The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    white people are the devil
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    video game obsession distancing a close relationship over the internet: today's talk show episode
  • Kexruct said:

    Who are they hurting, anyway? And given how awkward they seem in that video, it probably took quite a bit of courage to go there. We shouldn't begrudge them their desire to have fun with people who share their interests.

    This is a bit rich coming from the guy who makes fun of otherkin

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    My only motivations in life are being beautiful and video games, maybe. I would be a good person but it must be 10x times easier when you're pretty and society actually likes you. Or maybe I am just making excuses for caring more about my bod and also silly games than helping the poor.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I wonder... what if being pretty is a state of mind? o_o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I am going to go to Hell probably.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, this new episode of Deadly Women is making me want to throw full wine bottles at my screen. One of the cases involves rather horrific child abuse. :P
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • edited 2013-07-20 00:57:46

    Kexruct said:

    Who are they hurting, anyway? And given how awkward they seem in that video, it probably took quite a bit of courage to go there. We shouldn't begrudge them their desire to have fun with people who share their interests.

    This is a bit rich coming from the guy who makes fun of otherkin

    I don't make fun of them for being socially awkward, I make fun of them because they have ridiculous, obviously feigned "identity issues" that they make out to be as serious as actual gender dysphoria and the like. Which isn't necessarily harmful, but it is stupid and tends to be rooted in cultural appropriation (as many of them justify it as having a spirit animal or totem animal).

    Pointing out how awkward the situation is isn't necessarily bad, but I can't really tell if that is what Naney was doing or if he was just laughing at them.

  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I'm 12 and what is this
  • And I honestly don't understand why thinking otherkin are ridiculous and silly precludes me from not liking it when people make fun of an almost entirely unrelated group of people for having a quality a lot of us share.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Sometimes I miss being a child, except I don't.

    I like this music. :)

  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    just watched Wayne's World

    not sure how to feel
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have the most random desire to go to a Pizza Hut. :o
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Youtube comment boards are the gutter of the internet.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Each Touhou game has Easy, Normal, Hard, and Lunatic. But don't let the names fool you. Easy is Hard, Normal is Nintendo Hard, Hard is Harder Than Hard, and Lunatic... is quite fitting (being that the game states it's 'not suited for anyone')
    This is actually true, isn't it? How is it possible that I can get so close to winning Lunatic...? When I really think about it, it is mind-blowing.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Bunny said:

    just watched Wayne's World


    not sure how to feel
    i was just thinking about that movie earlier today
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And now this episode is about infanticide. *ponders taking a baseball bat to his TV*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    why do you keep watching ID if it makes you so angry
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Because I find the stories compelling even if they piss me off...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    HEY PEOPLES WHO ARE STILL AWAKE-STYLE

    GO ON #TRASHHEAP AND ENTERTAIN CENTIE

  • edited 2013-07-20 02:39:36
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Centie's apologized for that, on account of her Internet is out now.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    mrrrowwwzzz
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But it's back now

    Because she's cool like that
  • It occurred to me recently that The Amazing Spider-Man is legitimately a contemptible movie.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Why is that?

    (Personally I wish one of those movies would flop so that Marvel could get the rights back)
  • A lot of things, really. Like, for one thing, the movie's attempts to distance itself from Raimi's version ended up just stripping Spider-Man of his essential qualities and leaving him with only the most superficial aspects of his character, oh, and the Peter Parker in this version is kind of a douche too.

    Admittedly, most of that just makes it a bad film. What makes it contemptible is how transparently cynical it was.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Royal Order of the Winged Unicorn

    Princess Centie of Columbia

    Prince Anonus of the Rockies

    Duke Section of Scarborough

    Duchess Sorrow of The Bay of Saint Francis

    Sir Naney of The Ten Thousand Lakes

    Sir Vashtar of fuck i forgot what city he lives in

    Lady Pyridrym of the Island of Mount Royal
  • edited 2013-07-20 05:04:18
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Count of Montgomery would be appropriate, I think...

    (Montgomery County, outside of Philadelphia.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    somehow i knew you'd be the next one to post

