You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Also, for all of you that care and are wondering why I went with a Kobold, of all races, as a Berserker, it's not that crazy. Kobolds have semi-decent aptitudes in melee skills (+1 to fighting, +3 to short blades, +2 to dodging), but the real reason to play a Kobold Berserker is because a Kobold has Saprivore 2 and Carnivore 3, meaning they can eat chunks when not hungry and they get more sustenance from meat. Because of this, Kobolds have the food supply to more or less rage constantly.
Of course, because of their stats, you are pretty much forced into a dodging build, and Short Blades are not the best category outside of quick blades, so there are definite downsides. Plus, Kobolds get 20% less HP than average, so they're definitely hurting for defense. Train up fighting quickly!
In other news, Gorp has hit level 13 and entered the Minotaur's Labyrinth. Starvation is a concern in here, so luckily I am entering with 10 meat rations.
And wow, the Labyrinth took me barely no time at all. Only needed to use 1 meat ration, so that's good.
On the downside, the stash contained a lot of stuff I simply can't use. On the upside, it DID contain a +5 rod of destruction, so now my itty bitty Trog worshipper can cast some spells if needed.
Horrifying nightmares are horrifying. I've never been in such a cold shock from something I've dreamt — or at all — before. Thank, thank goodness it was just a freakin' dream.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Facebook is like... standing in the middle of a brick square on a hot summer day, wearing warm clothing, surrounded by a very dense crowd of people, all chatting idly and watching the many spectacles, and no matter how much one jumps up and tries to see a wall or a way out, this sea of people stretches on into forever, and you can't talk to any of them because if you do then they will want you to take off your hot clothing and if you do that then they will see what you really are and then pile atop you and eat your innards, because you are not one of them.
If this lady was real she'd be in one of those "strong women from history" posts on tumblr. Converted the Pechnegs to Christianity and preceded to unite a massive swath of territory and completely destroy the pagan Cumans. I think she has enough to found Tartaria now, in the future of this world, stories will be told of her greatness.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I don't want your number
no
I ain't gonna give you mine
HI GUYS
I just walked two miles in the rain to get to this McDonald's. wotop
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
If this lady was real she'd be in one of those "strong women from history" posts on tumblr. Converted the Pechnegs to Christianity and preceded to unite a massive swath of territory and completely destroy the pagan Cumans. I think she has enough to found Tartaria now, in the future of this world, stories will be told of her greatness.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
that's a gold tiara
??????????
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
CK2 models are
silly.
The DLC ones are even worse, they look like they're made out of clay.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
off to work I go