You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know sometimes (like right now) I have to resist the urge to rip all my little ponies out of their packages and play with them.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Because Mother thinks I wanted them to "collect" and I'm too embarrassed to say that I wanted them to play with, more or less.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Ok, yeah, that too. Beyond taking them out and holding them I wouldn't know what to do with them so then I'd have taken them out of their packages and messed up their manes for nothing.
Some nights, I stare at my ceiling, and think about blowing my brains out with a shotgun. I am really not ready to live in this puzzle land.
The shotgun tells me "Hey bro, whatcha oughta be doing is playing Crisis Core. You can't play Crisis Core with no face or brain, I tell ya what."
The shotgun sounded like the crows from that one racist Disney movie. I like those racist crows. So the shotgun convinced me not to kill myself that night.
Some nights though, it would creep into my bed. "Catherine?" it said.
"Yes Shotgun?" I asked it.
"Can I keep you?"
And it kept me. Because it was my Shotgun, that I could never live without. This is my shotgun.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...If Roxy Lalonde is always so drunk that she makes constant typos, how the fuck did she manage to write a working ~ATH program?
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☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
Some nights, I stare at my ceiling, and think about blowing my brains out with a shotgun. I am really not ready to live in this puzzle land.
The shotgun tells me "Hey bro, whatcha oughta be doing is playing Crisis Core. You can't play Crisis Core with no face or brain, I tell ya what."
The shotgun sounded like the crows from that one racist Disney movie. I like those racist crows. So the shotgun convinced me not to kill myself that night.
Some nights though, it would creep into my bed. "Catherine?" it said.
"Yes Shotgun?" I asked it.
"Can I keep you?"
And it kept me. Because it was my Shotgun, that I could never live without. This is my shotgun.
☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
I should really go to bed.
I am watching the Troper Tales videos
We have a right to know.
I realized this at some point, and then pretty much stopped playing games as a result. Although not entirely.
not for MASCULINE MEN like me
...that doesn't really work.