The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Hachaaaaaaa, just won a match against an Akuma while using Dan. A higher-ranked Akuma.


    How do I make a good comparison for you lot who don't play SSFIV?

    It's like winning against Grinder with an Octopode Fighter.

    It's like winning against a Touhou endboss by timing out all of the spellcards.
    put in Super Mario terms please kthx
    Getting through an entire world without losing a single life.
  • And the Linky girl is Lindsey Stirling.

    Thank.
  • Kexruct said:

    It's like putting Bowser on a slice of toast and then selling the eel to a goomba.

    Imagine living beneath the waves with a strong-sighted blessing of most excellent fabric. Holding the fabric over your gills, you would begin to breathe-drink its warp and weft. Though the plantmatter fibers imbue your soul, the wretched plankton would pollute the cloth until it stank to heavens of prophecy. This is one manner in which the Scrolls first came to pass, but are we the sea, or the breather, or the fabric? Or are we the breath itself?
    Can we flow through the Scrolls as knowledge flows through, being the water, or are we the stuck morass of sea-filth that gathers on the edge?
    Imagine, again, this time but different. A bird cresting the wind is lifted by a gust and downed by a stone. But the stone can come from above, if the bird is upside down. Where, then, did the gust come from? And which direction? Did the gods send either, or has the bird decreed their presence by her own mindmaking?
    The all-sight of the Scrolls makes a turning of the mind such that relative positions are absolute in their primacy.
    I ask you again to imagine for me. This time you are beneath the ground, a tiny acorn planted by some well-meaning elf-maiden of the woodlands for her pleasure. You wish to grow but fear what you may become, so you push off the water, the dirt, the sun, to stay in your hole. But it is in the very pushing that you become a tree, in spite of yourself. How did that happen?
    The acorn is a kind of tree-egg in this instance, and the knowledge is water and sun. We are the chicken inside the egg, but also the dirt. The knowledge from the Scrolls is what we push against to become full-sighted ourselves.
    One final imagining before your mind closes from the shock of ever-knowing. You are now a flame burning bright blue within a vast emptiness. In time you see your brothers and sisters, burnings of their own in the distance and along your side. A sea of pinpoints, a constellation of memories. Each burns bright, then flickers. Then two more take its place but not forever lest the void fills with rancid light that sucks the thought.
    Each of our minds is actually the emptiness, and the learnings of the Scrolls are the pinpoints. Without their stabbing light, my consciousness would be as a vast nothingness, unknowing its emptiness as a void is unknowing of itself. But the burnings are dangerous, and must be carefully tended and minded and brought to themselves and spread to their siblings.
    No, but I really love this so much. It's this stuff that makes TES worth it.

    On a related note, I got a new hard drive and now my Xbox works. Yay! Though I would've preferred it never break in the first place.
  • Mackrelmoor is my fave )(uman artist~
    Breat)(taking lyrics like “t)(e toast is toast, dammit, I burnt t)(e toast” speak to me on a deep spiritual level~
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mackleless
  • but i'm 11 now and i have realised an important truth: White people are weirdos
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay, weirdos!
  • this film is fucking bizarre
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what film are you watching
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Aliroz: I'm actually a he, but thanks. :D
  • Anonus said:

    what film are you watching

    Butter


    it is about an 11 year old black girl in foster care with an innate mastery of butter carving, a well meaning master butter carver, and a sarah palin-esque woman married to said butter carver who wants to parlay his butter carving skills into governorship, or even the presidency.
  • and now there is a hooker
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    for some reason, I read that as "and now there is a lobster"
  • also her foster parents are really sweet
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Jacklemore.
    Mackles'more.
    Mackleboar.
    Cacklemore.
    Cracklemoor.
  • the hooker is entering the butter sculpting competition


    oh my fucking gooooooddddddd
  • this is a 10/10 film serious watch it you fuckers
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I've heard of it

    But it's a Weinstein Company movie, IIRC :/
  • I just sent someone on Tumblr basically an entire history on my schooling.

    It was exhausting, but I'm glad I got it all out.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    touhou project
  • The sadness will last forever.
    pee peeing on the sun to make it cold
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    /thread
  • edited 2013-08-29 00:21:54
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    What did the message entail, Kexruct?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    wwwwwwwww
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I pointed out an old railroad right-of-way to Mother earlier while we were running errands

    It's weird; I don't usually talk about that kind of stuff in real life
  • Crystal said:

    What did the message entail, Kexruct?

    Literally all of my schooling from like third grade to now.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    the solution to radiation problems is deep frying it
  • Older brother is watching Jurassic Park: The Lost World.

    The scene with the dinosaur eating the dog made me really uncomfortable. Like, it’s such a cheap trick and it doesn’t make the movie any more engaging, just more uncomfortable.

    Urgh. Why can’t a dog just live for once? Or at least why can’t they just build up the importance of the dog before killing it? You know, as opposed to the cheap trick of “Dogs are great! Dogs getting killed always feels bad!”

    Yeah, that’s true. But it’s also incredibly cheap storytelling in addition to being kind of nauseating. 
  • Dogs are inferior, cats are the master race.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think Jurassic Park was sort of a horror movie, and in those movies, horrifying things are supposed to happen to scare the audience and make them uncomfortable. :) ...but I always feel terrible when a dog dies, even a fictional one. :( Old Yeller made me really sad.
  • But in Old Yeller, the dog has an arc. And a purpose. Here it's just such a cheap trick, and while it's technically effective (that is, it successfully made me very uncomfortable and upset), it doesn't make the film better. 
  • The sadness will last forever.
    image
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I watched my cat kill a bird today, yntkt. Poor thing. He kills many small animals, actually.

    I think drinking so much made me fall asleep but I feel awake (and hangover'd) now. It's okay because I was with my daddy.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i like old yeller
  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • edited 2013-08-29 00:31:49
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    But in Old Yeller, the dog has an arc. And a purpose. Here it's just
    such a cheap trick, and while it's technically effective (that is, it
    successfully made me very uncomfortable and upset), it doesn't make the
    film better.
    Perhaps.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    that last image has nothing to do with what i said
  • there is so much forced integration bullshit in college (stupid accounts I have to sign up for, things that don't work on the college website because it was designed by an idiot, and so on) and it's really fucking annoying. I have to make a twitter account for one of my classes. A twitter account!

    fuck everything.

    also I'm going to bed now.
  • Miko said:

    I watched my cat kill a bird today, yntkt. Poor thing. He kills many small animals, actually.

    my significant other has mentioned numerous occasions where he has saved mice that have been scampering about his house from his cat


    he is a better person than i u_u
  • The sadness will last forever.
    apples
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    UPcoming Halloween speciaL: feepbot got run over by a reindeer
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    Dogs are inferior, cats are the master race.

    I agree. Cats are far superior, especially when barbequed and served with a little soy sauce.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :o
  • Dogs are inferior, cats are the master race.

    I agree. Cats are far superior, especially when barbequed and served with a little soy sauce.
    no i am not for eats >:/

    i am for belly rubs and also feeding

    when i want
  • edited 2013-08-29 00:51:58

    so yeah if you eat me my beau will be most cross


    and he will eat you back


    so watch out!!!!
  • The sadness will last forever.
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    eeeeyyyy sexy lady
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