You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So, who here has watched Ai To Yuuki Harukanaru Toki No Asobi Ni Iku Ginga Sengoku Ninomiya-kun Rokubou No Shichinin Gensou?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
I still feel that I will fall behind and fail school but the ratio of screw-ups to successes is relatively low this time. Today has nonetheless been an okay day for me, very much, and most of you will never know why. :3
But, what this means, is that yet again, people like me lose ground to people like you (yes you, YOU. You reading this. You know who you are. Yeah, you.)
Ugh, stop trying to infect us with your methane-breathing philosophies. Us oxy-breathers don't want to hear it. NOTE: The above are silly responses and are not intended to be sincere or given the gravity of actual thought.
But, what this means, is that yet again, people like me lose ground to people like you
What does a "person like me" do? :D
You do the things like existing and being made of meat and occasionally being right about things and being a multicellular heterotroph.
I don't do any of those things, because I don't exist. I'm just a shared hallucination of all the heapers.
And now, since I'm a hallucination, you can clearly let me in your pantry, because I clearly won't be able to eat all of your food. Also, Hallucinations don't have to put up with canker sores or slivers.
All in all, the only advantage to being real is belly rubs.
Yeezus Christ and Jay-Z's Holy Grail, today was a long fuckin day.
So on Thursdays I've got my two morning classes at their normal slots (9AM-10:45AM and 11AM-12:15AM) but I've also got a night class--Intro to Media--from 6PM-9:15PM. I would've come on here and hung out during the six hour interlude between my classes, but for some reason the college's internet really hates this site (and vanillaforums in general, I've found) so I just played Europa Universalis IV most of the time and did so while hanging out in the Skybridge (less awesome than it sounds, it's just basically an aboveground hallway between two of our campus buildings, but it's also got lots of tables and chairs. Among the other residents were some dudes who played lots of Magic: The Gathering and a guy mixing dubstep with no headphones on.)
Also the cafeteria is both surprisingly affordable and surprisingly good. A slice of pizza and a soda only costs like two bucks.
As for my media class itself, our professor strikes me as the kind of guy who reads the "serious" Cracked articles a lot, but he owns a film institute and I don't, so what do I know.
Anyways, Cousins Toe and Jed just called. They've never seen or read One Piece, and they're renting the first season to watch on Saturday. As an absolute One Piece fanatic, they asked me to watch it with them, with popcorn and much fun.
Now I'm smiling like a loon, and ohmigosh this is so great.
my history professor had a power point that contained multiple instances of that scientist joke cat meme and also a joke from the big bang theory, but she is still nice
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Marijuana is bad for you, and should be banned.
Same applies to cigars and alcohol.
But, what this means, is that yet again, people like me lose ground to people like you (yes you, YOU. You reading this. You know who you are. Yeah, you.) Ugh, stop trying to infect us with your methane-breathing philosophies. Us oxy-breathers don't want to hear it.
NOTE: The above are silly responses and are not intended to be sincere or given the gravity of actual thought.
I don't do any of those things, because I don't exist. I'm just a shared hallucination of all the heapers.
And now, since I'm a hallucination, you can clearly let me in your pantry, because I clearly won't be able to eat all of your food. Also, Hallucinations don't have to put up with canker sores or slivers.
All in all, the only advantage to being real is belly rubs.
This whole Heap is a figment of your imagination.
Also, Quip is, I don't know, Tre's evil psychologist trying to cure him of hallucinations.
'bout what
Must we force everything into the same soulless efficiency and convenience?
Does everything absolutely have to work when a broken wheel can be much more charming than an unbroken wheel?
It just sort of hurts knowing that I don't really have a place there anymore. And that so many people here resent it so much.
It just sort of hurts knowing that I don't really have a place there anymore. And that so many people here resent it so much.
I like TvT; and, like you, I have no place there. I hate how much the heapers tend to resent TvT.
So on Thursdays I've got my two morning classes at their normal slots (9AM-10:45AM and 11AM-12:15AM) but I've also got a night class--Intro to Media--from 6PM-9:15PM. I would've come on here and hung out during the six hour interlude between my classes, but for some reason the college's internet really hates this site (and vanillaforums in general, I've found) so I just played Europa Universalis IV most of the time and did so while hanging out in the Skybridge (less awesome than it sounds, it's just basically an aboveground hallway between two of our campus buildings, but it's also got lots of tables and chairs. Among the other residents were some dudes who played lots of Magic: The Gathering and a guy mixing dubstep with no headphones on.)
Also the cafeteria is both surprisingly affordable and surprisingly good. A slice of pizza and a soda only costs like two bucks.
As for my media class itself, our professor strikes me as the kind of guy who reads the "serious" Cracked articles a lot, but he owns a film institute and I don't, so what do I know.
first, what am I splainin?
also,
Aliroz I'm just kidding, of course I will wear a hat and exterminate almond ice cream wherever I see it
Now I'm smiling like a loon, and ohmigosh this is so great.
My week has officially been made.
The food there is real good though! The pizza is almost as good as local pizzeria pizza.