The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Viani

  2012-02-09 01:50:23

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Hentai Avatars
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-09 01:50:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I mean the year 1984.
  
  Stuff happened that year. Things not more significant than those that happened in other years, but still unique to that one.
  
  Because time is that way.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-09 01:52:48

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I imagined Imi standing on a street corner pointing passers-by down an alley saying "Time is that way!"
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 01:53:36

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  THIS CALLS FOR SEXY FEMALE EINSTEIN
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-09 01:53:41 edited 2012-02-09 01:54:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  No, CA. You are time.
  
  ^wow, those are some smart boobs
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:01:51

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Morning
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:03:05

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Moar like MOURNING amirite

  
  

  Wait that's not fun

  
  

  GOOD MORROW, WHALE, HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE EVENIGHTNING?
• Haven

  2012-02-09 02:04:17

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  It turns out the thing I've been looking for all week has been literally right next to my bed the whole time.

  
  

  This makes me feel dumber than I usually do.

  
  

  Speaking of which, I wonder if Dark Yagami updated
• Haven

  2012-02-09 02:05:13

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  whoa, it did

  
  

  Epliog 2 SPIN THE BOTTLE AND DUDES DIE

  This sounds promising.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:05:54

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  WOAH, HER BOOBS EXPLODED

  
  

  I love 1000 ways to die. So much.
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:06:38

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  GOOD MORROW, WHALE, HOW ARE YOU ON THIS FINE EVENIGHTNING?
  
  

  EVENINGNIGHT?
  
  ITS  5 PAST BLOODY 7 AM LOVE
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:07:31 edited 2012-02-09 02:08:00

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Please bitch, it is seven past eleven. Gurl you cray. So so cray. You and your silly Englandese timezones.
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-09 02:07:35

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *makes mental note that Whale is 5 hours ahead of me*
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-09 02:08:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I already noted that some time ago.
  
  GOOD FOR ME
  
• Haven

  2012-02-09 02:08:33

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *makes a mental PONY that he hasn't ponied at CA that much lately*
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:09:11 edited 2012-02-09 02:09:31

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  *makes mental note that CA is 1 hour ahead of me*

  
  

  *makes mental note to shoot Haven*

  
  

  *shoots Haven*
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-09 02:09:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *makes mental note to go to bed soon*
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-09 02:10:47

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Who is the official pony of the Trash Heap, anyways?
  
• Haven

  2012-02-09 02:11:12

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *makes mental note not to die*

  
  

  *forgets it, though*

  
  

  
  

  Who is the official pony of the Trash Heap, anyways?
  

  You!
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:12:02 edited 2012-02-09 02:12:17

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  *makes mental note to set Imi's bed on fire*

  
  

  *makes mental note to stop making mental notes*
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-09 02:12:15 edited 2012-02-09 02:12:43

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I'm still up despite needing to be into work by 10 AM. WHY?

  
  

  Because I just had to find the the "Karkat-vision" picture where he imagines Kanaya saying "Hey Rose Fuck My Hot Butt Ok" :P

  
  

  That and I was catching up on a day or two's backlog of posts here. 

  
  

  NOW I can finally go to bed, though. Good night!
• Haven

  2012-02-09 02:15:36

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  blood explossomed out like a rainbow if all the colours except red were stolen by an evil leprechorn and instead of a pot of gold he had a pot of dead sparrows but they weren't dead they were zombies and they terrorised ireland.

  
  

  Bless this fic.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:17:08

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  LINK. NOW.
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-09 02:18:03

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
  
• Haven

  2012-02-09 02:19:35

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light_and_Dark_The_Adventures_of_Dark_Yagami

  
  

  No wait, what CA said
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:20:41

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  >Death Note

  
  

  Well great, now I don't know whether to read this or print it out then piss on and subsequently burn it. Decisions, decisions...
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:22:16

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  
  Please bitch, it is seven past eleven. Gurl you cray. So so cray. You and your silly Englandese timezones.
  
