The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    punctuation is a rare luxury in these parts
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ...
  • the moral of this tale is that the topman sale rail is more like Super Random Price Roulette, also commas are for losers who suck.

    wait wait shit

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    , " ; . ' : ?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    .
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I can't be the only one who tries to save every single lemming.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I only enjoyed self-destructing them all, really.
  • edited 2013-08-17 21:23:01
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    An email from my school about the ongoing road work mentioned that one of our busiest crosswalks, an uncontrolled crosswalk across Cleveland Avenue, will soon have a traffic signal installed to make crossing safer.

    One thing is a bit confusing, though: they refer to it only as "a walk signal". I'm hoping they mean a traditional red/yellow/green traffic signal, and not a HAWK beacon. >_<
  • blazers are da bess

    hoodies are good too though

    also i got a sweet pair of sneakers recently, apparently my dad bought them and did not like them so now they are MINE
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pictured: David Bowie throws cookies up in the air
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Shrek 1, of course, is a national treasure, and you cannot speak against it.




    Of course. That's like speaking out against The Man From Snowy River or that Arthur episode that was a song collection with Having Fun Isn't Hard When You've Got A Library Card.
  • edited 2013-08-17 21:23:48

  • all of the shrek films are unwatchable
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I only enjoyed self-destructing them all, really.




    You utter sadist.

    Now, if you were killing the Sims, that'd be a different story.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Shrek 1, of course, is a national treasure, and you cannot speak against it.




    Of course. That's like speaking out against The Man From Snowy River or that Arthur episode that was a song collection with Having Fun Isn't Hard When You've Got A Library Card.
    And I was Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    all of the shrek films are unwatchable

    so it's not just me then
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    Shrek 1, of course, is a national treasure, and you cannot speak against it.




    Of course. That's like speaking out against The Man From Snowy River or that Arthur episode that was a song collection with Having Fun Isn't Hard When You've Got A Library Card.
    And I was Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll



    It was PURE ALLEGORY!
  • all of the shrek films are unwatchable

    so it's not just me then
    (*high five of cinema patricianhood*)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I feel really bad and I just want to drink, a lot, but I have to drive.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Ice cream. :)
  • i sat around watching Michael Haneke's HIDDEN (Caché) with a big ass table of wine and cheese and my flatmates

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    If not liking Shrek 1 is patrician, then I'm glad to be a pleb.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I've never seen any Shrek movies

    I remember my sister absolutely hated them
  • man i have not had good cheese in ages
  • man i have not had good cheese in ages

    relatable.
  • man i have not had good cheese in ages



    theres an aged leicestershire red on sale at the supermarket and it owns

    people say british cuisine is terrible, and it is, but we fucking know how to make cheese. we are best at cheese. i had cheese in a variety of places in europe and also in america and we are the best cheese country

  • TreTre
    edited 2013-08-17 21:38:08
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    Shrek 2 is why I like "Changes" by David Bowie

    And "Funkytown", though I could give equal credit to Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 for that
  • 'Suffragette City' is the best david bowie song, or possibly 'Ashes To Ashes'.
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-08-17 21:38:29
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    Ah, RRR 2

    I might have to try that one out again sometime, though I'll be damned if I played as a Rabbid
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Shoot the Bullet is unusual among Touhou games in a lot of ways. It is basically "Touhou boss fights: deleted scenes," all of them in bite-sized format; however, the Scenes in the game are extremely difficult and there is only one difficulty (Zun apparently warned fans that this game is only for hardcore fans). It's basically locked on Lunatic mode. Naturally, I am struggling to get through the levels. ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The nice thing I guess is that this game is not really a shooting game and there is not really an endurance aspect since the player may re-try any scene as many times as necessary, and it is not even required to beat them all.
  • The apparent correct pronunciation of Touhou makes me wonder when we're going to get a "Godzilla vs. Super Lunatic Flandre Scarlet" film

    or something like that, my knowledge of the Project is fairly limited
  • remember that horizontal shmup that was briefly popular solely because the creator said he hated Touhou.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Flandre is in her own "extra level" where the difficulty is locked on super-hard and can't be changed.. ^_^ She is the infamous "bonus boss" in Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Aliroz said:

    I can't be the only one who tries to save every single lemming.

    That action is doomed to failure. It's physically impossible to save every lemming in the series.
  • edited 2013-08-17 21:50:11
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    remember that horizontal shmup that was briefly popular solely because the creator said he hated Touhou.
    http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/troublewitches/troublewitches.htm ?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz said:

    I can't be the only one who tries to save every single lemming.

    That action is doomed to failure. It's physically impossible to save every lemming in the series.



    There is a way to save bombers by selecting them as they crouch down to explode. It takes split-second timing, but I've done it.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Blockers.
  • Miko said:

    remember that horizontal shmup that was briefly popular solely because the creator said he hated Touhou.
    http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/troublewitches/troublewitches.htm ?
    that'd be them.

    I'm no hardcore shmup player, but even I found the one game I played of that series overly easy. So idk.
  • Shrek is like the epitome of the Dreamworks canon in the aughts.

    Not perfect, but a good balance between funny and touching.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Build-A-Bear kin
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Shrek is okay
  • so E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy is currently free on Steam, so I'm gonna get it.

    I don't know much about it but I've heard it's weird and divisive so it's probably worth a look.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Feels only
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    E.Y.E's main issue is the translation, really. It would make more sense if it had a good translation. Well, a little more.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm no hardcore shmup player, but even I found the one game I played of that series overly easy. So idk.
    I think shooting games have a responsibility to annihilate every player, many times! :D Being shot at is just as important as shooting!
  • E.Y.E's main issue is the translation, really. It would make more sense if it had a good translation. Well, a little more.

    I'm honestly pretty sure my laptop's not even gonna be able to run it, but I might as well try.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The best strategy in Lemmings is to trap all but one Lemming between two blockers. The one other lemming will then go through the level, pummeling through walls and building stairs over obstacles and gaps. This one Lemming will have Climb and Umbrella so he can stay alive to make stairs up the slope for the others to land on.

    Sometimes you need two or three free lemmings, but that's usually enough.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The best Bowie songs are Moonage Daydream, Suffragette City, The Width of a Circle, Life on Mars?, and Changes.

    Meanwhile, Space Oddity is the most overrated.
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