The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    Aliroz said:

    Miko said:

    Super Columbine Massacre RPG

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    That's an actual game, btw.

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  • edited 2013-08-06 17:14:36
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Mushihime-sama Futari Ultra Mode is probably the single most difficult shmup challenge of all time, worse than anything else. :)
  • The sadness will last forever.
    lol jump scares
  • The sadness will last forever.
    the hardest game ever is life because you can't win
  • The sadness will last forever.
    vera farmiga
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • edited 2013-08-06 17:25:05
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    the hardest game ever is life because you can't win
    :o
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Yes you can you just have to have a lot of benis in vagina.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Someday, Counterclock and I will fight to the death or something.

    And one of us will say "I never liked you, anyway".

    And the other one will say "Feeling's mutual, punk".
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Aliroz said:

    Someday, Counterclock and I will fight to the death or something.

    And one of us will say "I never liked you, anyway".

    And the other one will say "Feeling's mutual, punk".

    Well duh, why else would you be fighting?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)


    Aliroz said:

    Someday, Counterclock and I will fight to the death or something.

    And one of us will say "I never liked you, anyway".

    And the other one will say "Feeling's mutual, punk".

    Well duh, why else would you be fighting?
    To spare the Heap the horrors of my imagination.  As revenge for Counterclock pretending to be mad at me that one time.  To spare the Heap the terror of having to put up with both Counterclock and Aliroz?
  • edited 2013-08-06 17:53:05
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Yes you can you just have to have a lot of benis in vagina.
    What about in the butt, or the mouth? :o
  • edited 2013-08-06 17:57:14
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I miss Gentleman Orcus.  I liked talking to him.  Wishing him well, wherever he is.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Also, re: TGWTG:


    It feels pathetic to admit it, but oftentimes I find myself watching it more as filler than anything else. Like, I need some way to entertain myself when I'm awake for 20 hours straight and all my friends are in bed, so why not pick some series that has a new video every week and sit and watch that?

    There are probably better uses of my time...
    ...I will confess that I actually re-watch episodes of the series on Blip that don't disappoint or bore me for exactly that purpose.

    Which is still a better use of one's time than watching harem anime.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I already have a long list of anime that I need to either finish or start... and given what I just said, I am unsure how facetious you are being. Because with the possible exception of Bakemonogatari (because it is bizarre), I take that position very seriously...
  • I don't think Yuyushiki is a harem anime.  I think it's mostly just a collection of animated loops.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I enjoyed Shuffle!, and have heard good things about Mahoromatic, Tenchi Muyo!, and a few others. I also liked reading about School Days for the endings, those are vaguely interesting (the ending of the anime was interesting enough too). 
  • I already have a long list of anime that I need to either finish or start... and given what I just said, I am unsure how facetious you are being. Because with the possible exception of Bakemonogatari (because it is bizarre), I take that position very seriously...
    that was not really directed at anyone in particular, I just felt like saying it.

    Yuyushiki is more of a comedy anyway.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    I already have a long list of anime that I need to either finish or start... and given what I just said, I am unsure how facetious you are being. Because with the possible exception of Bakemonogatari (because it is bizarre), I take that position very seriously...

    If you haven't seen Full Metal Alchemist, you really should.  Same goes for Cowboy Bebop and, if you can stomach gut-punches, Monster (the only anime where the pacing is so bad, you only need to watch every other episode).
  • edited 2013-08-06 18:38:08
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Monster is a slow anime, but I don't think that makes it badly paced. It develops slowly and lets characters be introduced bit by bit, instead of unloading everything on you, which isn't bad in and of itself. Although it does take a fair bit (around four to six episodes depending on your perspective) to "build" up.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I didn't think that Yuyushiki was a harem show, but it was an odd time to suggest it.

    I am freely willing to admit that there are exceptions to the rule. The problem is that more often than not, harem anime is built on a lot of tropes that I find dumb or offensive when played straight or left unexamined. The same kind of goes for reverse harem shows, but they are a bit different in several ways...
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    I already have a long list of anime that I need to either finish or start... and given what I just said, I am unsure how facetious you are being. Because with the possible exception of Bakemonogatari (because it is bizarre), I take that position very seriously...

    If you haven't seen Full Metal Alchemist, you really should.  Same goes for Cowboy Bebop and, if you can stomach gut-punches, Monster (the only anime where the pacing is so bad, you only need to watch every other episode).
    I have seen all of the first two and one-third of the last one (which I think had excellent pacing). All are great and I would recommend them to anyone with a strong interest in getting into anime... and a lot of time on their hands, in that last case.
  • edited 2013-08-06 18:41:11
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Crystal said:

    Monster is a slow anime, but I don't think that makes it badly paced. It develops slowly and lets characters be introduced bit by bit, instead of unloading everything on you, which isn't bad in and of itself. Although it does take a fair bit (around four to six episodes depending on your perspective) to "build" up.

