speaking of humor when me and mom were out for a walk a bit ago (*she picked up some seriously stylin earrings while we were out*) she ran into a spiky plant and she was all like "agh i've hit a sharp shrubbery" and i was like
no
you were ambushed
i'm a very funny guy yes
Luckily I wasn't there, or I would join in and weed've made everyone groan.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well, I think I'm finally awake-for-real
I had a dream about a bizarre civil engineering problem
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...That's all? It seems like longer than that, somehow.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Python highlights the contents of parentheses that just finished in gray and now I understand why. It is to keep me from making parentheses mistakes. :)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've been a fan of Calvin and Hobbes for 17 years!
...why are we listing how long we've been fans of stuff...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am the very model of a modern Central Avenue
I've got my princess magic and my hip girl-power attitude
I waste my time on Google Maps with longitude and latitude
A YOUNG MALE HOMO SAPIEN IS TRAPPED IN HIS ROOM. THE PREMISE IS UNINTERESTING, AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SUCKS. HENCE THE TITLE, WHICH IS A PORT MANTEAU. CONSISTING OF TWO THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE WORDS.
THE MALE IS NOT VERY SMART. THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT A HUMAN BIRTHDAY. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME YET? AND MORE STUPID THINGS ALONG THOSE LINES.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
With highways and road transit my name's long become synonymous
I visit grocery stores with my companion named Anonymous
My friends are really awesome and I give them all my gratitude
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I am at McDonald's
eaten french frahs
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
But I already linked to the best song ever, the beautiful She is my Wife.
This one is good too
I am home from MacDougal's.
How is everynyan.
I've been an Ed Edd N Eddy fan since....'99, I guess.
so for thirteen years.
I've never been a homestuck fan.
because......
*leans over, whispers in your ear*
homosuck........... is shit.........
*walks away whistling the whaler tune"
nothing personel, kid
ah yes Pokemon too.
some of my fondest gradeschool memories are of playing Pokemon with friends.
Also, hello peeps, peeps, peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.
Peps, Pepsi, coke~cane.
Drugs, people are drugs, people eat drugs and you are what you eat, so people are druwg.
Curse me and my lack of seniority
playing BOI and Cain is basically a shmup character right now. Massive firepower but will still die in one hit.