  

  British, Portuguese,Benin, Burkina Faso, Cape Verde, Ivory Coast, Gambian, Ghana, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau and a bunch of other counties  time zone bitch!
  
  Why you so crazy Gurl!?
  

  
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-09 02:22:42 edited 2012-02-09 02:22:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ^^ Why not do both? :D
  
• Haven

  2012-02-09 02:25:22

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Reading this is pretty much equivalent to pissing on and burning Death Note, anyway.
  

  He found a death note and ryuk was in it and blah blah you saw this already. But then things changed! I WILL WRITE MORE TOMORROW

  IT IS TOMORROW AND I AM WRITNG MORE SO HERE GOES NOTHING!

  One day Light woke up and did hid stretches and had a shower and wiped butter on his abs to make them shiny and make it look like he had abs and got dressed and went to kira some evil guys... BUT IT WAS GONE!

  "WHERE THE FRIGGING DIG IS MY DEATH NOTE?" he swore and Lights Mom came in and told him off for swearing and gave him a slapped ass on the ass.

  A misteryous laughter rifled through the window like lemonade fizzling into the iceberg hole of the titanic.

  "I have taken your death note" the voice said "I will return it when my evil deeds are done... OR NOT?"

  "Ok!" light said and he got his gamecube out and played sonic cos it was the past but that evil voice... sounded Japanish he fort as he made sonic do a loop.
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:25:25 edited 2012-02-09 02:26:07

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^^Because it's in my contract, st00pid. :3

  
  

  -starts eating a clown-

  
  

  ^^CAPITAL IDEA

  
  

  ^Welp, that settles it, I'm reading it.

  
  

  Then pissing and subsequently burning it.
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:26:38

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  vM has a contract to be crazy?
  
  Where do I get this?
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:27:26

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  YOU GET IT UP YOUR MOTHER'S BUTT, DICKNOSE

  
  

  -nukes Italy-
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:29:29

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Nuking Italy would be a terrible thing
  
  -Nukes vM and has sex with her corpse-
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-09 02:31:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  vM has a contract to be crazy?
  

  Of course she does! Why else would somebody keep coming back to various incarnations of the Trash Heap for the better part of 2 years?
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:32:55

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -corpses all over Whale's face-

  
  

  OH WEI-RU-SAMA, GIVE ME YOUR AQUATIC GIANT JUICE

  
  

  RUB IT ONTO MY CORPSY STATE OF BEING
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:33:51

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Shh vM!
  
  You would totes be all over me if I was trans!
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-09 02:36:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Dreams never last long enough.
  
  Stupid reality.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:36:41 edited 2012-02-09 02:36:51

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  ^^Only if you were hot. I don't do ugly.

  
  

  ^Tell me about it.
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:37:04

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Damm, foiled again
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:38:30

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  -wraps Whale in foil and ships him to Japan just because-
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:38:45

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  -pouts-
• Misery

  2012-02-09 02:40:30

  The sadness will last forever.

  LULZ
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:41:45

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  I'll lulz your lulz you fucking lulzmonster.

  
  

  -does so-
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-09 02:42:01

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  I TOTALLY WASNT FLIRTING WITH VM AT ALL NO SIREE BOB
  
• Viani

  2012-02-09 02:42:30

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  A KATAWA SHOUJO FIGHTING GAME WOULD BE SO COOL
  
• Misery

  2012-02-09 02:42:53

  The sadness will last forever.

  LULZ.
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:42:58 edited 2012-02-09 02:43:48

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  Wait I'm bob

  
  

  HAHA, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WAS NOW CUT HIS BALLS OF DRACO

  
  

  DO IT

  
  

  do it

  
  

  dO iT

  
  

  dO It

  
  

  ^^I'd pick Nomiya ever single time.
• Anonus

  2012-02-09 02:43:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  what's going on here
  
• Misery

  2012-02-09 02:44:08

  The sadness will last forever.

  WHAT THE FUCK
  
• Manly McMacho

  2012-02-09 02:44:19

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  you

  
  

  -welds Anonus to the wall-