    Not so much slow-paced as "not-dense".  You can get the story just by watching only the odd episodes; the story is thinly spread, but that doesn't make it slow.

    I love Monster's pacing, but I don't think that bad writing is a bad thing or that bad pacing is a bad thing.
  • edited 2013-08-06 18:41:37
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Totally agree on both comments, Sredni Vashtar. I'm not defending the slew of horrible harem anime, but a few have interested me, is all. The other two are on my list.

    I don't understand the "not-dense" part, admittedly. 
  • edited 2013-08-06 18:44:16
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Monster, to me, feels like a seventeen-episode anime stretched into 72 episodes; of all the significant scenes carefully edited together, you could make a very tight seventeen-episode anime with no time to stop and breathe.  There's a lot of time to breathe in Monster.

    That is a very good thing.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    But that would only be telling one very small part of the plot, wouldn't it? The story, to be seen as a whole, requires the full picture, which is much bigger than what a mere seventeen episodes could encompass.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Depends on how long the episodes are.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i'm grounding all of you for ∞ years
  • edited 2013-08-06 18:56:05
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Norman Bates said:i'm grounding all of you for ∞ years

    Too bad I can flyyyyyyy
    yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I see what you're getting at, I think. I'll have to consider it when I next watch it.
  • edited 2013-08-06 19:12:00
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I tried to watch Berserk once, and could only take fifteen seconds.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    jesus fudge this is too hard and not for humans. I want to punch Touhou in the face. SCREW YOU, TOUHOU. I do not have the superhuman psychic abilities required to win Lunatic mode. I am frustrated. PSHHHHEWWWWWWWWWWW DEATH NOISE HAHAHAHAHAHA THERE GO THE LAST 15 MINUTES, PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    godddddddd why is this considered okay? This is not okay. There should not be difficulty modes that are like this. This is not even the kind of thing that human beings can overcome with enough practice this is just... a thing that tests how long a person can torture their self before they quit.
  • edited 2013-08-06 19:22:58
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Miko said:

    jesus fudge this is too hard and not for humans. I want to punch Touhou in the face. SCREW YOU, TOUHOU. I do not have the superhuman psychic abilities required to win Lunatic mode. I am frustrated. PSHHHHEWWWWWWWWWWW DEATH NOISE HAHAHAHAHAHA THERE GO THE LAST 15 MINUTES, PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D

    I'mma say this once, so listen.  Stop.  Playing.  This.  Game.

    The way it's making you feel, with ALLCAPS and violent urges (face-punching a game) and 13 exclamation points; it not healthy at all.  You're feeling that it's torture.  Stop hurting yourself.

    Play something else, like Star Wars: Pit Droids; or Star Wars: Droidworks; or ReVolt.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    hmm ok :) I quitted sooner than usual anyway. In the past I would play for 4 hours at a time but I only played for like 30 minutes.
  • edited 2013-08-06 19:57:29
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    "Failed TAS." lol I didn't know a failed TAS was possible. It reinforces my belief that Ultra patches add to what is already almost impossible, making it truly impossible.

    edit: but it doesn't even fail? o_o The player does die several times anyway...

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Imagine how much more frustrating Touhou must be as the guy shooting out all the bullets.  Imagine shooting out thousands of bullets and not hitting your target once.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Sometimes, I wonder about that. :3
  • edited 2013-08-06 19:57:28
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anyways, I love the song in this video.
    www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4bsoTvdGrMQ

    EDIT: Wait, how do I embed videos?
  • godddddddd why is this considered okay? This is not okay. There should not be difficulty modes that are like this. This is not even the kind of thing that human beings can overcome with enough practice this is just... a thing that tests how long a person can torture their self before they quit.


    did you mean playing
    Isaac as Samson.
  • so why does our quote system just not work at all now?
  • edited 2013-08-06 19:59:10
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^^ You type "www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4bsoTvdGrMQ" but then you get rid of "
    feature=player_embedded&"
  • Aliroz said:

    Imagine how much more frustrating Touhou must be as the guy shooting out all the bullets.  Imagine shooting out thousands of bullets and not hitting your target once.

    that's actually a pretty cool idea for a game when you think about it
  • Miko said:

    ^^^ You type "www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4bsoTvdGrMQ" but then you get rid of "
    feature=player_embedded&"

    also add "http://"
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Scoring in Touhou's "Normal" mode is lots of fun and challenging but reasonable.
  • isaac is much more fun if you turn the music off and play lounge music or some mellow trip-hop imo
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Should I play Binding of Isaac? It seems Zelda-esque and I was a big fan of Zelda when I was younger.
  • isaac is much more fun if you turn the music off and play lounge music or some mellow trip-hop imo

    I don't care for Danny B's compositions tbh.
    Miko said:

    Should I play Binding of Isaac? It seems Zelda-esque and I was a big fan of Zelda when I was younger.

    It's only mildly Zelda-esque but you should play it anyway.
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