i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
It's certainly a little more comforting to live in a time where a bad episode of something gets turned into fodder for a high quality fan animation making fun of it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So I finally managed to get my car over to my step-grandfather's house so he can replace my brake pads
Turns out he's going to have it for at least another day because, as I'd suspected, there was a leak in the brake line
Prison is a recruitment center for the army of crime. That is what it achieves. For 200 years everybody has been saying, “Prisons are failing; all they do is produce new criminals.” I would say on the other hand, “They are a success, since that is what has been asked of them.
My sister went on a date. This is not acceptable. She is not allowed to marry and have kids, because one of them might be like me, and that would be awful.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The DVD drive on this computer is so quiet
It's almost disconcerting; I'm used to DVD drives being all loud and making the whole computer vibrate; I keep wondering if it's broken or something
It's weird when "improved" technology actually bugs me
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My sister went on a date. This is not acceptable. She is not allowed to marry and have kids, because one of them might be like me, and that would be awful.
Centie please allow me to remind you that you are indeed allowed to be happy for the good things in your life, regardless of whether or not other people have them.
it won't turn on at all, and the little blue light that indicates that it's on stays on even when you remove the battery, which is, y'know, not supposed to happen.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Centie please allow me to remind you that you are indeed allowed to be happy for the good things in your life, regardless of whether or not other people have them.
*sigh* Oh, alright.
*gives Naney a 12-pack of Pepsi from CA Marketplace. CA Marketplace, for all your soda needs!*
it literally just occurred to me that it is already august and gay marriage has been legal in minnesota for almost two whole weeks
Ugh, gay marriage. I can't believe they allow that. Nobody should be allowed to get married, regardless of sexuality. Also, nobody should have sex outside of marriage, and illegitimate children are awful and should not be allowed to live (William the Conqueror ruined it for all the base).
Seriously, sometimes I just wanna spay and neuter the entire human race.
My sister went on a date. This is not acceptable. She is not allowed to marry and have kids, because one of them might be like me, and that would be awful.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
illegitimate children are awful and should not be allowed to live
illegitimate children are awful and should not be allowed to live
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME
You are a princess. Logically, your parents are the king and queen, who, logically, must have been married, or else you wouldn't really be a princess unless you were legitimized by royal decree, which would make you not-illegitimate.
it literally just occurred to me that it is already august and gay marriage has been legal in minnesota for almost two whole weeks
Ugh, gay marriage. I can't believe they allow that. Nobody should be allowed to get married, regardless of sexuality. Also, nobody should have sex outside of marriage, and illegitimate children are awful and should not be allowed to live (William the Conqueror ruined it for all the base).
Seriously, sometimes I just wanna spay and neuter the entire human race.
Hmmm.
So you are proposing that we terrible apes cease to exist entirely?
illegitimate children are awful and should not be allowed to live
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME
You are a princess. Logically, your parents are the king and queen, who, logically, must have been married, or else you wouldn't really be a princess unless you were legitimized by royal decree, which would make you not-illegitimate.
illegitimate children are awful and should not be allowed to live
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME
You are a princess. Logically, your parents are the king and queen, who, logically, must have been married, or else you wouldn't really be a princess unless you were legitimized by royal decree, which would make you not-illegitimate.
No, I'm not kidding. She's literally taken my clothes from me and won't allow me to pick what I want to wear.
All because of some orthodontist appointment where we both learned I haven't been brushing enough. She took that as a sign that my hygiene is poor, which for some reason means I can't choose my clothes?
1. I'll be a slob if I want to, dammit, that's my decision. 2. I'm *not* a slob.
it literally just occurred to me that it is already august and gay marriage has been legal in minnesota for almost two whole weeks
Ugh, gay marriage. I can't believe they allow that. Nobody should be allowed to get married, regardless of sexuality. Also, nobody should have sex outside of marriage, and illegitimate children are awful and should not be allowed to live (William the Conqueror ruined it for all the base).
Seriously, sometimes I just wanna spay and neuter the entire human race.
Hmmm.
So you are proposing that we terrible apes cease to exist entirely?
What if I demanded the same of crocodilians?
Not the same at all. We crocodilians are already being systematically exterminated as you humans kill all the healthy ones and the best of the breed. You'd be changing absolutely nothing; we crocodilians will be extinct in forty years anyways.
No, I'm not kidding. She's literally taken my clothes from me and won't allow me to pick what I want to wear.
All because of some orthodontist appointment where we both learned I haven't been brushing enough. She took that as a sign that my hygiene is poor, which for some reason means I can't choose my clothes?
1. I'll be a slob if I want to, dammit, that's my decision. 2. I'm *not* a slob.
In the interest of fairness, I will add that re: hygiene, sometimes I forget to use deoderant. And that's another reason for the recent debacle with the clothes.
In the interest of fairness, I will add that re: hygiene, sometimes I forget to use deoderant. And that's another reason for the recent debacle with the clothes.
Hygiene is not worth doing. You don't need to feel bad about being unhygienic.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Does anyone else ever find it helps, creatively, to think in terms of a different season than the one it currently is?
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
mwuahahahaaaa
it won't turn on at all, and the little blue light that indicates that it's on stays on even when you remove the battery, which is, y'know, not supposed to happen.
I hate everything.
the universe is taunting me.
?
Seriously, sometimes I just wanna spay and neuter the entire human race.
I now have to use the last of my grant money to get a new one.
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Just stay the heck away from Harold Godwinson.
All because of some orthodontist appointment where we both learned I haven't been brushing enough. She took that as a sign that my hygiene is poor, which for some reason means I can't choose my clothes?
1. I'll be a slob if I want to, dammit, that's my decision.
2. I'm *not* a slob.
But the pure water does not make the vitriol worth internalizing.
Yeah. I know.
Honestly though, this punishment is so bizzare and ultimately affect me so little that I'm not going to get too worked up about it.
But it's still dumb.
Although she usually just sends me in because apparently I'm the one with problems.
I wonder if I'm doing the same.
obvsly he and GB get out of it but still DUDE HOW
And what I realized is that this situation kind of sucks from an objective standpoint.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis