The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    real life shit posting
  • The sadness will last forever.
    all of you are my sockpuppets

    that makes me officially insane

    :O
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    whelp, i have entirely too many games to play now thanks to the steam sale
  • Bunny said:

    whelp, i have entirely too many games to play now thanks to the steam sale

    what a dire situation
  • Of the four games I got I have two that I want to play a lot but can't because my siblings are obnoxious, one that I mostly lost the desire to play because it's starting to feel like a lot of grinding and one that I managed to finish because it was short.
  • Psychonauts/Borderlands 2, Castle Crashers and Thomas Was Alone, in that order.

    Which isn't to say CC isn't good, it's just haaaaaaard
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    Bunny said:

    whelp, i have entirely too many games to play now thanks to the steam sale

    what a dire situation
    i know

    whatever shall i doooooo
  • im afraid you will have to



    PLAY THE GAMES


    D:
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    but naners i hate video games

    D:
  •  
    Bunny said:

    Bunny said:

    whelp, i have entirely too many games to play now thanks to the steam sale

    what a dire situation
    i know

    whatever shall i doooooo
    give some to me.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Actually it occurs to me that I do indeed have spare copies of The Binding of Isaac and Cave Story+ due to a humble bundle if you are interested
  • really? Shit, toss 'em my way if you're so inclined. Don't feel obliged to but if you've got no other plans for 'em I'll take 'em.

    Actually check the minimum requirements on Isaac first, I know that sounds silly but I've heard of people having problems running it.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    hmmm let's see minimum requirements

    Processor (CPU)2.5 GHz2.5 GHz
    System memory (RAM)1 GB1 GB
    Hard disk drive (HDD)50 MB free50 MB free
    Video card (GPU)DirectX 9.0c supportDirectX 9.0c support
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Tre you should finish Cave Story! :D You can do it!!!
  • :frantically tries to remember how to check system specs:
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-07-22 14:17:09
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  • edited 2013-07-22 14:17:00
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Go to Start, Run, and type "dxdiag".
  • Miko said:

    Tre you should finish Cave Story! :D You can do it!!!

    Maybe when I'm feeling masochistic I might.
  • Tre said:

    benedictbendydickboogerbingboobylickspidersnikt cumberbatchcumberbundcooterbitnumbersnatcharnold



    good job.

    also Bunny tbh I don't really want Cave Story too much but I'll definitely take BOI.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Alright, that's fine

    I'll just PM you the steam code real quick
  • oh sweet it's got Wrath of The Lamb too.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    indeed it does

    now you get to hate yourself in so many fun, fun ways
  • I'm gonna be using the Shoot First control scheme by accident so many times while playing this.

    While it downloads, I think I shall Crusade some Kingdoms.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Might as well

    those children aren't gonna smother themselves
  • OK, question for dudelios who play CK2.

    I'm doing my "The Conquerer" challenge run (start as a Norse character at the old gods start, by 1066 be Norman and be the King of England. Your character cannot be named William). The first step here is to swear fealty to one of the two West Frankish Kingdoms. Do y'all feel that I should throw my lot in with Charles the Bald of West Francia or Louis The Stammerer of Aquitaine?

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Charles the Bald, assuming that he waxes his dome
  • The sadness will last forever.
    feccheees
  • image

    really looks more like a combover to me.

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    the Stammerer is probably really good at scat singing
  • I already went with Charlie as I did not really expect anyone else to chime in.

    That said, Charles' heir is Louis, so it's possible we'll end up serving him anyway.
  • edited 2013-07-22 15:20:34
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Maybe when I'm feeling masochistic I might.
    Cave Story is actually really easy to beat if you are just taking the vanilla-flavored route to the end credits; anyone can get to the "bad" ending, and the "normal" ending takes a little more effort but you can do it. :D The "good" ending, I will admit, requires a little bit of skill and devotion.

    If you know where all the weapons and power-ups are, you will always have enough resources to survive to the next save point, and bosses are just a matter of memorizing their pattern. :)
  • Cave Story is downright terrible on hard mode.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I only have the original freeware version so I do not have hard mode. :)
  • So far I have discovered three websites- all of which I'd want to check on a regular basis- that cause my phone's internet browser to outright stop working. Ugh. I hate not having a computer.
  • Well, I do still have Cave Story on my PSP.

    It'll happen someday, maybe. I won't rule it out, I did enjoy what I played of it but I was kinda turned off by how quickly things escalated in that one desert-y level where you meet Curly, I guess.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    You just have to be careful and like, aim at stuff, idk.
  • This game really cannot decide what my character's title is. Sometimes he's a Petty King, sometimes he's a Jarl, and sometimes he's a Duke.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    One thing I find weirdly charming about the older H*R cartoons is how they have preloaders for people on dialup. I remember those days...if you were lucky enough to have DSL available, you jumped on it, even if it was sub-1-megabit. Cable modems were still rare, and the service quality was awful (and just try using one if you weren't running Windows 98).
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Let's say there's a spinning wheel game where 75% of the wheel is blue, 20% of the wheel is green, 4% of the wheel is red, and 1% of the wheel is white.

    There is a blue table, a red table, a green table, but no white table.

    You are given little poker chips, each representing a bet.  Putting your chip on a table is a bet for the color of that table; but you can only bet one chip at a time.

    If the spinner ends up on Blue, then everyone who bet on Blue gets five dollars and everyone who didn't bet on blue pays five dollars.  If the spinner ends up on Green, then everyone who bet on Green gets 18 dollars and 75 cents.  If the spinner ends up on Red, everyone who bet on Red gets 93 dollars and 75 cents, and everyone who didn't has to pay 93 dollars and 75 cents.

    If the spinner ends up on White, everyone has to pay.  Those who bet on blue pay 5 dollars, those who bet on green pay 18 dollars and 75 cents, those who bet on Red pay 93 dollars and 75 cents.

    What do you do?


    Let's say you have a game where you have a 75% chance to win 5 dollars or a 20% chance to win $18.75 or a four-per-cent chance of winning
  • Razzle Bazzle
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Someone broke mah triplepost.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, speaking of H*R cartoons, there's only been one new one since October 5, 2009
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Triplepost.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi people

    I'm cuter than you

    Also I miss H*R sometimes, even though I know they've moved on

    (Matt Chapman now works on Gravity Falls)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sbemail 78 is best sbemail.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    emtarkanderundersgunderson

    Embrodak

    Emerson

  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Fish lake?

    Foreign Leadership Camp?

    Far-off Lands?
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