You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hello. I have awaken.
I had a dream that I was home alone during a big thunderstorm and debating whether or not to try watching Equestria Girls.
Part of me was kinda disappointed it was a dream...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Aww, I hope you get that worked out. Dealing with college financial stuff is a pain sometimes, I know this.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT BRONIES DON'T RUN AROUND BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S STABLES AND FUCKING HORSES OR MAKING RESUMES THAT SHOW THEY ARE DISCONNECTED WITH REALITY AND IT MADE ME DEEPLY SAD. I WENT TO STARBUCKS AND TWO PEOPLE WHO LOOKED LIKE FUNCTIONAL ADULTS WHERE TALKING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THAT SO I SCREAMED AND THREW MY MOCHACHINO AT THE BARISTA AND RAN HOME TO CHECK THE INTERNET TO INVESTIGATE AND IT TURNS OUT MEN SOMETIMES EVEN COLLECT DOLLS OR HAVE INTERESTS AND HOBBIES THAT DON'T SEEM SUITABLE TO MEN AND THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME. NOW I'M SCARED AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I'M SAD AND EATING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND PLEASE SEND HELP.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh, that resume
I laughed my ass off at the response to that
I couldn't tell if people genuinely thought it was real or if they just wanted it to be real, but either way people treating it like it was real was hilarious
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Men are only aloud to like motorcycles and guitars and cars and sports and action movies and guns and military memorabilia and alcohol and women with large breasts.
TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT BRONIES DON'T RUN AROUND BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S STABLES AND FUCKING HORSES OR MAKING RESUMES THAT SHOW THEY ARE DISCONNECTED WITH REALITY AND IT MADE ME DEEPLY SAD. I WENT TO STARBUCKS AND TWO PEOPLE WHO LOOKED LIKE FUNCTIONAL ADULTS WHERE TALKING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY AND I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THAT SO I SCREAMED AND THREW MY MOCHACHINO AT THE BARISTA AND RAN HOME TO CHECK THE INTERNET TO INVESTIGATE AND IT TURNS OUT MEN SOMETIMES EVEN COLLECT DOLLS OR HAVE INTERESTS AND HOBBIES THAT DON'T SEEM SUITABLE TO MEN AND THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME. NOW I'M SCARED AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO AND I'M SAD AND EATING A GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND PLEASE SEND HELP.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Is that a thing?
That thought just occurred to me as sort of a follow up to my other brony thing, I was not aware our antics suddenly had to have stimuli from direct internet attacks.
That thought just occurred to me as sort of a follow up to my other brony thing, I was not aware our antics suddenly had to have stimuli from direct internet attacks.
As direct as such things can be, that is.
as i thought, you must have been memed on by a master ruseman
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Serioulsly, though, I do wish it would thunderstorm here.
A nice big one...the kind that makes you just wanna get under a blanket and say "welp, we're gonna wait this out now."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Things that drive me insane: The Windows 8 lock screen shows time in 12-hour format, but doesn't put AM or PM with it.
Bitch, if you're gonna show me "4:24" with no qualifier you best be talkin' about the time four hours after midnight, otherwise say what you goddamn mean.
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what the hell am I doing with my life.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Welcome to the castle in the sky.
You know, I was never really sure what exactly being part of the Mod subculture entailed.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead