The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    inside the outhouse that's outside the in-house
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    fries made of potatos
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    poop

    ORT ORT ORT
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    never forgive never forget
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    bad dreeeeeem
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    therapy
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    munch munch munch munch
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    no don't stick that there
  • Kexruct said:

    My mother is inexplicably dumbfounded by the idea of a con focusing on more than one thing. I mentioned interest in going to a nearby con and she asked what it was for, to which I responded it was for pretty much anything, but she simply couldn't wrap her head around the concept.

    Does she think the idea is a bit too unconventional?

    No, she literally doesn't understand the idea.
  • For some reason I can't log in to HH on my phone.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I tripped the spam filter with my social skills.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    oh boy time to tell my mommy a new thing that happened

    who gets blame this time will it be me (75%) or the person most closely involved (25%)

    how long will the rant be and how quickly can I escape it
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    everything is my fault
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    mikobitch
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wish I drank all your beer when I still had the chance
  • edited 2013-07-27 14:47:30
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    omg this game I made is hilarious; I wish I could video capture it. The music loop I made is terrible and like 6 seconds, and a 5-second drawing of a smiley face must gobble up cherries to get continually larger, until he is so large that he cannot move anymore within the screen. XD
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    fuck you amazon fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuuuuucckkkkyoouuuuuu
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cow baby
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i need clamism cuz something something
  • The sadness will last forever.
    clamism
  • The sadness will last forever.
    SRA
  • Miko said:

    omg this game I made is hilarious; I wish I could video capture it. The music loop I made is terrible and like 6 seconds, and a 5-second drawing of a smiley face must gobble up cherries to get continually larger, until he is so large that he cannot move anymore within the screen. XD

    download link tbh
  • Download Link to the Past.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    poooffff
  • The sadness will last forever.
    downloading the planet
  • im hungry

    Eat the dead souls of people.
  • edited 2013-07-27 15:48:34
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://www.sendspace.com/file/7mekqn

    Sorry that this is ghetto-tastical. After extracting, the five files inside this folder probably have to each go into the Python33 directory, if you have Python, and then you have to open and launch spritesAndSounds with Run > Run Module in the window. Personally, I think it is not worth the trouble. ^_^
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    aaaaa lunatic mode

    Okay I am not going to use Reimu anymore. I am going to use Sakuya, because she gets the most bombs and in addition to being able to shoot all over the screen, she can *AIM AT BOSSES* (oh my god really? yes!). If only her death-bomb window were not so incredibly EoSD-sized-tiny...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I hate lunatic mode and it isn't fun but I can actually beat hard mode.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    bluh bluh bluh ur not allowed to eat my food today because you didn't cut my grass today miko
  • edited 2013-07-27 17:05:01
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    you don't do enough miko, you don't really love your dog miko, all you do is play video games 100% of the time
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Mother, both of your children lie to you all the time and hide from you all day and avoid you as much as possible. This is not a coincidence.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Winston and Julia
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I confess

    Sometimes I'm tempted to look up Madoka spoilers

    Like, I want to know the rest of the story, but I don't know if I have the patience to sit through the rest of the series

    I feel like I have enough on my plate as it is
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Do it when you have free time! :D

    *noms on CA's hair*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Eww, get that out of your mouth, you have no idea where it's been!

    seriously i have not washed my hair in like a week but don't tell anyone

    Also my external hard drive finally came, so I'm in the process of making backups of all my stuff. Yay!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    cool :D
  • Miko said:

    Mother, both of your children lie to you all the time and hide from you all day and avoid you as much as possible. This is not a coincidence.


    I know that feel. *hugs*
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Dogola é o cão mais popular e carismático das imageboards anônimas do Brasil, o mascote nacional. Hoje ele já atinge até fóruns da Rússia. Poderia ser até considerado um dos maiores memes nacionais, se algum imageboard do Brasil fosse capaz de criar memes.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Nascido em 2009 no 55chan, esse cachorro teve um aumento de popularidade inacreditável, ele apareceu pela primeira vez (com o nome ainda não finalizado, "Dog.jpg") e em poucos dias ele já havia ganhado e dominado todo o chan. Ao perceber isso, moderadores começaram a combatê-lo, banindo seus seguidores, mas não foi o suficiente, surgiram rebeliões por todas as partes, com elas, o aparecimento de batalhas dogoláticas, moderadores baniam com bans à queima-roupa, nada disso adiantou e ele reinou. Odiadores chamavam seus seguidores de câncer, foi um fenômeno semelhante ao fenômeno Boxxy, a internet recebia seu novo e popular meme.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugged*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am building a simple shmup-game from the ground up using parts from sample programs, yes. :) Also I will make all the graphics and sound myself; it will be easy. Already it is a little overwhelming but I will do the basic things first and then do things like add enemies and animation frames and a title screen. Also I need to actually lay out a consistent design for game mechanics, since it is about time to do this.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    y'all peeps be quieeeeet dang
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think nightcore really is just "music sped up + anime." :p
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Me and Touhou lunatic is a love/hate thing. :) I need to be challeeeeeeeenged. :O
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    You know what sounds like fun? Giving the King of the United Kingdom a blowjob.

    It's a shame he doesn't exist.

    you wanna give blowjobs to people other than me, huh?
  • Later, at home, Kayla decides to share a myth from her generic First Nations tribe. My primary consultant, Google, tells me that, based on the names that come up in the story she tells, it’s probably supposed to be an Innu legend. However, the makers of Wolverine lack my close personal relationship with search engines, so they never get further than “my people,” which is shorthand for “someone didn’t want to do any research.” I suppose it’s also possible that Kayla is faking her First Nations affiliation and just making shit up, which would make sense in light of later events, but given how little thought seems to have gone into this, that might be overgenerous.

    This is my favorite part of the movie, because in addition to underlining the fact that no one involved in this film did any due diligence by way of researching First Nations, it makes it really obvious that no one involved in the making of a movie called Wolverine has any idea what a wolverine actually is.

    So, Kayla tells Logan this flowery myth about how the moon and Kuekuatsheu—Wolverine—were lovers, and the Trickster lured Wolverine out of the spirit world, which trapped him on earth, and that’s why wolverines howl at the moon.

    For those of you playing along at home, let’s unpack this real quick:

    First of all, in Innu myths, the moon, or the closest thing to a personification of the moon, is male. Second, Wolverine/Kuekuatsheu is an actual figure from Innu myth, but he himself is a trickster god. He’s generally pretty silly, and kind of a dick, and never, ever a romantic hero. So, team Wolverine appropriated the hell out of a mythic figure to drop into a convenient hole in their plot—but that’s not the most amazing part of this whole glorious train wreck.

    Because it’s pretty clear, from the myth and the number of times the movie is now going to hark back to it, that everyone involved in the making of this movie genuinely believes that wolverines are wolves.

    Do you know what wolverines are? Hint: They aren’t wolves. They aren’t even canids: they’re the largest member of the weasel family. They are scrappy little bastards, they smell terrible, and they look like very large, stocky ferrets. They do not howl, at the moon or otherwise.

    Congratulations! You now know more about wolverines than anyone involved in the making of X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    I'm watching videos of South Park's Japanese dub. It's pretty good actually, especially Cartman, they got him perfectly
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