Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I have this strange desire to start a plushie collection consisting of snakes, Pokémon, and for some reason, Bowser. I'm not sure why. It's an appealing idea, but such a collection would be rather expensive to acquire, and I'm not sure what I'd do with it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I collect clocks.
Also My Little Pony figures, though I stopped once I got the mane six
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Yay for collecting things!
The Bowser plushie wish may have something to do with the fact that he's my favorite Nintendo game villain for reasons I can't quite place aside from "he's a tough fire-breathing dragon turtle, how cool is that?"
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
And with that, I must rest for the night. See you later.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
WAITGERMAN I NEED YOUR HELP
waht's wrong chef
i dropped my ipad down the drain
how is that even possible chef
well it was actually a socket wrench that i call an ipiad to make myself look cool
that raistes mre questions than it anwers but either way let's call a pumbuler
we can't adfford a plumer! i'll just run the garbage disposal i can gget a new ipad wrench next week
[One Incredibly Bad Idea Later]
Okay now my wrentch is stuck in teh sink AND the garbage disposal is busted Why did I ever listen to you, watierman
what are you talking about chef i begged you not to turn the damn thing on
nevermind reality, wev'e got a problem here we need to call a pumbler
but you said it yourself chef we can't afford a pbulemr.
no we can't. unless...
what's on yoru mind, chef?
wll i know this pulbumer who's also a serial killer he provides freee pluming to the needy and in exchagne the police don't arrest him
that's great that he's giving back to the community and all chef but do we even qualify as needy?
i'm dont' know we'll just have to get poorer to be sure
[chef pulls a stack of $50 bills out of his pocket and attempts to run them down the garbage disposal, but nothing happens because he already broke that]
Oh, right. waiterman?
yews?
i'm filled with 100% pure hate right now it feels good
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
what are you talking about anonus he begged chef not to turn the damn thing on
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Sometimes I wonder what people in the 1980s would think of modern-day QR codes.
It kinda seems like a stereotypical "futuristic" concept, doesn't it? We have all sorts of things stamped with these weird little squares that can encode all sorts of data but are unreadable by humans, and pretty much everyone (this is an exaggeration, but still) carries a device around with them that can read any of the codes you might happen to come across.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Even more amusing are the people who get all scared about license plates with barcodes on them, because it means the government is using them to track people's cars! Yes, that's the point of having a license plate.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*grabs the next gay guy and gives him a card that says "CONGRATULATIONS, CA IS NOW YOUR FAG HAG"*
*except I think Bunny and Naney are the only gay guys here*
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FEELS GOOD MAN
IT'S RAINING COCAINE
Also My Little Pony figures, though I stopped once I got the mane six
I collect Frank Zappa albums too, now that I think about it. Dude made a zillion...
waht's wrong chef
i dropped my ipad down the drain
how is that even possible chef
well it was actually a socket wrench that i call an ipiad to make myself look cool
that raistes mre questions than it anwers
but either way
let's call a pumbuler
we can't adfford a plumer!
i'll just run the garbage disposal
i can gget a new ipad wrench next week
[One Incredibly Bad Idea Later]
Okay now my wrentch is stuck in teh sink AND the garbage disposal is busted
Why did I ever listen to you, watierman
what are you talking about chef
i begged you not to turn the damn thing on
nevermind reality, wev'e got a problem here
we need to call a pumbler
but you said it yourself chef
we can't afford a pbulemr.
no we can't.
unless...
what's on yoru mind, chef?
wll i know this pulbumer who's also a serial killer
he provides freee pluming to the needy and in exchagne the police don't arrest him
that's great that he's giving back to the community and all chef
but do we even qualify as needy?
i'm dont' know
we'll just have to get poorer to be sure
[chef pulls a stack of $50 bills out of his pocket and attempts to run them down the garbage disposal, but nothing happens because he already broke that]
Oh, right.
waiterman?
yews?
i'm filled with 100% pure hate right now
it feels good
he begged chef not to turn the damn thing on
I sampled Lyle Lovett....
*crickets*
It kinda seems like a stereotypical "futuristic" concept, doesn't it? We have all sorts of things stamped with these weird little squares that can encode all sorts of data but are unreadable by humans, and pretty much everyone (this is an exaggeration, but still) carries a device around with them that can read any of the codes you might happen to come across.
Or the train sequence itself.
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*except I think Bunny and Naney are the only gay guys here*
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis