The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-05 22:08:18 edited 2012-02-05 22:10:07

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  @Superglobe: Thanks. I was honestly starting to get worried lately.

  
  

  Don't worry, I'm not going to be like this all the time. I just need to get a little rest and get through school for the next week and I should be fine.

  
  

  I'll bump my "Dragon RPG" thread if I can tomorrow. How does that sound?

  
  

  ^ No worries. I was just feeling a little weird is all.
• Vriska

  2012-02-05 22:12:07

  8luh 8luh.

  GIRD YOUR LOINS.

  
  

  YOUR LOINS.

  
  

  GIRD THEM.

  
  

  (I just like the word "gird")
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 22:14:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  LOINS
  
  That's a good word too.
  
• Idler

  2012-02-05 22:15:36

  -girds everyone's loins-
  
• PlutoniumFist

  2012-02-05 22:17:38

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  Well, I always did main Urien.
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-02-05 22:21:04

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Well, it seems I'm more tired than I thought I was. I'm going to have to turn in early. See you tomorrow evening if I can.
• Haven

  2012-02-05 22:26:38

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  ponykind abstratus
• Vriska

  2012-02-05 22:28:01

  8luh 8luh.

  gird gird gird

  
  

  gird is the word
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 22:29:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Good night, ProfessorGator.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 22:33:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I feel like engaging in anorakia.
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 22:34:33 edited 2012-02-05 22:35:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Ooh, I was about to post some!
  
  Sometimes I think WBNS-TV should have used the original version of News Source longer, as they commissioned it. Sadly, over the voiceover and sound effects I can barely hear the cut used here (the first one is News Source, the second is This Is Your News; note the obvious looping point in the vamp of the cut of the latter package used here):
  
  
  
• Haven

  2012-02-05 22:37:22

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I wish this was playable. How great would it be to save an angel from being blasted to death by lightning by throwing her behind a bunch of tortoises?
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 22:40:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  For some reason I miss the "Eyewitness News" name, even if it is like the most generic one ever.
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 22:40:35

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's a cool name, cooler than "10TV News HD" at least.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-02-05 22:41:44

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  Is nice.
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 22:41:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  behold my true form and despair
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-05 22:42:47

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Y'know, I really like This Is Your News, but that cut kind of sucks. :P
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 22:43:39 edited 2012-02-05 22:44:08

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  AAAHHH
  
  Also for some reason browsing WBNS-TV made this cut of CBS Enforcer New Generation 2 pop into my head. I am overly fond of its juxtaposition with this particular KDKA-TV open:
  
  
  
  ^I always liked it (at least the longer version of it that I've heard), except that vamp.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 22:45:50 edited 2012-02-05 22:46:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  So, here's a sign gantry on I-670 before the highway opened in 2003.
  
  And here's the same gantry as seen earlier today.
  
  It amuses me that the I-71 NORTH and I-670 EAST signs have swapped places in the construction layout.
  
• Idler

  2012-02-05 22:47:38

  What's your true form, Imi?
  
  Haven: That's such a bizarre card.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 22:54:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  So for a long time the City of Columbus installed this style of pedestrian signal:
  
  
  
  I always hated it. The LEDs are too sparse; it looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle.
  
  (Thankfully they've recently switched to a new style featuring solid icons, which they seem to be rolling out rather fast at intersections with high pedestrian traffic.)
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 22:54:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I don't know what my true form is. It has not yet come into being.
  
  I'm drinking lemonade right now.
  
• Vriska

  2012-02-05 22:56:21

  8luh 8luh.

  It is now time for me to sleep and hopefully have another dream of 8eing Vriska. 8ecause those are the 8est.
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 22:58:44

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I wish SouthernMedia had more clean cuts of News Source. (The first and last cuts were probably done WFOR-TV, the others for WBNS-TV.)
  
• Idler

  2012-02-05 23:02:40

  We need more non-human Planeswalkers.
  
• lee4hmz

  2012-02-05 23:03:58

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Okay, I have a dentist appointment to get to in the morning, so I'm calling it a night a little early. Good night!
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 23:04:53 edited 2012-02-05 23:05:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  So you know those old analog portable TVs that you tune with a dial like a radio?
  
  I had one once where channel 10 on the TV setting corresponded to 97.1Mhz on the FM dial. Anonus will know why this amused me.
  
  Edit: Good night Lee.
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 23:06:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...I thought it was Caffeine 92.5!
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 23:09:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  No silly, 97.1 is WBNS-FM! So by flipping the switch from "TV" to "FM" I could switch between WBNS and WBNS!
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 23:10:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...ugh, didn't think of that!
  
• Viani

  2012-02-05 23:17:26

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• Unknown

  2012-02-05 23:25:27

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• Princess Alice

  2012-02-05 23:43:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Racism: The Complete First Season on DVD
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 23:44:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ...that is a long-runner for sure
  
• Unknown

  2012-02-05 23:46:09

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• Anonus

  2012-02-05 23:47:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...for some reason I wonder what company owns the rights to Racism and what kind of show it is.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-05 23:47:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm eating instant Mac and Cheese now.
  
• Viani

  2012-02-05 23:47:59

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  
  
  This video is weird in a fucked up way. How is it even allowed on Youtube? Didn't anyone report it yet?
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-05 23:53:31

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...why would it be reported?
  
• Idler

  2012-02-06 00:07:32

  The circle married the line
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-06 00:10:43

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  ^symbolism
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-02-06 00:16:30

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  The symbol and the ism GOT CRUUUUUUNK
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-06 00:16:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  touch the wet hippo
  
• Viani

  2012-02-06 00:17:52

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  God damn. I am really really.
  
  no.
  
  I was wondering, was it okay if I spill my heart out over what's bugging me today for a few seconds or should I restrict it to the Insec thread on TVT instead?
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-06 00:18:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Do what you want.
  
• Idler

  2012-02-06 00:18:54 edited 2012-02-06 00:19:05

  Imi confirmed for bestiality enthusiast.
  
• Haven

  2012-02-06 00:21:12

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Should I feel bad for laughing (to myself) at Zudak for getting pissed off at me ganking his stuff with Gilded Drake? I'd feel worse if he didn't think running Mishra's Workshop was a thing you should do.

  
  

  I was wondering, was it okay if I spill my heart out over what's bugging me today for a few seconds or should I restrict it to the Insec thread on TVT instead?

  
  

  It's okay, Tnoph.
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-06 00:22:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I believe you mean breastiality enthusiast.
  
• Justice4243

  2012-02-06 00:40:25

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Hehe, Heaper memes...

  
  

  
• Idler

  2012-02-06 00:40:59

  D'aww, it's so cute in a hideous kind of way.