and will kick your ass up and down it.
As a black man, I am not a wind-up doll designed to spout jive talk and dance at your whim.
That is a wind-up doll designed to spout jive talk and dance at your whim. We custom-ordered it. Now take it and go back to your precious wife and child, and never darken our doorstep again.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Yoooo did I hear some requestifyin for some o that good ol jiiiiiiive talk? You got to feel dat jive, imipillows my G; you just got to search yo soul, know what I mean? *does a dance move that swishes my 10 meter tall afro*
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Aw, why can't we have videos of Cyborg Savonarola riding this thing:
I mean, this is the best image on Wikipedia; it looks so cool.
Or of a lady juggling this adorable thing:
I guess
That's fantastic, Yarrun!
I hope you get in!
Triplepost.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Oh, Tv Tropes; the things that you think about.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Party Supplies stopped doing this and started doing shitty elecrtoclash and that makes me real mad.
welcome
TO NIGHT VALE
The anakim may fart as loud as thunder. All creatures within a 10-feet radius of this anakim, except the anakim, automatically take 1d4 sonic damage and are stunned for 1 round, which can be avoided by passing a Drive check at TH 17. This can be utilized only once per week.
Make it stop.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Yeah, I'm not reading this review anymore.
Now I'm going to go cleanse my mind by doing trigonometry.
See you guys later.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
roach: scientifically now i am curious as to the application of a monkey cannon and how would you build one
roach: for example, unlike artillery rounds, monkeys vary widely in size even inside the same species
Mercury: more importantly, why
Mercury: what good would it do
roach: yes, do you want these monkeys to be alive when you shoot them at people because that would be tricky
Mercury: you’d just end up with monkey splatter
roach: yes
roach: do you want to pelt your foes with burning monkey corpses? that’s sick, but doable, but it would probably be cheaper to use possums
Mercury: lol yes
roach: do you want to use a circus canon and just kind of fire monkeys around for fun? because we already did that. we have those. they exist.
Mercury: maybe it could be like… firing monkey ninjas into places so they can fling poo and cause destruction
Mercury: guerilla monkeys
roach: in which case honestly a monkey catapault would be better
Mercury: true
roach: lob the monkeys in a gentle overhand trajectory rather than fire them straight on at disorienting speeds
roach: the best monkey delivery system, i think, if you wanted the monkey alive to cause havoc at the end, would be an air drop
roach: john cheese did not think this one out.
Mercury: no.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I don't remember any...
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I wanna hear some jive talk
now I feel jivey