Background: Yesterday, we got into another huge fight, because she when she got home I was asleep and didn't want to go out. She ended up chucking my Xbox on the ground, reasoning it was equivalent to me slamming my door a few times and throwing my 99 cent phone on a table.
I'm not the biggest fan of Microsoft either, but, uh, yeah, I kind of have a right to be pissed off when my mother breaks an expensive piece of technology.
More specifically, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Bad horse's evil plan was to rule the world and turn every single human being into a horse. When this failed, he settled for the smaller and more manageable ponies. Then, he chose a few specific people from the Evil League of Evil as 'special experiments." He turned the two highest in his favor into Luna and Celestia, while he turned the lowest into Discord. After a long series of genetic mutations, the normal ponies mutated into the pastel unicorns, pegasi, and alicorns we all know and love.
Agreed, though, I don't think it was that big of a deal.
It wasn't.
But honestly, I am not sure that I want to associate in any way, shape or form with someone that does not read books at all and is not functionally illiterate.
But honestly, I am not sure that I want to associate in any way, shape or form with someone that does not read books at all and is not functionally illiterate.
oh my god why is everyone in this house so FUCKING LOUD. Nothing is ever said, it's screamed between floors. You can't knock on a door, you have to pound on it until you've got splinters in your fists, and no one can listen to anything at a reasonable volume, you have to watch your disney sitcoms at Vol. 40.
Maybe pants should be worn by, like, mechanics or people who need to not trip and who need to be able to move quickly; and long-skirts should be worn by people who want to feel all comfortable.
oh my god why is everyone in this house so FUCKING LOUD. Nothing is ever said, it's screamed between floors. You can't knock on a door, you have to pound on it until you've got splinters in your fists, and no one can listen to anything at a reasonable volume, you have to watch your disney sitcoms at Vol. 40.
Oh, my sister is watching JESSIE at volume 40.
However, people in my house don't talk loudly. We knock on doors and value the quiet. My cousins, however, are always over playing video games and screaming.
But honestly, I am not sure that I want to associate in any way, shape or form with someone that does not read books at all and is not functionally illiterate.
I guess I can see where you're coming from.
I only bring that up because the concept made me legitimately annoyed, and the fact that people had decided to dwell on it at any length, let alone bring up a number of people who I would really rather not talk about in general, made me even more uncomfortable.
But let's not continue this. I am actually getting kind of upset.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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and nothing of value was lost
I'm not the biggest fan of Microsoft either, but, uh, yeah, I kind of have a right to be pissed off when my mother breaks an expensive piece of technology.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
This is true.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
More specifically, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
Bad horse's evil plan was to rule the world and turn every single human
being into a horse. When this failed, he settled for the smaller and
more manageable ponies. Then, he chose a few specific people from the
Evil League of Evil as 'special experiments." He turned the two highest
in his favor into Luna and Celestia, while he turned the lowest into
Discord. After a long series of genetic mutations, the normal ponies
mutated into the pastel unicorns, pegasi, and alicorns we all know and
love.
I'LL WEAR ONE WITH RUFFLES AND LONG SLEEVES.
Seriously, dresses are comfy. Why doesn't everyone wear them all the time?
Maybe pants should be worn by, like, mechanics or people who need to not trip and who need to be able to move quickly; and long-skirts should be worn by people who want to feel all comfortable.
However, people in my house don't talk loudly. We knock on doors and value the quiet. My cousins, however, are always over playing video games and screaming.