    Count of Montgomery it is! ^_^
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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Can't fall asleep but can't stay awake. :(
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    aaaaaa so uncomfortable
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    still not awake
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    transsexual dog
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    talking palm tree
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST? :O NOT IN *MY* NECK OF THE WOODS!!
  • edited 2013-07-20 10:16:39
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Of all the members, Miko is the most rambly and non-sensical and also the most depressed and un-productive. Maybe.
  • Remember when memes were funny?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    No one in Gundemonium wears pants and some people don't wear clothes; I learned this when I read that the PS3 versions are censored, but I have the PC versions which means it is optional. :) There is nothing wrong with flying around pants-less, though. :o Also, I wonder how to get holiday colors on my characters?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Are those third-world workers painting Guy Fawkes masks to be used by Anonymous internet left-wing vigilantes?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Touhou Project ("Touhou", 東方, meaning Eastern or Oriental, pronounced "Toh Hoh") is a series of doujin scrolling shooter games in the "Bullet Hell" subgenre, developed by Team Shanghai Alice. It is most famous for its high difficulty level involving intricate bullet patterns,
    and the fact that instead of having spaceships and warfare vehicles, it
    has girls in frilly dresses: nearly every character is a Little Miss Badass, Cute Monster Girl, or Cute Witch, and wears some degree of Lolita clothing. Much of its popularity, however, comes from its enormous Doujinshi and Shipping
    community, and the equally enormous amounts of amateur musical
    arrangements and remixes of the games' music. Indeed, most of the
    characters are given only a framework personality in the games, traditionally leaving most of the details up to Fanon. However, the series creator has written quite a bit of manga, stories, and general information for it as well.The basic plot of each of the games is that the isolated land of Gensokyo, a Fantasy Kitchen Sink hidden in the mountains of Japan and separated from reality by a magical barrier, faces some sort of "incident", which local Miko Reimu and her best friend Cute Witch Marisa feel compelled to resolve for their own reasons,* reluctant duty and greed, respectively

    sometimes joined by bosses from previous games. What qualifies as an
    "incident" can range from globally life threatening like the endless
    winter of
    Perfect Cherry Blossom to harmless curiosities like the flying boat of Undefined Fantastic Object. After beating up some random bystanders in the early stages, they eventually discover the Anti-Villain behind the disturbance and beat them up, along with some of their friends and/or Battle Butlers.
    Afterward, they make peace with the villains (often figuratively and
    literally "drinking tea" with them), and get sent on a tangentially
    related quest to beat up someone else related to the villain, but not to
    the incident, in a Bonus Dungeon.Like Cave Story,
    it's also outstanding in that the entirety of the games, including the
    sprite graphics, 3D graphics, character portraits, dialogue, story,
    music composition, programming, bullet-patterns, and concept are all
    done by one guy, known only as "ZUN".imagenote His real name is Jun'ya Ota. Some fans call him Kannushi (Head Priest)See also the extensive wikiimage about the game series.Not to be confused with Toho, a company mainly responsible for the tokusatsu genre.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Failure Is the Only Option:
    Any first completion of most games. To get the proper ending, you must
    not use any continues and, in some cases, not be on easy mode. Given the
    genre, this is borderline impossible. And in the case of Imperishable Night it's completely impossible, since you have to get the normal ending before the good one.
    lol lazy gamers
  • edited 2013-07-20 10:34:37
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    • Fake Difficulty:
      • It's arguable that all of the Touhou games suffer from this, due to the ambiguity of the hitboxes on the bullets requiring more a ton of Trial-and-Error Gameplay, although that really comes with the Bullet Hell territory. Story of Eastern Wonderland
        was the worst about it though, as your hitbox was rather large, and if
        you died it would offset slightly — enough to make some previous safe
        spots no longer safe.
      • Undefined Fantastic Object's fifth stage clouds the screen with literally hundreds
        of Point and Power Items. Normally, this would be a great thing for
        scoring and power alike, but the items can often cover the bullets
        onscreen, usually resulting in a "WTF just hit me?" reaction from the
        player. Also, MarisaA uses very shiny lasers to attack, which shoot from
        four options around Marisa. Almost all of stage 5 uses very shiny
        bullets, approximately the same size as said options. It's not uncommon
        for a player to run into a bullet because they look almost exactly
        alike. The fact that the red bullets can also blend into the red background makes it even worse. This problem is present in Mountain of Faith and Subterranean Animism as well, though to a lesser extent.
    LAZY GAMERS. :O Actually I didn't know that the hitbox in TH02 gets off-center if you die. That is weird.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Fairy Wars gives golden medals for capturing cards without dying, bombing or freezing any bullets. That was probably ZUN's idea of a joke.
    LAZY. GAMERS.
    Ten Desires adds Overdrive. It's an extra difficulty added to
    specific spellcards (one for each non-cameo character) that's unlocked
    by capturing that spellcard on all other difficulties. They range from
    being the next logical step up after the lunatic version to being much,
    much worse.
    They forgot about Last Word from Imperishable Night. :/
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Kaizo Trap:
    After beating bosses, it takes a second before the projectiles turn
    into tokens. So if you aren't careful, you can win, but still die.
    This has happened to me before. :o It is always amusing, if a little frustrating.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The only exception to the rule is Utsuho Reiuji, the final boss in Subterranean Animism,
    which gains an armor instead, in other words, you can continue doing
    reduced damage to her with a bomb, but this comes with the cost that the
    bombs doesn't clean the bullets in the screen.
    I did not know that. :o Most Touhou last bosses are invincible during their last attack if you have a spell activated.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    touhou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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