So, yeah, I'll never be respected like Richard Dawkins or Eliezer Yudkowsky or the Something Awful goons or snarky people.
But I have a hat better than any of them.
Also, none of them can digest iron, 'cause they're all pansies with weak useless limp human pathetic excuses for stomachs that make me want to roll on the floor laughing.
So, yeah, I'll never be respected like Richard Dawkins or Eliezer Yudkowsky or the Something Awful goons or snarky people.
But I have a hat better than any of them.
Also, none of them can digest iron, 'cause they're all pansies with weak useless limp human pathetic excuses for stomachs that make me want to roll on the floor laughing.
I'm sure a lot of Dawkins and Yudkowsky fans pride themselves on their hats.
I've learned not to really care about that the opinions of that kind of person. Snide remarks and cutting wit isn't a substitute for genuine wisdom.
I wish I could tell my younger self that, before my younger self took deathpigeon's (the epitome of the kind of smart person I described) word as gospel.
But none of you will see them because you're all banned.
And I'll post pictures of myself and reveal my gender and real name; and I'll have the long-lost ending to Coleridge's Xanadu posted up there and none of you can see any of it.
The people I allow will be allowed to say anything they want so long as there's no swearing and no praise for almond ice cream. And no praising the nudists, either.
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But I have a hat better than any of them.
Also, none of them can digest iron, 'cause they're all pansies with weak useless limp human pathetic excuses for stomachs that make me want to roll on the floor laughing.
However, they cannot digest iron like you can.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I wish I could tell my younger self that, before my younger self took deathpigeon's (the epitome of the kind of smart person I described) word as gospel.
deathpigeon
Especially the nice people.
I won't ban your hat, but I'll ban you.
Also, no people who have the letters "e" or "n" or "d" in his or her username.
And I'll allow people who nobody wants to be allowed, and ban the good people and keep the jerks, and there's nothing any of you can do about it.
But none of you will see them because you're all banned.
And I'll post pictures of myself and reveal my gender and real name; and I'll have the long-lost ending to Coleridge's Xanadu posted up there and none of you can see any of it.
The people I allow will be allowed to say anything they want so long as there's no swearing and no praise for almond ice cream.
And no praising the nudists, either.
go talk about touhou.
that'll speed things up.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead