The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    Ah, the taste of apple cider vinegar. I want to barf now.
  • According to my calculations, if I stay up any later I won't go to bed until like 4 am. Let's see if I can avert this fate.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Equestria Manual on Unicorn Traffic Control Devices
  • The sadness will last forever.
    You can never have too many avatars!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just noticed something odd about this sign.

    Originally it had a yellow "EXIT ONLY" panel--you can still see the corners of it peeking out. When this road was reconfigured so that lane was no longer dropped, the panel was patched over in green, leaving some blank space at the bottom of the sign.

    So now, for the construction, instead of just uncovering the original "EXIT ONLY" panel, they patched a new one over the green patch! Idiots.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    You tell 'em, Centie!
  • It would be like if your pants slipped off when you were tying up the
    cow's leg to prevent it from kicking the milk bucket and your wife
    walked in. Well guess who knows for a fact what happend?
    That's an...interesting analogy.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I imagine Anonus is asleep.

    I'm wondering if I should follow suit or wait and see if he comes back.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm back.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I wish I asleep now.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Jesus Christ, I'm so depressed...better go to bed now.
  • edited 2012-02-06 03:27:18
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^^ Too late. I'm already asleep.

    ^ Good night. Hope you feel better.
  • edited 2012-02-06 03:44:34

    Abbie and Beryl are the managing directors of Pharmotics Ltd, a small firm specialising in testing new pharmaceuticals on animals. A month ago Abbie received an anonymous letter threatening to kill her if she did not stop experimenting on animals. This letter caused Abbie to become so worried that she has been unable to return to work since. Around the same time, Beryl started receiving silent phone calls on her landline at home – sometimes as many as 5 or 6 a night. As a result, she has started to suffer from panic attacks and rarely leaves her house. George, her secretary, decides to take her some flowers. When Beryl doesn’t answer the front door, he goes round the back to check that she is ok. Beryl is hiding in her kitchen. When George’s back is turned she runs out of the backdoor and knocks him unconscious. She locks him in her garden shed. A couple of hours later she goes to let him out and finds that he is still unconscious. She leaves him in the shed with the door open and goes back into her house.

    Some weeks later, a bomb was placed on Pharmotics’ premises. When Charlie, a technician working for Pharmotics, found the bomb its timer indicated that it would explode in 20 seconds. Acting quickly, Charlie threw the bomb out of the open door onto the street outside. It exploded near to Dave and Ellie who were on the street outside. Both Dave and Ellie are seriously injured.

    Ellie, who is eight months pregnant, is taken to hospital. The hospital surgeon, Dr Fred advises Ellie that she requires immediate surgery to remove a fragment of the bomb from her leg. She refuses – believing the general anaesthetic will harm her unborn child. After she falls unconscious (due to loss of blood), Dr Fred operates and successfully removes the fragment of bomb.

    It transpires that Dave, a self-made millionaire, was the person responsible for sending Abbie threatening letter, the silent phone calls to Beryl and planting the bomb. He was standing outside the laboratories so that he could watch the explosion.

    Man, our sample questions for tort got fucking hardcore all of a sudden.

    (Edited to remove excess whitespace --CentralAvenue)

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Upon re-reading that, I notice that George is the only character introduced out of Alphabetical order.

    So obviously George is behind the whole thing. Encyclopedia Brown logic!
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Who'd have thought that Eli Manning would be the best Manning?
  • Thank you for removing the excessive whitespace. How exactly did you do that?

    -shakes fist- GEOOOOOOOOOOORGE! That bastard.

    I like how Beryl's so suspicious of her own secretary that her immediate reaction is to hide until she can punch him out.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I think you have to use the HTML button (white piece of paper with a folded upper-right corner and <>).
  • I bet Dave has a huge mustache that he twirls evilly while being tended to by his harem of slave girls.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just copy-pasted it into Notepad, removed the linebreaks, then copypasted it back as plain text.

    Sometimes when you copypaste from certain sources (was that from a Word or PDF file?) Vanilla adds junk HTML it's hard to get rid of.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    There's a "paste as text" button (clipboard with a blueish piece of paper with a folded upper-right corner with a "T" on it.).
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    ^image
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm not tired.
  • I'm Bunny deprived, and won't be able to bring my lappy to school today. :<
  • I'm lonely too.
  • (*Lonelybuddy Hugs*)
  • -returns hug-

    I'm just kinda killing time until my tutorial.
  • Oh Feist. -swoon-
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Can I join the foreveralone.jpeg corner sponsored by Uncle Johns Armoury?
  • Sure.

    I fell over earlier today.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'm always alone. Forever.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    :(

    I hope not soon
  • (*Pokes Heap*)
  • mylo xyloto
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    THE HEAP RISES
  • I was just googling "Apple Help .png" for a power point, and the first result: image
  • Picnik is closing down in 3 months and being replaced by Google+'s photo editing suite, which is basically the same, but less Picnik-y.

    This saddens me. I've used it for years.
  • I really want new glasses.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well I'm home now. Class was cancelled because of a power outage.

    I'm tempted to take a nap but I know I should be working on school stuff.
  • ...I'm honestly really surprised at this. I'd have thought Google would want to make Picnik even bigger than it already was as well as integrate it into G+, but I guess they just wanted to make it entirely theirs.

    Kind of a waste of money if you ask me, but I'm not the one running Google, so. Oh well, I've moved on to Photoshop clones. The Facebook Picnik lovers will probably take this really hard though.
  • Photoshop is waaaaaay to expensive.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    That's why I just bring out the GIMP.
  • edited 2012-02-06 12:49:45
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Photoshop is waaaaaay to expensive.
    I know, right? Which is too bad, because I'd like to learn Photoshop as I figure I'll have to use it if I want to go into design.
  • The class I'm taking will teach me to use Photoshop, but if I don't own Photoshop.....
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  • I like GIMP myself.
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  • I dunno, never used it for that.


    I use Blender for 3d, but I never actualy do because I suck at it.
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